Spam is getting weirder...

[FalseTodd]

=-Hi-= there…. I'm full of life person and I have many friends. But I need my only man who willlove me and whom I'll be able to give all my feelings. While I was browsing onthe internet, I came up to your profile, so I decided. “ What the hell you liveonly ones =)”. So here it goes!!!.. am looking for a Special One, my soul mate, a man who will be my friend, mylover, my husband, a father for my small daughter and our future children.Please send your mail to this address right here Charlene_031_eve@hotmail.com Hope to hear soon!!,

 

[lizard]

I don't know if the internet has become sentient but I no longer receive anything but spam for penis enlargement supplements.

 

[minxnim]

at my work email. i inexplicably get only two sorts of spam: DELIAS related things, or things related to HUNTING.

 

[kleo706]

ooogh mailorseer vbiride spam!!!

 

[avi]

i get such a crapload of garbage at work, it's unbelievable. of course I also manage like 6 email accts, but it's not fun.

 

[FrostGiant]

What the hell you liveonly ones =)

Screw that. Sometimes I live two, threes, hell even fours.

 

[kleo706]

I've got two layers of junkmail filtration in place (server + client). It got the flow down to about 1/2 dozen pieces of spam daily but randomly decided that mail from the workshop = worse than solicitations for "wyld g!rls fukk ing wyld animalzzz!!!!!"

 

[FrostGiant]

I only get stuff from mp3.com\broke and all those job search sites.

 

[azal]

all I get is somthing called "nightclub Wiz"

 

[FuSoYa]

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[FalseTodd]

Ha! That's awesome.

"We just charged your credit card, but then we forgot the number, could you email it to us?"

"Oh by the way, place your trust in us, you dirty filthy pedophile."

 

[ChromeLife]

Mine dont even make sense any more.. its like Hioooolele yeouanro? pie.nis nout beg enuf?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ahahahahahahah yes

 

[chupe666]

i consistently delete these without opening. i love the subject headers that try and incorporate your email name to make it all personal, even if it's not really an actual name- like:
"Hi PUDWANKER4523 - refinance your home with us!"