Symphony X: The Novel!

[Ruthven]

SYMPHONY X: The Novel

Katie is a vibrant sexual creature, brimming with needs. Her husband is a cheating rat, driving her crazy with his infidelities. The one thing that she can rely on is music, and when her orchestra heads off on a European tour a most exciting chain of events is set into motion.

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Orchestras, sex, completely trashy people, and Symphony X?!?!

I'M IN!!!

 

[urinalcakemix]

Saw that on amazon wayyy back in the day, still hilarious. Some VERY detailed sex scenes if I remember correct.

 

[Pellaz]

I'm wondering why she has an atomic bomb (or whatever that thingie is) in her skull.

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

I'm wondering why she has an atomic bomb (or whatever that thingie is) in her skull.

BECAUSE SHE'S A VIBRANT SEXUAL CREATURE OBVIOUSLY!!!!

Goodness people.....don't you know that vibrant sexual creatures have explosive brains?