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Ivailo Iliev Shatters Masturbation World Record!

October 2, 2003

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It's official, Ivailo Iliev is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Ivailo Iliev achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Ivailo Iliev remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Ivailo Iliev is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Ivailo Iliev was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Ivailo Iliev said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
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guys that's not me, although that the guy has a similar name...
 
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"This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment."

I bet I know what he was doing at that time...:)
 
I've always heard that 20 times a day is like going to the gym for one hour, and I've always wanted to try once. Some of my friends even think that I have...
 
never got more then 9 times in 24 hours, but that a very long time ago, i don't think i could do that again now. maybe with some training:lol:
 
rafael said:
I've always heard that 20 times a day is like going to the gym for one hour, and I've always wanted to try once. Some of my friends even think that I have...

I bet you did Rafael:tickled:
Remember the thing about Norway, all alone with nothing to do?
Well some guys turn angry and all and became Dimmu Borgir, others masturbate!
 
yeah bastards all round I think all girls should be shot so we can shag them without them knowing and so they won't fucking enjoy it or fecking moan about anything