Talking critters that worship Satan rule!!!

[Guerrilla]

Blood orgy! Blood orgy!

Nothing quite like watching a bear fuck a deer amidst a pool of rabbit blood! Best Christmas story ever. I can't wait till the next time I see Santa blowing animals' brains out with a shotgun.

So much blood, gore and abortion!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That's erotic

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, you've convinced me, I'll watch it tonight.

 

[DarkNoise]

what the hell are we talking about? n the usual penguin massive assault on the gory cock stump again?

 

[Captain Beard]

Quiet, drunkard. I declare that show to be of the winnery.

 

[Guerrilla]

Yeah the show was the shit, I can't believe how genius that racist fatass is to come up with such a marvelous story. I almost cried a little when Santa resurrected the mountain lioness. The only sad part about the whole thing was that the Jew died of AIDS at the end but hey it was more or less a happy ending right?

 

[Captain Beard]

Indeed.

 

[Loner]

That was great. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniouses.

 

[Anvil]

did i really miss the south park christmas special?! NOOOO!!!!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Cannibal holocaust is better. Or jungle holocaust. Or Cannibal Phalanx. All are terrible but interestingly bloody, crazy and gory. Also plenty of rape. I watched all these last CHristmas. Then i watched the original TExas Chainsaw MAssacre talk about tame after those movies.

 

[Guerrilla]

As far as rape goes have you watched I Spit On Your Grave? That whole movie is like a grand celebration of violence against women, one big rape scene. I found the movie a bit boring though especially at the end and it didn't have a whole lot of blood and gore or anything. But I guess the film as a whole was kinda shocking back in the '70s. On the plus side, I liked all the forest scenes at the beginning and the hippie chick that gets raped is kinda hot. And she gets raped by a retarded kid. Oh and the song Mortician wrote about the movie sucks ass but what Mortician song doesn't suck. Except Zombie Apocalypse (hellz yeah!!!11) and a couple of others.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

As far as rape goes have you watched I Spit On Your Grave? That whole movie is like a grand celebration of violence against women, one big rape scene. I found the movie a bit boring though especially at the end and it didn't have a whole lot of blood and gore or anything. But I guess the film as a whole was kinda shocking back in the '70s. On the plus side, I liked all the forest scenes at the beginning and the hippie chick that gets raped is kinda hot. And she gets raped by a retarded kid. Oh and the song Mortician wrote about the movie sucks ass but what Mortician song doesn't suck. Except Zombie Apocalypse (hellz yeah!!!11) and a couple of others.

Agreed. Yeah The castration and shit was cool. ITs a very self degrading and self empowering movie for women all at the same time. Yes Ive only heard a couple mortician songs that I thought didnt sound like all the others, but even those Sounded like others. But when you write 20 , 30 second songs an album I guess it would be hard to not become a little stagnent. I also found the chick hot. But I wouldnt rape her....... Id ask her first. J/K. Sorry that was wrong. Dont cut off my penis.