Stange Question: Organ Donors

[General Zod]

OK. I know we'll get a few "I'd like to donate my organ to Angelina Jolie" kind of posts. But once you made your smartass commment, where do you stand on this issue?

I can't do it. Maybe I'll change my mind at some point, but as of now, I find the concept strangely disturbing. When my wife and I were filling out our wills, my wife was going to check the box to be a donor. I told her "no way". I told her, "I won't let them take your organs, so you might as well not check the box off."

Zod

 

[Dark One]

I'd like to donate my organ to Angelina Jolie.

That said - I have no interest in it.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I won't do it. I wish to be buried on norwegian soil with all my organs intact.

 

[EdenKriss]

yes, ill do it. i will not be needing any of my organs at that point, so i might as well give them to someone who needs them. might even save lives by doing that.

and besides that, i myself would like to have organs from others if i should need them, and i cant defend that claim morally if im not willing to give up my own...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I think it'd be cool to be mummified or stuffed, so either way they gotta take em out.

 

[Hell Mike]

I'll give my stuff away to people who want to know what human meat tastes like but are too law-abiding to find out

 

[Tranquillian]

I'm an organ-donor. If I can save a life or two I will have done something good in my (after)life.

 

[Ellestin]

I still have to make up my mind on this issue. I wouldn't want my balls ending up on a potential pedophile... for instance.

 

[Hell Mike]

I'd give a kidney or lung or whatever to a brother if it was necessary and stuff but whatever to whoever? not sure

 

[Ellestin]

I'd give a kidney or lung or whatever to a brother if it was necessary and stuff but whatever to whoever? not sure

Yes, my point too. Actually I'd give stuff to pretty much anyone I'd have been given the chance to appreciate as a human being, including Markgugs if need be.

 

[MFJ]

It says on my license that I am, but I haven't signed for it yet...

I sort of naturally decided to do it, figuring "Well what the fuck do I care if I'm dead?", but now I'm starting to think that I don't want my organs to go off to just anybody. Maybe I'd feel better about it if I knew the person they were going to? Obviously that's absurd, but hey...

 

[General Zod]

I'd definitely give up an organ for a friend or family member. I just don't want to be ravaged upon my death for strangers.

Zod

 

[Demilich]

I'd give up a lot more than an organ for a family member! (not sure what that means, but they're worth it.)

 

[Hell Mike]

I'm with Demilich, but that doesn't mean I'll wrap parts of my body in paper and give 'em away in a week

 

[Erik]

I hope to die violently enough that there would be no salvagable organs left, so it's kind of a moot point

 

[NAD]

i'm not an organ donor because i believe in the theory of doctors letting nobodies like me die to allow somebodies like President Assfuck to live. and yes i see black helicopters at least once a week.

but if i'm already dead as a fucking doornail, then feel free to dismember me in any sort of way. anyone who thinks their body matters after they die is loony. so i'll probably put it in my will, just won't have the driver's license sticker.

 

[lurch70]

i probbaly would like to be cremated ... so if someone needs something of mine, take it first.

just make sure it fits inside your body ... [/talljoke]

 

[NAD]

 

[NAD]

if nobody believed the Rasputin rumoUrs, that picture surely brings home the truth. i mean that chick probably isn't even into detached necrophilia but i'll bet she's getting wet anyhow.

 

[Danny_Glover]

My organs are too old for that shit.