Gather round kids, it's storytime!
I told this story at a pirate store once, and got pirate treasure for it!
There was a llama, and this llama's name was Dave. Dave was very sad because his mother had dissapeared. His father had died when Dave was very young. So dave decided to ask his friends Relonnamgialnar the Pumpking and Alszagrggg the Bucket for help. They agreed.
When they considered what might of happened to Dave's mother, they realized that the Evil Refrigerator must've taken her. So they went to the volcano where the Evil Refrigerator lived. But when they got there, they were horrified. There were thousands of evil appliances, blenders, waffle irons, toasters, and more, but one refrigerator stood out from all the rest. He stood on a huge thrown of baby carcasses and wore a crown on his head.
Dave, Relonnamgialnar, and Alszagrggg ran for their lives. Luckily, none of was hurt. They went back home to gather an army of llamas, pumpkins, and buckets. Since they all loved Dave's mother, they agreed to help. When the returned to the volcano, they were outnumbered.
Then they realized, all these appliances had to be plugged in! They couldn't just unplug them, but they knew there would be a powerswitch somewhere. So they went downstairs to the basement and turned off all of the power. They then went to find Dave's mother. They saw her hanging by a rope over a pit of lava. Unfortunately, none of them had thumbs, so they couldn't rescue her. So they lived in the volcano and fed her food on a plate stuck on a stick.
THE END.
I told this story at a pirate store once, and got pirate treasure for it!
There was a llama, and this llama's name was Dave. Dave was very sad because his mother had dissapeared. His father had died when Dave was very young. So dave decided to ask his friends Relonnamgialnar the Pumpking and Alszagrggg the Bucket for help. They agreed.
When they considered what might of happened to Dave's mother, they realized that the Evil Refrigerator must've taken her. So they went to the volcano where the Evil Refrigerator lived. But when they got there, they were horrified. There were thousands of evil appliances, blenders, waffle irons, toasters, and more, but one refrigerator stood out from all the rest. He stood on a huge thrown of baby carcasses and wore a crown on his head.
Dave, Relonnamgialnar, and Alszagrggg ran for their lives. Luckily, none of was hurt. They went back home to gather an army of llamas, pumpkins, and buckets. Since they all loved Dave's mother, they agreed to help. When the returned to the volcano, they were outnumbered.
Then they realized, all these appliances had to be plugged in! They couldn't just unplug them, but they knew there would be a powerswitch somewhere. So they went downstairs to the basement and turned off all of the power. They then went to find Dave's mother. They saw her hanging by a rope over a pit of lava. Unfortunately, none of them had thumbs, so they couldn't rescue her. So they lived in the volcano and fed her food on a plate stuck on a stick.
THE END.
