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Mattias the Bitch Boy

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This self titled debut CD by this new Istanbul based underground prog band is not very good. Its time signatures are unimpressive and the songs are slightly too short. The shortest song is only 7 minutes and the vocalist's falsetto is too high. This is the first unimpressive underground prog CD ever. If you love prog, don't check this out.

This is a post that would NEVER have been seen at any prog board if I hadn't written it just now. I am so funny. Funniest person ever? Yes.
 
Until I thought about it for a little bit, I found that I just didn't realize that the marketplace for customizable, personalized douchebags has been previously untapped.

Man...such a concept. I've been trying to figure out a gift for my mother-in-law. It could be the perfect gift for Mother's Day...!

Rock on!
 
Mattias of the Night said:
This self titled debut CD by this new Istanbul based underground prog band is not very good. Its time signatures are unimpressive and the songs are slightly too short. The shortest song is only 7 minutes and the vocalist's falsetto is too high. This is the first unimpressive underground prog CD ever. If you love prog, don't check this out.

This is a post that would NEVER have been seen at any prog board if I hadn't written it just now. I am so funny. Funniest person ever? Yes.
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I don't know about the funniest person ever, but it made me laugh.
 
Mattias of the Night said:
Funniest person ever? Yes.
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well you do bring out the best in people. look at the uncontrolled hilarity as the herd of fagpower nerds attempts to play along with your joke. you need a handbook to explain these things to these people.
 
Joe-× said:
well you do bring out the best in people. look at the uncontrolled hilarity as the herd of fagpower nerds attempts to play along with your joke. you need a handbook to explain these things to these people.
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fagpower? Well anyway I agree with what point he is trying to make...there is alot of repeated "formula" in prog metal...I would know because alot things about my band fit the sterotype Mattias of the Night is making fun of. I agree with him....I have not seen you on here before so I am guessing you are a troll...we only have room for one troll on here and that would be Mattias. If you are a troll you are kinda pathetic at it...maybe Mattias could tutor you, I sure hope he will tutor me so I can go on the Korn forums and start fucking with those guys :grin:
 
dargormudshark said:
I have not seen you on here before
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i am a senior member of the board. as such, i expect you to treat me with the utmost respect. you may call me master cock ring day coordinator please. thank you.
 
OK Joe, I think you are funny sometimes, but your glory days are clearly well behind you now. These days you're behaving like a wannabe troll instead of the great comedian we all knew and loved. You need to reinvent yourself. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Very sad day for comedy.
 
dargormudshark said:
oh but I thought you were the amazing fuckhead mr. cock ring
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though i appreciate your delayed show of respect, i permit you to be less formal here in this comfortable place.

joe
 
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