I can't really confess the details of the time spent in the bar, except that we snuck two friends in from the parking lot over the pation fence and into the tent, because THE OWNER OF THE BAR TOLD US TO. We know him, we grew up with him, and he even let us in past the line, completely to our suprise (Boy were there some bitchin' and some swearin' behind our backs! HAHA!). He told us, "Just show em the fence and have them hop it. It's too crowded at the door cuz people are sheep." Which is true!
We filled a memory card on our digicam. On said camera, our designated driver's boobies, two drunken hoors licking each others' panties, and the ice block luge girl shaking her ass.
From the time we left the doors to hit the valet, until we got to our house party for the finale of the night:
1. I think I got a cracked rib from Friend #1 when, I suppose, he elbowed me. I'm pretty sure it was an elbow. I had to sit down, cuz it hurt to breathe. And the pain wasn't fading away! It stayed! Ugh!
2. Friend #1 tried some MMA side-Russian-leg-sweep shenanigans on Friend #2 and our designated driver screeched in terror.
3. The bouncers come flying out the doors behind us tackling a "soccer hooligan" as we liked to call the rambunctious drunks, and slammed him to the ground. The hooligan was already bloody-faced, but the landing on the sidewalk opened something up and out came the crimson river pouring from his head. Huge pool of bright red blood, and a bunch of arrogant threats from the hooligan. It's funny to see someone say they'll kick your ass, after you've already kicked their ass and thrown them out. Those bouncers were just laughing their asses off. Awesome.
4. Friend #1 had to puke out the car door, while we were in the drive-thru line at Taco Bell. I told him to walk over to the storm drain and let it all out, but he couldn't be bothered with trying to balance over a hole.
5. I squirted hot sauce ALL OVER friend #2. Forearms, shoulder, pants, carseat... and we, yes WE, started licking the sauce up to clean up.
All-in-all, an enjoyable St. Paddy's Day. I want to thank Symphony X, for allowing me to wear a green shirt on St. Paddy's Day, and STILL be
METAL.
We had a listener request some Elvenking for this exact reason, but none of us had any available. 
Playlist is here: http://www.wrekage.org/playlists.php
But, it more than makes up for it with as a place that there's always some people that I know there (planned or not) and a couple of really cool bartenders (who don't charge me for every drink 
)!
