Sup, metalheads?!

[DaytonDrinkSlinger]

I just thought I would say hello. I finally signed up for an account on these boards. I hope everything is going good with the band. Also, I will cram a banana is anyone's mouth for five bucks plus expenses.

~Nick

p.s. James, tell the wife I said hello.

 

[NickDivision]

a real banana or the kind with the power cord that james sits on during a set?

 

[DaytonDrinkSlinger]

Whatever the "client" pays for, I suppose. I'm not sure I could get the permit for the high-voltage needed to run James's ass banana.

 

[eaeolian]

Permit?

 

[Oogadee Boogadee]

Nick K.,
If you take a banana up the butt, you are really:
a) gay, b/c you're thinking of Dave
b) fruity, b/c you're thinking of fruit...
c) bi, b/c you're thinking about passing a turd, on Mike
d) hungry
e) Mike

 

[eaeolian]

Nick K.,
If you take a banana up the butt, you are really:
a) gay, b/c you're thinking of Dave
b) fruity, b/c you're thinking of fruit...
c) bi, b/c you're thinking about passing a turd, on James
d) hungry
e) James

Let me know how d) works out for you. I don't think it's like the Aztecs and wine enemas...

 

[Oogadee Boogadee]

you know way too much about, uh..... weird stuff.

 

[eaeolian]

Hey, it's amazing what you learn on the History Channel.

 

[Oogadee Boogadee]

you mean they devoted a program to a non-WWII event?

 

[eaeolian]

Yeah, they do occasionally.

 

[DaytonDrinkSlinger]

Now the History channel is playing Hollywood movies. What is that nonsense?

 

[NickDivision]

The History Channel aka Mike Remembers the days of his youth....