Songs LEAST Likely To Be On Paradise Lost

[RequiemX]

We don't know for sure what's going to be on Paradise Lost. So what do we know won't be on it?

1. Smoke and Salmon
2. Ikea Curtain
3. Freezer (Unleash The Icecubes)

Anybody else heard top-secret info?

 

[truemindframe]

kinda cheesy but I'll play

Burger King of Terrors
Out of the Asses
The Center of Never
The Thighs of Medusa
Masquerade '06

 

[RequiemX]

kinda cheesy but I'll play

As is pizza. But that doesn't stop me, either.

 

[meisteh]

Masqueraids
The Death of Rabbits / Myxomatosis
60W Incandescent Pearl Bayonet Light Bulb Fantasia
Keanu and the Oracle

 

[rockmanxpr]

Only one I can think of right now
"The Demonic Gonads of Comedy"

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Lady of the Night - Dressed to Drill

 

[shanky]

Of Pins and Paddles
Sea of Pies
The Bitching Hour
The Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid II
Through the Hooker's Ass (Pts. 1, 2 & 3)

That's all I got.

 

[Matt]

Paradise Found
Sleepings
In Teh krayt Dragon's Den
Fugue
Candlelight Satanic Worship Beneath The Malicious Curtain

 

[Tubbs]

Of frostbitten sins and demonic shadows
The Accolade III (hmm...)
A grim and frostbitten winter's dream
The tr00 and gr1m frostbitten haunting
The frostbitten edge of the cosmic creation to foreverness in theoretical proportions
Through the looking glass in the great vast forest
Lady of the frostbitten snow
The gr1m relic
Pagan incantations of the frostbitten apprentice of faustian aldaron worship
The frostbitten frontiers of the pagan forest and the hour of the witching

(I've been listening to black metal lately...)

 

[Matt]

Depraved of Evolution
Empty of a fools paradise
Thorns on My Grave with a Cataclysm/Bird Serpent War

That was lame, but I couldnt let tubbs win.

 

[MoFo]

Taunting the Notorious B.I.G.
Shades of Gay
Savage Roast Beef Curtains
Cassiopeia the Queen
Quotes from "The Apprentice"
Lady who snorts blow

I'm tired.... Not very funny, unless you're drunk.

P.S. Tubbs FTW!!oneIIIiii

 

[Yngvai X]

The Buffalo Wings and Celery

 

[Beelzebub]

Dressed to Grill

 

[theVikingR]

Creationism (The Intelligent Design)

 

[Anonymous]

Taunting the Notorious B.I.G

Creationism (The Intelligent Design)

OMG ROFL!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure they won't have The Illiad.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I lol'd at quite a few of these. Y'all know which ones .

Mr Fast, the illiad would be teh sex but i agree.... it wont happen. It'd be compared too much to the odyssey imo, and it'd take away some of the specialness methinks.

 

[RequiemX]

Creationism (The Intelligent Design)

++

 

[raythetse]

Queen of Pleasures
Absynthe and a Bottle of Nyquil
Tom Selleck the Relic
Shades of Gray, Green and Brown, and Just a Touch of Purple to Add Character

 

[Horus]

Creationism (The Intelligent Design)

Score one for theVikingR

raythetse got me thinking. It's not that Shades of Gray, Green, Brown, and Just a Touch of Purple to Add Character wouldn't be on there. Just Shades of Gray. I mean they already did Shades of GrEy, so wh do Shades of GrAy?

Better yet, Shades of Gay.

 

[Snowmaker]

I wonder if we'll get Masquerade '98 as a bonus track yet again.