Takin a shit in style.

[Loren Littlejohn]

For only $6,400.

 

[SocialNumb]

Do want! Can you imagine taking a shit on that toilet with that view?

 

[PhilTheBeard]

Holy shit!!! That's the most epic toilet ever!!! Even come's with a touch screen remote FUCK!!! LMAO!!!

 

[Skinny Viking]

dunno man ... seems a little slow. What happens when you have that full-on attack of the mouth sweats letting you know you have less than 5 seconds to bury your head in the bowl before projectile vomiting begins?

 

[SocialNumb]

Have two toilets? You have that toilet, you have money to burn.

 

[Emdprodukt]

dunno man ... seems a little slow. What happens when you have that full-on attack of the mouth sweats letting you know you have less than 5 seconds to bury your head in the bowl before projectile vomiting begins?

hahaha I was thinking the same thing!

 

[PhilTheBeard]

dunno man ... seems a little slow. What happens when you have that full-on attack of the mouth sweats letting you know you have less than 5 seconds to bury your head in the bowl before projectile vomiting begins?

They will probably have an update for that you should email them haha

 

[Skinny Viking]

Yeah I didn't even want to bring up those times you have to sprint inside your place so fast you almost break the key off in the front door, praying to Odin for just another second of respite before the full volcanic fury of a bad case of bubble-guts unleashes hell from your ass

Imagine being in that moment, where you've actually become convinced that shit will in fact spray from your ears, waiting for that toilet to mock you in slow motion

 

[crillemannen]

Totally worth it

 

[Mutant]

And this video was in "related":

 

[NoSoup4you22]

I don't want a bidet...

 

[Virgil.]

Yeah I didn't even want to bring up those times you have to sprint inside your place so fast you almost break the key off in the front door, praying to Odin for just another second of respite before the full volcanic fury of a bad case of bubble-guts unleashes hell from your ass

Imagine being in that moment, where you've actually become convinced that shit will in fact spray from your ears, waiting for that toilet to mock you in slow motion

hahahaha

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ thats a true story man

as I bolted into my apartment I yelled at my girl "turn the tv up real loud and don't stop loving me!"

 

[FloridaRolf]

my first post in years and its about my toilet

fuck yeah

 

[sprack]

What is it with the inspection ledge on toilets in Germany?

 

[SocialNumb]

Dude what's up with poop collector? Or are you supposed to put that there after you shit and soak your asshole? Maybe it steams your balls?

 

[RedDog]

Is that a fucking iPod dock?


\m/

 

[FloridaRolf]

3rd pic is the asshairdryer

Is that a fucking iPod dock?


m/

yeah it is

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

my first post in years and its about my toilet

fuck yeah

I like it. Only because I wouldn't know how to use it though.

 

[roy22341]

^ thats a true story man

as I bolted into my apartment I yelled at my girl "turn the tv up real loud and don't stop loving me!"

Had an episode like this not too long ago. Left my truck running, front door to my apartment wide open with the keys hanging in the lock, screaming the whole time - crying out to a God who had clearly forsaken me. If I had a toilet like that I would have needed a garden hose, not a bidet.

As it was I had a normal toilet and still had a bit of cleaning up to do. Damn Cajun food.