Sony leaks new product

[Speedkill]

"Sonys spokes-woman, Keiko Atare...."
"Keiko, dressed in a black tank-top covered with fishnet..."

Fishnet is metal. Don't you know that?

 

[Smitty]

How come the date says 10-7-03? Thats not for 3 months...

 

[Katatonic]

How come the date says 10-7-03? Thats not for 3 months...

you had me going there until the varg bit.

 

[Black Dragon]

American death-metallers Slipknot

 

[Black Dragon]

ogin

What the hell.

 

[Harp Heaven]

Hey. It was an experiment I did, where I tried to fake a newspaper-article as best I could to do a satire ala theonion.com. Props to those who got it early on.

 

[Mosh Kosh]

You need DEATH!

good job though. I did a little research and got nothing so, yeah
A little advice wouldnt a newspaper article always start with 'BRUSSELS - Blah Blah' or whatever?

 

[Harp Heaven]

It would

Thanks for informing me.

 

[Silver Sable]

yeah smitty the US uses the English system for things that makes no sense, and we are also the only people that use the month, day, year system. Most everyone else does it day, month, year...

We just have to be different :Smug:

 

[The intruder88]

Well, you had me going until the part about Slipknot being Death Metal...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[Black Dragon]

I see aecliptica ran and hid when I quoted his mega-typo.

 

[Messiah_May86]

I want varg's babies

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

I informed on him. I am Samoth Haugen.

 

[Smitty]

are you being serious?


10/7/2003 is 7/10/2003

Nonono, I understand how that works, but it says 10- 07 -03....

so it's not a month. He wrote it in the "americanized" form, AND ITS NOT FOR 3 MONTHS!!!!

 

[Messiah_May86]

It'll have to do

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Police informers!

 

[Messiah_May86]

eh?

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Haha, you need a lesson in black metal political history young paddawan, check your fp btw

 

[Black Dragon]

Oh Gawd, readin the word 'informer' made me think of that Snow song. *shoots himself*