Strange merch

[Watchmaker_]

I was ordering from the Hydra Head distro this morning (it's going to rape me on custom charges but the "Dead Bird" Khanate shirt is too sweet to pass up) and noticed this little oddity.

Yes, that's a hunting knife engraved with the Khanate logo. Why anyone would want to spend $50 on such a thing is beyond me, but stranger things have happened I guess.

Any other weird pieces of band merch out there?

P.S. we all know about the Manowar condoms.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Nunslaughter towel on Hells Headbangers had me laughing.

 

[unknown]

you use it to wipe off the blood of the christians you recently slayed

 

[Dak]

The Catholic church could buy them and retroactivily give them to the members of the Inquisition for killing all those Protestants.

 

[Koude Haat]

Quality wristband (sweatband) with EMBROIDERED NunSlaughter logo (NOT printed)! Made of a towel-like terrycloth material. Great for musicians, athletes or those with an 80's fashion statement.

 

[Koude Haat]

that was kanwulf

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I remember some black metal band sold a cum stained t-shirt with some type of box set. I don't know why someone would want to buy that though

You could use it as your own cum rag. It'd give your socks a break

 

[mutantllama]

I remember seeing Slayer rolling papers before.
*edit* Can't find them, but I found these.

http://slayer.shop.bravadousa.com/Product.aspx?cp=805_5310&pc=BGS303COMBO

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Slayer rolling papers? THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!! SLAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEERRR!!!

 

[whiskey funeral]

Obituary jams. You know, those stupid surfer styled shorts made popular by Anthrax in the late 80s/early 90s. I've never seen them myself but heard of their existence many years back.

 

[Koude Haat]

cant forget about blasphemy onesies

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

DECREPIT BIRTH SWEATPANTS

OPETH THONGS

 

[divine_torture]

cant forget about blasphemy onesies

Where? You mean for das childrens, right? I'd like to throw one on my son. That'd be evil. He can wear it during the sacrifice!

 

[waif]

Dragonforce can openers

 

[Rumpole]

Darkthrone watch

 

[mutantllama]

I have to say, that's fucking badass!

 

[sevag00]

Manowar condoms.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Manowar condoms.

I'm seriously thinking about ordering some of those.

 

[sevag00]

They're defective, don't buy them.

 

[whiskey funeral]

How do you know this? First hand experience?