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Vokiller
It is a good smily. I say cheers alot in im conversations and irl now, so it's kind of a niche i suppose.
Songs? wow!
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Wass sappening?
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Satanstoenail said:
Quoted for truth.
However, sample some Anal Blast song titles:
"She Eats Her Tampons Out Of My Shit"
"Cunt To The Throat"
Also, the Anal Cunt side project Impaled Northern Moonforest:
"Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders"
"Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis"
"Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum"
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MetalAges said:Ok you nuts, back on topic!
I'm actually rather surprised Deron is encouraging us to talk about Fist Fuck Family and things of the such
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Killbot
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MetalAges said:
It is a stupid thread, and i apologize for that
i was just so immensly amused when i bought this cd that i had the impulse to make a thread.
Anal Cunt? i have heard of them so much, but never listened to them. They arent even on metal archives
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
Anal Cunt discography
Split with Flachenbrand (2001)
Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
The South Won't Rise Again
I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
Bonus Track #5
Defenders Of The Hate (2001)
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Hebosaurus
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
Obviously Adopted
Walker, Texas Corpse
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
Split with The Raunchous Brothers (2000)
The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler
It Just Gets Worse (1999)
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
Picnic Of Love (1998)
Picnic Of Love
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
I Wanna Grow Old With You
Saving Ourselves For Marriage
Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
Waterfall Wishes
In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
I Like It When You Die (1997)
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
Valujet
You've Got No Friends
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You're A Cop
You Can't Shut Up
You've Got Cancer
We Just Disagree
Hungry Hungry Hippos
You Are An Interior Decorator
Pottery's Gay
Rich Goyette Is Gay
Branscombe Richmond
You Live In Allston
You Are A Good Food Critic
Just The Two Of Us
Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
You're Gay
You Look Adopted
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
You Have Goals
You Drive An Iroc
You Play On A Softball Team
Because You're Old
You Sell Cologne
Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
You Live In A Houseboat
Richard Butler
311 Sucks
Your Kid Is Deformed
You Are An Orphan
You're Old (Fuck You)
You Go To Art School
You're Best Friend Is You
You're In A Coma
Windchimes Are Gay
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
Reni Auberjonois
Internet Is Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
Hootie And The Blowfish
You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
Technology's Gay
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
I'm In Anal Cunt
You (Fill In The Blank)
Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
Bonus Track #3
40 More Reasons To Hate Us (1996)
It, You're A Metal Band
Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
Kill Women
Steroids Guy
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
I Noticed That You're Gay
Dead, Gay And Dropped
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
Trapped
You're A Fucking Cunt
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
Bill Scott's Dumb
Harvey Korman Is Gay
You Fucking Break
Theme From Three Company
Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
Metamorphosis
I'm Sick Of You
Howard Wulkan's Bald
You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
Tom Arnold
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
Marc Payson Is A Drunk
Your Family Is Dumb
Furnace
You're Dumb
Van Full Of Retards
Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
Dumb, Fat and Gross
I'm Not Stubborn
Mike Manan's Story
02657
Gloves Of Metal
Bonus Track
Howard Is Bald (1995)
Howard Is Bald
Bald To The Bone
A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
Ballad Of Baldness
Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
Night On Bald Moutain
You Should Be Balding
If I Can't Have Hair
Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)
Top 40 Hits (1995)
Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
Art Fag
Split with Flachenbrand (2001)
Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
The South Won't Rise Again
I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
Bonus Track #5
Defenders Of The Hate (2001)
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Hebosaurus
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
Obviously Adopted
Walker, Texas Corpse
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
Split with The Raunchous Brothers (2000)
The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler
It Just Gets Worse (1999)
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
Picnic Of Love (1998)
Picnic Of Love
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
I Wanna Grow Old With You
Saving Ourselves For Marriage
Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
Waterfall Wishes
In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
I Like It When You Die (1997)
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
Valujet
You've Got No Friends
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You're A Cop
You Can't Shut Up
You've Got Cancer
We Just Disagree
Hungry Hungry Hippos
You Are An Interior Decorator
Pottery's Gay
Rich Goyette Is Gay
Branscombe Richmond
You Live In Allston
You Are A Good Food Critic
Just The Two Of Us
Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
You're Gay
You Look Adopted
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
You Have Goals
You Drive An Iroc
You Play On A Softball Team
Because You're Old
You Sell Cologne
Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
You Live In A Houseboat
Richard Butler
311 Sucks
Your Kid Is Deformed
You Are An Orphan
You're Old (Fuck You)
You Go To Art School
You're Best Friend Is You
You're In A Coma
Windchimes Are Gay
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
Reni Auberjonois
Internet Is Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
Hootie And The Blowfish
You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
Technology's Gay
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
I'm In Anal Cunt
You (Fill In The Blank)
Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
Bonus Track #3
40 More Reasons To Hate Us (1996)
It, You're A Metal Band
Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
Kill Women
Steroids Guy
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
I Noticed That You're Gay
Dead, Gay And Dropped
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
Trapped
You're A Fucking Cunt
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
Bill Scott's Dumb
Harvey Korman Is Gay
You Fucking Break
Theme From Three Company
Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
Metamorphosis
I'm Sick Of You
Howard Wulkan's Bald
You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
Tom Arnold
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
Marc Payson Is A Drunk
Your Family Is Dumb
Furnace
You're Dumb
Van Full Of Retards
Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
Dumb, Fat and Gross
I'm Not Stubborn
Mike Manan's Story
02657
Gloves Of Metal
Bonus Track
Howard Is Bald (1995)
Howard Is Bald
Bald To The Bone
A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
Ballad Of Baldness
Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
Night On Bald Moutain
You Should Be Balding
If I Can't Have Hair
Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)
Top 40 Hits (1995)
Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
Art Fag
Ender Rises
Wass sappening?
Matt
Active Member
Funeral rape-chainsaw in the cunt
01 The Land of Sluts
02 Autopsy... Rape
03 The Cum Comes
04 Violent Shit
05 Junkie Rapist
06 God is a Cock
07 I Fuck on Your Grave
08 A Chainsaw in the Cunt
09 Slutty Cunt Getting Plowed by the Dead
10 These Bitches Must Die!
11 Vaginal Cannibal
12 Sex Sex Sex
13 She Sucked the Wrong Cock
14 Raping the Undertaker
15 Final Orgy
16 I Cum on Your Grave
17 Normal Day to Day Depravity
18 Bastard Asian Eatcum Fucker
19 The Junkie is Back
20 Spunky Tramp Fucks and Sucks
21 Porno Masters
22 Outro
how do i find this shit?
and check out the ultra fucked cover:
http://xpeh.harddays.net/album.php?id=563
01 The Land of Sluts
02 Autopsy... Rape
03 The Cum Comes
04 Violent Shit
05 Junkie Rapist
06 God is a Cock
07 I Fuck on Your Grave
08 A Chainsaw in the Cunt
09 Slutty Cunt Getting Plowed by the Dead
10 These Bitches Must Die!
11 Vaginal Cannibal
12 Sex Sex Sex
13 She Sucked the Wrong Cock
14 Raping the Undertaker
15 Final Orgy
16 I Cum on Your Grave
17 Normal Day to Day Depravity
18 Bastard Asian Eatcum Fucker
19 The Junkie is Back
20 Spunky Tramp Fucks and Sucks
21 Porno Masters
22 Outro
how do i find this shit?
and check out the ultra fucked cover:
http://xpeh.harddays.net/album.php?id=563
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
DeathsSweetEmbrace said:Quoted for truth.
However, sample some Anal Blast song titles:
"She Eats Her Tampons Out Of My Shit"
"Cunt To The Throat"
Also, the Anal Cunt side project Impaled Northern Moonforest:
"Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders"
"Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis"
"Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum"
Rofl
Mike27 said:Funeral rape-chainsaw in the cunt
01 The Land of Sluts
02 Autopsy... Rape
03 The Cum Comes
04 Violent Shit
05 Junkie Rapist
06 God is a Cock
07 I Fuck on Your Grave
08 A Chainsaw in the Cunt
09 Slutty Cunt Getting Plowed by the Dead
10 These Bitches Must Die!
11 Vaginal Cannibal
12 Sex Sex Sex
13 She Sucked the Wrong Cock
14 Raping the Undertaker
15 Final Orgy
16 I Cum on Your Grave
17 Normal Day to Day Depravity
18 Bastard Asian Eatcum Fucker
19 The Junkie is Back
20 Spunky Tramp Fucks and Sucks
21 Porno Masters
22 Outro
how do i find this shit?
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These are some of the funniest ones i've seen too date.
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