Sophie's Choice: Humans vs Collection Edition

How many people would you choose over your albums?

  • I dive for the chest first, fuck humanity (Moose Option)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The babes save me (Gugs option)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I go down with the ship (Doomcifer RC Symbolism Option)

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • All close friends and family

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Nemtheanga

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • As many people as possible, human life is THAT valuable (Conspicuously Absent Option)

    Votes: 1 25.0%

  • Total voters
    4

Reign in Acai

Of Elephant and Man
Jun 25, 2003
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Youre boat has capsized, taking everyone loved one over along with your bug out bag and a chest that holds the remainder of your collection. How many people do you save before you grab the chest?
 
if you put your collection on a ship suit yourself imo

fukk material possessions, who really gives a shit

zero people on earth including yourself actually care whether you own a record on vinyl or not
 
Isn't this a scene from Guardians of the Galaxy?!?!

EDIT:



He risks humanity to save his Walkman. Close enough.
 
@einride ,

Well this scenario comes after the entire NK nuke job, leaving you scrambling down stream with your bug out bag. You were one of the fortunate ones who paid some Eric T Mexicans enough coin to carry a chest with the remainder of your collection.

There is NO music streaming capabilities hence forth.
 
I will save them all and start a band with them to satisfy our collective musical needs. Fuckin' conch shell beach-core doom.
 
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