Stephen Lynch 'The Craig Machine'

[PowerFreak]

For those sick fuckers , like myself, who enjoy extremely funny, very wrong comedy, you owe it to yourself to get Stephen Lynch's new CD, 'The Craig Machine'.

If you don't know about Stephen, he is a singing comedian with about the most wrong songs on the planet. Wrong, wrong, wrong and extremely funny.

This is his third CD and it justs build on the wrongness of the other two.

It's awesome.

Zilla

 

[Harvester]

"I'm fucking Craig!"

LOL.

Glenn H.

 

[PowerFreak]

"I'm fucking Craig!"

LOL.

Glenn H.

My name is SSSSaaattannnnnnnnnnnn. Hi everybody!

ROFL.

Zilla

 

[jaimek]

"If you're a cracker you better get blacker..."

 

[longshot9]

Have you ever heard his Burger King Retard Xmas song??? OMG... so funny...

BK Retard Xmas Song (FYI there's like 2 minutes of silence at the end of this then he says something like "you're still listening?" so you can stop it about halfway through.)

 

[Harvester]

You sure that's Lynch? It sounded nothing like him, especially the spoken stuff at the end.

Glenn H.

 

[booB]

shit! I didn't even know he had a first and second cd out, not to mention a third one...

 

[Bryan316]

If I could be a superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude.

 

[longshot9]

You sure that's Lynch? It sounded nothing like him, especially the spoken stuff at the end.

Glenn H.

To be honest, no I'm not. I just got that 1 song from someone and was going off his name being in the title. Apologies if it's not him.

 

[PowerFreak]

To be honest, no I'm not. I just got that 1 song from someone and was going off his name being in the title. Apologies if it's not him.

Very funny, but not him.

No appolgies needed. Funny is funny.

Zilla

 

[Harvester]

shit! I didn't even know he had a first and second cd out, not to mention a third one...

Bob,

The first one is my favorite by far.

Glenn H.

"And I was the only one...that got lucky that night."

 

[Sumeet]

Heh... I remember listening to him on The Opie And Anthony Show a few years back. As far as I can see, It's going to be tough for him to put out something that will top "Kill A Kitten", lol.

 

[Formerly known as Chris F5]

Heh... I remember listening to him on The Opie And Anthony Show a few years back. As far as I can see, It's going to be tough for him to put out something that will top "Kill A Kitten", lol.

especially after that "everytime you masturbate,God Kills a kitten" thing hit the internet

my favorate was special Ed

 

[Regor]

He's also got a DVD which is funny as hell!

"My name is Gary Foster
World's greatest midget tosser"

 

[Wishmaster]

It's D'N'D!!!!

--Mike

 

[Matt Lee]

Stephen Lynch is awesome! I still need to purchase his CDs but I do have his DVD and have seen him live 3 times now (which btw, is fantastic). Glad to hear he has a new album! He did some great new songs last time I saw him. Thanks for the heads up.

"But when Craig's inside we'll party all damn night, I don't turn water into wine but into cold Coor's Light. I won't die for your sins, like my famous kin, but if you got a little sister than there's room at this inn!"

 

[Petethedrummer]

Yeah, I've been a fan since he visited the O&A show back in the day. He's definitely the man