stupid joke of the day...

DragonKeeper

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Nov 5, 2005
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just as this thread implies, feel free to put some jokes on here
any kind are welcome..lets see what you can come up with hehe

so a guy goes into a cannibal restaurant and asks to look at the menu. he sees that the white guy, asian, middle eastern, and the hispanic guy are all $2, but the black guy was $20. so the guy asks the waiter, "excuse me, but why are all the other guys only $2, while the black guy is $20? why is he so expensive?" the waiter replied, "ever tried to clean one?"
 
:lol:That one reminded me...you know. Most elevators in the world show something like 'maximum load: 800kg or 12 people'
In nigeria, it's like 'maximum load: 800 people or 12 kg'