Strato interview
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The Metal Chick
In the Dragon's Den
was that for real? holy crap. Jari is completely insane LOL. Got a nice laugh out of his responses.
RequiemX
King of Ithaca
I have figured it out. This is all an early April Fools joke...must be...there's not freaking way that interview would purposely be put on a band's website. No way. Unless the wanted to sound like idiots. Do they?
Mr. Shred-ididle
Its Chinese-Tilt ya' head
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I couldn't give two shits about Strato to be honest. Its just i care for Jens. He's an awsomme musician and doesn't deserve to be in a band that just pulls him down like this.
Lord Of The Snow
The Wrath Divine
This band has completely withdrawn from sanity and the worst (best?) thing is: They do not notice ANYTHING!
soulshred
Member
SaTriaNi
Member
JK: I never rehearse because I am so good. I have played in this band always. It is my band actually! You guys just don´t know this. Besides I have more important things to do than to play. Like drinking and driving mountain bikes. My mountain bike costs 25 000 US Dollars by the way and it is a fucking nice piece of equipment!
MK: I like blood. Elisabeth Bathory used to bathe in blood of young virgins. That sounds exciting to me! Do you think I should try that sometime? I eat babies for breakfast!! HAHAAAAAAHAAA!! The middle finger is not directed to anyone by the way!! But have you seen "Kill Bill" by Tarantino?
MK: I like blood. Elisabeth Bathory used to bathe in blood of young virgins. That sounds exciting to me! Do you think I should try that sometime? I eat babies for breakfast!! HAHAAAAAAHAAA!! The middle finger is not directed to anyone by the way!! But have you seen "Kill Bill" by Tarantino?
This is my favorite part of the interview:
"I haven´t even seen the pictures. I have been too busy driving my mountainbike in my apartment. Besides, I just had a claustrophobic attack in the park. That was horrible."
Bwahahahahaha!
Actually, reading this interview has gained my respect for Strato, hahaha.
"I haven´t even seen the pictures. I have been too busy driving my mountainbike in my apartment. Besides, I just had a claustrophobic attack in the park. That was horrible."
Bwahahahahaha!
Actually, reading this interview has gained my respect for Strato, hahaha.
The Metal Chick
In the Dragon's Den
Jari was pretty damn funny, Timo was funny whether he was doing it on purpose or not, and that Miss K is the biggest tool in metal. She is every metal stereotype known to man. "I like blood"... give me a fucking break.
Zax666
The Prince Of Ice. Almost
SilentRealm
Member
man I have been talking about this interview all day long already lol. I dont know if its a joke but i bloody hope it is because if its not then they must have all gone completely mad. i was cracking up at it big time, hell i am interested to hear the new songs just because of all this big publicity stunt surrounding it.
if this isnt a joke then tolkki is definately trying his hardest to destroy the band.
if this isnt a joke then tolkki is definately trying his hardest to destroy the band.
Jax
Forum Goddess
The "I'm missing a gene" one cracked me up too..man oh man..this definitely got Strato some extra publicity.
Watch Stratovarius turn into the next The Darkness and put out some video with a KVLT Miss K drinking blood out of a chalice made of a virgins skull while JK does tricks on his mountain bike in a suit of armor and Timo Tollki uses a broadsword as a guitar pick.
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