Apparently the way to win AS's heart is to pwn him and then continue the vicious streak, topped off with some nerdery. I think AS is probably a sadist with a nerd fetish.
A virus can't be caused by bacteria... Apples and oranges. In fact scientists are barely able to agree on the notion that viruses are even living organisms.
Actually, all intelligent scientists agree that viruses are NOT living things. To be an organism, you have to carry out the basic activities of life: growth, respiration, metabolism, and reproduction. The only one of these that viruses do is reproduce -- and they don't even reproduce on their own; they need the hardware in your cells to do it.
Apparently the way to win AS's heart is to pwn him and then continue the vicious streak, topped off with some nerdery. I think AS is probably a sadist with a nerd fetish.