IRC logs of #nevermore approx. 11:30PM - 5:00AM Dec. 28-29 2003

MajestikMøøse

MajestikMøøse

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Disclaimer: I do not claim responsibility for the validity or soundness of arguments made in this chat. I also do not claim responsibility for the chat as a whole at all. I don't claim responsibility for my own actions here so there is no way in hell I am going to be responsible for those of the parties below.

Dramatis Personæ
(roughly) in order of appearance

bwnymph = BlackwaterNymph =Samantha
Mah = Maharet = Jaime
Phasom = Lord of Metal = Jeremy
NdX = NicodemiX = Matt
Frinya = Stealer of Dreams = Pyrus's Sister
GroundXer = GroundXero3K = ???
sentient6 = WD = Warrel Dane
FretsAfla = FretsAflame = Steve
Pyrus/Jewfro = Pyrus = Reuben
Shaithys = The Heart Collector = Sean

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<bwnymph> eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
<Mah> :|
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<bwnymph> *must not act a fool*
<Phasom> dedumdedo
<Phasom> diddydodiddyWWOOOPP!
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<Phasom> CRASHBANGBOOM!
<Mah> hey someone make a thread that doesnt suck
<bwnymph> yeah someoen talk about nevermore for christ sake
<NdX> ahahahahahahah
<Phasom> alright, one nevermore thread coming up
<NdX> whoa
<Phasom> CUMING UP!
<Phasom> like...in the air
<NdX> everyone's here
<bwnymph> no cum!
<bwnymph> master is watching
* NdX gets the KY
<Phasom> master....
<Phasom> WAIT
<Phasom> WHERE'S ISABEL MOMMA!
<Phasom> I CAME BACK FOR HER!
<Phasom> ASS!
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<NdX> there she is
<NdX> happy LoM
<NdX> ?
<Phasom> oh god yes
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<NdX> i suppose we should be distributing ops
<Frinya> ....
<Frinya> Warrel's online
* NdX sets mode: +ooo bwnymph Frinya Mah
<Phasom> :mad:
<Phasom> jackass
<NdX> you can be the bondage slave tonight
<Phasom> maybe he'll come in here
<Mah> yes he is..and theres SPAM ON THE FORUM..someone make a thread please
* Phasom crosses fingers
<Phasom> I just did
* NdX sets mode: +o Phasom
<Phasom> thank you
<bwnymph> grrrrrrrrrr
<Phasom> ooohhh
<Phasom> I must make a thread telling wd to get his ass on irc
<NdX> so...
<NdX> CYBER!
<NdX> ORGY!
<Phasom> thread made
<Phasom> THREAD MADE
<Phasom> COME TO DADDY, WD
<Phasom> :D
<NdX> Its Time for a CYBER ORGY
<Phasom> my ass begs for you...
<NdX> with WARREL
<Phasom> hahahaahahaha
<Phasom> he's probably not coming
<Phasom> :(
<Phasom> must..make him horny....
<NdX> he definately won't come now
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> I know....
<Mah> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you bastards!
<Phasom> I'm such a naughty little boy
<Phasom> I should be punished
<bwnymph> yes you need to be
<Phasom> oh god yes
<Phasom> I think I need a spanking
<Phasom> and then, after the spanking
<Phasom> THE ORAL SEX
<bwnymph> then the biting
<Phasom> ORAL SEX?!
<NdX> ORAL SEX
<NdX> WOOO!!!!
<NdX> 69!
<bwnymph> biting off of the penis
<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<Phasom> WOO!
<Phasom> eat it, babe!
<Phasom> warrel left
<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<Phasom> !
<Phasom> :'(
<Frinya> damnit
<Phasom> and it's all my fault
<Phasom> :D
<Mah> you cuntrag!!
<Mah> ill kill you now!
<Phasom> you know it
<Phasom> >:D
<NdX> FAf is coming in here
<Phasom> uh oh
<NdX> we'll have to serial rape him
<Phasom> not him
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Mah> you fuckers! you scared him away
<Phasom> I ate a bag of m&ms with with a serving size of 5
<Phasom> I feel so fat
<Phasom> :(
<Phasom> yet I'm so skinny
<NdX> hahaha
<NdX> I think I drink 4 cans of 7up today
<Phasom> I don't drink carbonated drinks....very often
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<Phasom> that's not FAf
<Phasom> where's my dear frets
<Phasom> oh well
<Phasom> ground will do
* Phasom shoves ground up his ass
<GroundXer> ?!
<Phasom> whoa.......I should have lubed it up first
<GroundXer> where is warrel? grrrr
<Phasom> he didn't show up
<Phasom> he ran away
<Phasom> :(
<GroundXer> what a sellout
<GroundXer> lol
<Mah> THEY SCARED HIM OFF
<Phasom> we did no such thing
<Phasom> he is obviously just a pussy
<Mah> filthy lies
<Phasom> and gay
<GroundXer> where has pyrus and his sis been?
<GroundXer> i just noticed that.
<Phasom> maui
<Frinya> I'm right here
<Frinya> and I have a name
<NdX> no
<NdX> you don't
<NdX> you are pyrus's sister
<Phasom> hahahaha
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> yep
<Phasom> because he came first
<Phasom> literally
<Phasom> o_O
<Phasom> *blink blink*
<GroundXer> so pyrus' sister, where has your brother been? has his jewfro become so massive that it collapsed into itself?
<Frinya> we were both in Maui
<GroundXer> wherever that is.
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<GroundXer> YES
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<GroundXer> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Frinya> hahaha
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<GroundXer> STOP IT
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> YES!
<NdX> ORGY!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> : )
<GroundXer> STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Phasom> ORGASM!
* Phasom masturbates furiously
<Phasom> you see you fuckers
<GroundXer> Hi Warrel
<Phasom> it's because of me that he came here
<Phasom> ME!
<GroundXer> shut it.
<Phasom> ME ME ME ME ME!
* Phasom shakes ass at warrel
<sentient6> yes it was you so shut up
<Phasom> hahahaha
<GroundXer> Shut it. Lets not weird him out
<Phasom> woo!
<Mah> WARREL! hello
<Phasom> he acknowledged me
<Frinya> yo
<Phasom> omg!2@!#!
<bwnymph> yay! warrel!
<GroundXer> he told you to shut up. lol
<sentient6> umm I'm way beyond weirded out by you ppl
<Phasom> hahahaha
<GroundXer> but not by me cuz im sexay
* NdX sets mode: +o sentient6
<Mah> hahahah figures...it was them i swear!
<Phasom> as you should be
<Phasom> as you should be
* NdX sets mode: -o Phasom
<Phasom> :(
* NdX sets mode: +m
* Phasom is now known as nowarrel
* nowarrel is now known as babymake
* babymake is now known as themstop
* themstop is now known as Phasom
* NdX sets mode: +o GroundXer
<NdX> sorry
* Phasom is now known as Iwanttota
<Mah> so whats up Warrel?
<GroundXer> so warrel? whats up?
<GroundXer> lol
<NdX> Jeremy gets really excited
<NdX> and he needed a time out
<sentient6> I just went bowling with Van
<GroundXer> nice
<Frinya> bowling rocks
<GroundXer> what score did you get?
<Mah> yay!!
* Iwanttota is now known as Phasom
<Frinya> I always end up yelling Big Lebowski quotes and scaring the hell out of everyone
<sentient6> I bowled a 180 and Van did 80 something
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> you owned his ass
<sentient6> I rule
<Mah> hahaha
<Mah> i always bowl with those rubber bumpers on the gutters...im a tard that way
* NdX sets mode: +o Phasom
<sentient6> I love bowling
* NdX sets mode: -m
<Phasom> I apologize for my outlandish behavior
<Phasom> warrel
<Phasom> : (
<sentient6> forgiven
<GroundXer> I haven't been bowling in years. maybe i should sometime
<Mah> yes i bow to thy bowling score...i can get a high of 100 if that...
<Phasom> oh thank DANE
<Phasom> I went bowling when I was around 5
<GroundXer> ...
<Phasom> haven't been since because there's no where to bowl in my town
<Phasom> : (
<sentient6> that sux
<Phasom> totally
<Phasom> so....when is nevermore going to tour Arkansas
<GroundXer> so what did you get for xmas warrel?
<sentient6> every town should have a bowling alley
<Phasom> :D
<Mah> my bowling alley does this really funky black light bowling deal every friday..its neat
<sentient6> umm I got just a little more bitter for this holiday
<GroundXer> no presents?
<Phasom> I believe warrel got lesbians for christmas
<sentient6> I hate christmas
<Phasom> if he didn't, I'm buying him some
<Phasom> with big tits
<sentient6> hahaha
<Phasom> the size of jim's head
<Mah> HAHAHAHAHHAHA
<NdX> hahahahahahahaha
<sentient6> hahahahaa
<Phasom> : )
<GroundXer> for me xmas is ok but im making the transition from getting to giving. that didn't sound right
<GroundXer> ewww
<Phasom> hahahaha
<sentient6> hahahaha
<NdX> haha
<Frinya> haha
<Mah> Xmas is a pain in the ass...
<NdX> lol
<Frinya> yeah
<Phasom> so your the catcher not the pitcher?
<GroundXer> shut it
<NdX> I can't stop laughing
<sentient6> hahahahaa
<Frinya> they're still playing christmas music
<Mah> HAHAHAH lmao
<Frinya> drives me insane
<sentient6> you guys are sick
<Mah> yeah they are here too Isabel
<Phasom> ; )
<Phasom> Transiberian Orchestra
<Mah> yes they are...very fucked in the brain but we love them anyway
<NdX> yes, I am sick
<sentient6> well...yeah
<Phasom> best christmas music, ever
<Frinya> I love Transiberian Orchestra
<Phasom> and...they were on good morning america
<sentient6> tso is nice
<Phasom> what the hell is up with that?
<Frinya> The Dark \m/
<Phasom> they sold out
<Phasom> :(
<GroundXer> Savatage is better though.
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Thus Spake The Nightspirit 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 14s 0,1OF4,1 4m29s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 3 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<Phasom> YES!
<sentient6> duh
<Phasom> though they lost Zak
<NdX> fear my KVLT christmas tunes
<GroundXer> Al Pitrelli rules the school.
<Mah> Savatage! \m/
<Phasom> and Zak is a vocal god
<Phasom> like warrel
<Phasom> : D
* Phasom sucks up
<sentient6> awwww
<NdX> fanboy
<GroundXer> no kidding
<NdX> FANBOY
<Phasom> hey
<Phasom> I just want some ass
<NdX> yeah...
<sentient6> I feel all tingly
<Phasom> ...
<Mah> XD
<Mah> lol
<GroundXer> ...
<Phasom> ...
<NdX> I'm a fanboy too
<NdX> hahahahahahahaha
<NdX> hahahahahahahaha
<NdX> hahahahahahahaha
<NdX> hahahahahahahaha
<GroundXer> So am i.
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<FretsAfla> haha!!!
<NdX> hahahahah
<Phasom> woo!
<FretsAfla> yesssssssssssssssssssss
<Phasom> it's a party tonight
<NdX> he finally figured it out
<GroundXer> I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder.
<Mah> hey Frets
<GroundXer> I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder.
<FretsAfla> howdy everybody!
<GroundXer> lol
<NdX> hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<FretsAfla> um
<Phasom> orgy?
<FretsAfla> ground
<GroundXer> what?
<FretsAfla> b/c the other guy didn't think he could die
<Mah> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Glenn \m/
<FretsAfla> that's why
<FretsAfla> lol
<sentient6> where the hell is Will?
<Phasom> I don't know
<FretsAfla> i dunno
<NdX> sleeping
<Phasom> he hasn't been here all day
<sentient6> lame
<GroundXer> Will is probably sleeping
<Phasom> :'(
<FretsAfla> did he say he would be here?
<Phasom> e-mail him
<sentient6> no
<Mah> you know, you keep missing him...i havent seen him on all day so..
<NdX> and his computer got diseased or something
<Phasom> as the topic says
<FretsAfla> i should be sleeping, but i have to keep an eye on my damn truck
<FretsAfla> fucking kids...
<Mah> the topic has his email address, Warrel
<Mah> :)
<sentient6> oki doki
<NdX> he tried to transfer a bootleg onto his computer and it fucked it up or something
<Phasom> yeah...he's not even signed into aim
<Phasom> : (
<GroundXer> nope
<FretsAfla> nopadres
<GroundXer> hes probably beating it hardcore
<Mah> bootlegging is bad...
<Frinya> shiiiit
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<FretsAfla> dude
<Mah> damn pirates..argh
<Frinya> my cousin's present went through the washing machine
<FretsAfla> ndx
<NdX> yes
<NdX> ?
<Phasom> this place is insane tonight
<Mah> uh oh
<FretsAfla> you know what the upright citizens brigade is - right?
<Phasom> seriously
<Phasom> INfuckingSANE
<NdX> no
<FretsAfla> ?
<FretsAfla> does anyone know what that is?
<GroundXer> UCB sucks ass
<sentient6> good tv show
* Phasom sets mode: +o FretsAfla
<Mah> i never heard of that Frets
<bwnymph> I'm back...wow warrel makes you people type
<GroundXer> I mean, its good. right warrel? lol
<FretsAfla> i just bought the first series on dvd
<FretsAfla> it's hilarious
<Phasom> Mr. Show!
<FretsAfla> i'd seen it before - but that was a long time ago
<Mah> dude Mr Show was the shit
<GroundXer> I'm buying The Shield: Season two on the 6th!!!!!!!!
<GroundXer> YEAH
<Phasom> hell yeah
<Mah> brb real quick
<FretsAfla> all i have to say is - "ass pennies"
<GroundXer> The Shield owns every tv show.
<FretsAfla> i've never seen it
<Phasom> ...even.........Golden Girls?
<Phasom> ; )
<GroundXer> yes
<FretsAfla> hahaha
<FretsAfla> LoM?
<sentient6> UCB wasn't as good as strangers with candy
<Phasom> present
<FretsAfla> hahaha
<FretsAfla> strangers with candy was awesome
<GroundXer> that show was weird. a 4o year old woman in high school?
<NdX> Hogan's Heroes you fucks
<FretsAfla> they need to put some of these shows back on the air
<Mah> oh gods..my mom wants the puter..im so not relinquishing it
<Phasom> oh...what about....ah....ah....ah.....ah...............ah....KIDS IN THE HALL!
<sentient6> I have to say The Shield is a great show
<sentient6> but
<bwnymph> kids in the hall! yes!
<GroundXer> but?
<sentient6> not as good as 24
<FretsAfla> kids in the hall is still on
<GroundXer> YES!!!! 24!!!!!!!
<Mah> yeah..
<FretsAfla> and that's not as good as smallville
<bwnymph> never watched 24
<GroundXer> Jack Bauer rules
<FretsAfla> ok...
<NdX> you people are talking about TV
<Mah> my fiance watches 24
<FretsAfla> i'll go die now
<FretsAfla> lol
<NdX> I don't have a TV
<Phasom> I never watched 24
<FretsAfla> jk
<Phasom> or the shield
<Phasom> : (
<sentient6> I'm addicted to 24
<NdX> because the TV lies
<Phasom> but.......what about....
<Frinya> I rarely watch tv
<GroundXer> Warrel, with 24 if you miss one episode, your lost
<Phasom> Headbanger's Ball!
<sentient6> it's like video crack
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> ; )
<Mah> im addicted to the History Channal and shit
<FretsAfla> i haven't watched it since the first season
<Frinya> I saw the best of Headbanger's Ball 2003
<Frinya> sooo bad
<FretsAfla> i mean - how many bad days can one guy have
<Frinya> only good video was Raining Blood live
<Phasom> I saw the one with Nevermore
<Phasom> it was like...so awesome
<Phasom> they played future tense
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> classic
<FretsAfla> warrel - are the days that the show focuses on supposed to be consecutive?
<bwnymph> all I watch anymore is the simpsons and x files reruns
<sentient6> each season is one day
<sentient6> 24 hours
<Phasom> I can't even watch the simspsons anymore
<GroundXer> what is 24 about this season? I have season one and two on dvd
<sentient6> get it
<Mah> yeah thats why its called 24
<FretsAfla> right - but are the days next to eachother?
<Phasom> haahahaha
<FretsAfla> like - season one - monday
<sentient6> no
<FretsAfla> season two - tuesday
<FretsAfla> oh ok - right on
<Phasom> anyone see 60 on Conan O'Brien?
<FretsAfla> hahaha
<GroundXer> what is 24 about this season? anyone know?
<Phasom> now that was hilarious
<NdX> i am lost in this conversation
<Phasom> each episode is ONE second in a minute
<sentient6> a deadly virus
<Phasom> hahahaha
<FretsAfla> bio terrorism i believe
<sentient6> yes
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Ensorcelled By Khaos 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 4m34s 0,1OF4,1 6m39s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 4 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Ensorcelled By Khaos 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 4m36s 0,1OF4,1 6m39s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 4 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Ensorcelled By Khaos 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 4m37s 0,1OF4,1 6m39s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 4 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Ensorcelled By Khaos 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 4m38s 0,1OF4,1 6m39s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 4 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Ensorcelled By Khaos 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 4m39s 0,1OF4,1 6m39s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 4 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<Frinya> Matt: I am too
* You were kicked by Phasom (stop)
Session Close: Mon Dec 29 00:27:45 2003

Session Start: Mon Dec 29 00:27:48 2003
Session Ident: #nevermore
* Now talking in #nevermore
* Topic is '<sentient6>where is Will?-WD-email mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net-Will <Phasom> ...I can now hide a jar of pickles in my ass'
* Set by Phasom!Phasom@ppp149mag.magnolia-net.com on Sun Dec 28 22:55:12
<GroundXer> Is 24 season three better than the last one?
<FretsAfla> hahaha
<Phasom> I know I promised...but.....
<sentient6> not so far
* You were kicked by Phasom (NdX)
Session Close: Mon Dec 29 00:28:03 2003

Session Start: Mon Dec 29 00:28:05 2003
Session Ident: #nevermore
* Now talking in #nevermore
* Topic is '<sentient6>where is Will?-WD-email mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net-Will <Phasom> ...I can now hide a jar of pickles in my ass'
* Set by Phasom!Phasom@ppp149mag.magnolia-net.com on Sun Dec 28 22:55:12
<sentient6> but they always get better at the end
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> did I kick you again?
<GroundXer> they do.
<Phasom> shit, I meant to op you
<Phasom> seriously
<GroundXer> So many plot twists.
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> sorry
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<Phasom> : (
<NdX> hahaha
* Phasom sets mode: +o NdX
<NdX> you homo
<Phasom> dude...I swear I meant to op you
<Phasom> warrel is here
<GroundXer> I will murder you in the face.
<Phasom> he's distracting me
<FretsAfla> what is this +o business?
<Mah> Keifer Sutherland is awesome
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<sentient6> yes
* Phasom sets mode: +o Frinya
<FretsAfla> omg - ground - you stole my phrase!!!
<FretsAfla> lol
<Phasom> is it keifer?
<GroundXer> that is my phrase, i made it up
<GroundXer> ITS MINE!!!
<Phasom> that's an odd name
<FretsAfla> f you
<FretsAfla> its mine!!!!
<Mah> i never know when that show is on so..O__o
<FretsAfla> arrrrgh
<GroundXer> no, f you
<FretsAfla> no f you
<FretsAfla> in the a
<Phasom> ...Crank Yankers!
* Phasom sets mode: -o FretsAfla
<FretsAfla> and when im done... c all over your chin
<GroundXer> no go eat s
* Phasom sets mode: -o GroundXer
<GroundXer> ?!
<FretsAfla> your mother eats s
<Mah> My friend LOVES Crank Anchors
<FretsAfla> that comes out of her a
<GroundXer> no she doesn't. she eats food
* Phasom sets mode: +m
<Frinya> I saw Family Guy for the first time in a few years this week
<Phasom> we are trying to be civilized
<Frinya> that show rules so much
<Phasom> silence you two crackheads
<Phasom> yes
<Phasom> family guy is awesome
<sentient6> hahah you said crack
<Phasom> hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
<sentient6> FG rules
<Phasom> you know it
<Phasom> yes it does
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<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<Phasom> he left
<Frinya> so does Futurama.
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<Phasom> that's not going to help, frets
<sentient6> stewie rules
<Phasom> now, you two behave
<Phasom> STEWIE!
<Mah> yes Stewie does rule...his World Domination Regime rocks me
* Phasom sets mode: -m
<GroundXer> You do know they are writing a family guy movie?
<Phasom> there
<FretsAfla> i am behaving - i was having a private convo with someone
<sentient6> a movie????
<FretsAfla> it was a mutual joke
<Phasom> a movie?
<GroundXer> yup
<FretsAfla> do they really?
<FretsAfla> what's it about?
<Phasom> ....
<Mah> brb...guys...ok? Dont go anyway
 
<sentient6> awesome
<Phasom> you my god
<Mah> anywhere
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> a movie.....
<Phasom> wow
<Phasom> HEY
<GroundXer> no idea what is about but there might be shows on FOX january 2005
<FretsAfla> about...?
<Phasom> they're also making a Thunderbirds movie
<Phasom> a live action one
<FretsAfla> how do i get ahold of this fabled 'movie'?
<GroundXer> so they might cancel the movie if FOX picks up family guy again.
<Phasom> but...without the puppets...how good can Thunderbirds be?
<FretsAfla> oho
<NdX> wtf
<FretsAfla> ?
<NdX> you guys lost me again
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> who've never heard of Thunderbirds?
<FretsAfla> how about we stop talking about t.v. - we keep losing the canadian
<sentient6> I'm really psyched about the Ally McBeal movie
<FretsAfla> hahahaha
<GroundXer> ?!
<Phasom> hahahahahahahaha
<GroundXer> lol
<NdX> hahaha
<Mah> ok im back
<sentient6> : )
<Phasom> HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
<FretsAfla> seriously?
<bwnymph> uhhh...
<Phasom> *cough*
<Phasom> will there be nudity?
<FretsAfla> or are you just messing with us ... i can never tell over chat...
<sentient6> ya think she pukes much?
<Phasom> and if she turns sideways, does she become invisible?
<FretsAfla> you would want to see her naked phasom?
<Phasom> : D
<FretsAfla> slip through a crack in the floor...
<Mah> LOL@Ally McBeal..dear god
<Phasom> hahahahahahaa
<GroundXer> OK, I NEED EVERYONE HERE TO CONVINCE BWNYMPH TO DOWNLOAD A FAMILY GUY EPISODE.
<sentient6> Robert Downey gave her crack
<Phasom> okay
<FretsAfla> samantha...
<FretsAfla> DL AN EPISODE
<Mah> obviously...
<Phasom> blackwater, warrel wants you to download family guy
<FretsAfla> : D
<Phasom> ^
<Phasom> do it for god
<NdX> ^
<bwnymph> :p
<Phasom> do it for Warrel
<sentient6> huh?
<FretsAfla> god?
<FretsAfla> do it for you
<bwnymph> hes been trying to make me do it for a month now
<GroundXer> I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A WEEK AND SHE IS STILL A NO-GO.
<Mah> Family Guy..its ok but i only liked it for Stewie
<NdX> warrel is god?
<Phasom> I AM NOT YOUR SAVIOR!
<Phasom> : D
<NdX> hahahahahahahad
<sentient6> it's a good show you will like it
<FretsAfla> okay - now you lost ME
<Phasom> SEND YOUR BLING BLING TO JESUS DANE!
<GroundXer> See? warrel commands you to download it!
<Phasom> ooohhh
<FretsAfla> heya - sam - thanks for that opeth thing again - you rock :D
<Mah> hehe
<Phasom> warrel, if you ever have a kid, name him jesus
<Phasom> or Hey! Zeus
<GroundXer> or dave. Jesus or dave. lol
<Frinya> Odin?
<sentient6> how about "NO"
<Mah> Oh yeah..i hope to get Opeth tickets later this week
<Phasom> haahahahaha
<Mah> hahahahhahahahahaha
<Phasom> damn
<GroundXer> : (
<Phasom> maybe...Buddha?
<bwnymph> oh you're welcome glad to help
<FretsAfla> lol
<NdX> OPETH!
<Phasom> or maybe name him Great
<FretsAfla> : D
<Phasom> : D
<bwnymph> me too jamie...the austin ones are up for sale, but dallas isnt yet
<Mah> haha
<FretsAfla> how about just bob
<FretsAfla> bob is a good name
<NdX> I'm going to two shows
<NdX> hahahahahaha
<FretsAfla> fit for a strapping young lad
<Phasom> no...my alter ego's name is bob
<Phasom> STRAPPING YOUNG LAD ROCKS MY HAIRY ANUS!
<sentient6> mine is marvin
<Mah> <sentient6> how about "NO"
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Frinya> has anyone seen Reign?
<Phasom> hahahahahahhhahahaha
<GroundXer> my alter ego is... i dunno.
<FretsAfla> and i knew you were going to say that jeremy
<Mah> Marvin? hehe cool...Melvin is a cool name too
<GroundXer> BOW before professor chaos.
<Phasom> my dog's name is Blossom
<Frinya> it's an anime show about Alexander the Great, but it's like magical and futuristic and nobody wears pants
<Phasom> o_O
<FretsAfla> hahaha
<Mah> my alter ego was once Elaine Goldman
<sentient6> melvin the mopboy"?
<bwnymph> isnt a melvin like a wedgie?
<Phasom> ...
<NdX> wtf
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> I HAVE SEEN REIGN!
<Mah> hahahahahahahahah XD yes!
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> IT RULES!
<Phasom> : D
<NdX> you're all on crack
<FretsAfla> ...
<NdX> except warrel
<FretsAfla> ... x2
<Frinya> I'm not on crack
<Phasom> are you sure about that nico?
<NdX> he's on LSD
<sentient6> you are all on crack
<NdX> and me
<sentient6> I'm on nothing at the moment
* Phasom hides warrel's crack
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> yeah, he's on nothing
<Mah> i...dont smoke crack...:|
<Phasom> ....
<FretsAfla> i can neither confirm nor deny that i am on crack
<Phasom> *shifty eyes*
<GroundXer> crack is too expensive anyway
<sentient6> crack is BAD
<GroundXer> thats why I moved up to glue.
<Phasom> crack is not a snack
<FretsAfla> i would imagine
<GroundXer> elmers... the good shit.
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<sentient6> I'm a gas huffer
<GroundXer> lol
<Mah> haha..
<Phasom> I get high on............cows
<FretsAfla> sounds cheap
<GroundXer> premium? unleaded?
<Phasom> cows are good
<GroundXer> or diesel?
<sentient6> hey if it's good enough for Hitler....
<FretsAfla> always go for the 93 octane
<Mah> HAHAHAHAH
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<FretsAfla> hahahaha
<FretsAfla> ...
<Phasom> so....who here has eaten a camel's toe?
<Phasom> ...
<bwnymph> .......
<GroundXer> not you
<Phasom> this is true
<Mah> hahaha LOL!
<bwnymph> sicko
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<FretsAfla> i have not had the pleasure
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAAH
<Phasom> OH NO!!
<GroundXer> nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<NdX> ahh fuck
<Mah> :O no!!
<Phasom> oops...I didn't mean to do it
<FretsAfla> hahaha you tool
<NdX> party's over
<Phasom> I'm so sorry
<bwnymph> :-(
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> no, actually
<GroundXer> he'll be back.
<FretsAfla> hey - im just glad i got in
<NdX> you can all go home now
<Mah> no no no no no no no NOOOO!
<Phasom> his irc does that
<GroundXer> just watch
<Phasom> just like Isabels
<Phasom> no worries guys
<FretsAfla> i'be been trying to get on this damn channel for months
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> loser
<FretsAfla> hahahaha "the little donny foundation"
<FretsAfla> man jeremy - you are such a blowjob
<Phasom> hey, did you know that donny osmond did a cartoon
<Phasom> ?
<FretsAfla> yeah
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> I know
<FretsAfla> im gonna go to bed
<Phasom> I really am
<Phasom> what...
<Phasom> why?
<FretsAfla> and listen to my andromeda cd
<Mah> later Frets
<Phasom> warrel's coming back
<FretsAfla> because im tired
<FretsAfla> so
<FretsAfla> im tired
<NdX> bye
<FretsAfla> i'll see him again
<Mah> i hope he does...
<bwnymph> bye
<GroundXer> how do you know that lom?
<Frinya> later
<Mah> *sniff*
<FretsAfla> tell him i said goodnight if he does
<Phasom> I know everything
<Phasom> EVERYTHING!
<FretsAfla> goodnight everybody! :D
<GroundXer> jesus?
<Phasom> oohhh
<Phasom> forgot to tell him about renee
<FretsAfla> oh - btw - who else was checking out Nonexist?
<FretsAfla> there was someone else...
<Phasom> not me
<Phasom> Hemi loves them, I believe
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<NdX> did you finish tabbing out that song?
<Phasom> I told you
<Phasom> he was coming back
<Mah> WB Warrel
<Mah> :)
<FretsAfla> no not yet
<Phasom> his irc just sucks ass
* Phasom sets mode: +o sentient6
<sentient6> yes it does
<FretsAfla> i'm almost done - i've hit a couple of road blocks though
<FretsAfla> like pain in the ass parents and being busy
<bwnymph> woohoo
<Phasom> you should try deleting it and then redownloading it
<Phasom> or something....
<FretsAfla> all i have left is the solo
<Mah> my irc has never done that
<Phasom> my version doesn't do that
<Phasom> are you on a mac or a pc?
<sentient6> my cat is driving me nuts
<Phasom> hahaha
<GroundXer> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...WE HAVE SUCCEEDED... BWNYMPH IS DOWNLOADING FAMILY GUY!!!!
<FretsAfla> and i just haven't taken the time to do it yet
<Phasom> my brother's cat is an asshole
<Frinya> my cat is pissed off because we left for a week
<sentient6> hahahah
<FretsAfla> hahahaha is she really?
<Mah> hooray for Sammy
<FretsAfla> yay
<NdX> woo!
<FretsAfla> alright
<Phasom> he has this one chair
<Frinya> and he has a huge scab on his chest
<Phasom> and if you sit in it
<Frinya> :'(
<FretsAfla> goodnight everybody
<Mah> i have no cat...i have dogs...yay dog
<bwnymph> and in other news, hell has frozen over
<FretsAfla> i'm so damn tired
<sentient6> imagine how mad your cat would be if you left for 12 weeks
<Frinya> aww
<Mah> did your cat shit on your floor?
<FretsAfla> i'll talk to you all later on the board or something
<sentient6> no
<FretsAfla> night night
<Mah> sometimes animals do that if they get pissed off
<GroundXer> warrel, who takes care of your cat when your gone?
<Mah> later dude
<Frinya> my cat shits in our closets when he's mad at us
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<sentient6> she punished me with much more subtle cruelties
<Seiber> ....
<Seiber> I hate my internet
<Seiber> ....
<Seiber> :'(
* NdX sets mode: +o Seiber
<bwnymph> like what?
<GroundXer> who is seiber?
<Seiber> it's always disconnecting at the worst times
<Frinya> it's Jeremy
<Seiber> I would be phasom
<Seiber> or LoM
<Seiber> or Jeremy
<Seiber> or Bob
<Seiber> or...well, you get the point
<sentient6> a girl named desiree takes care of here
<GroundXer> heh heh heh
<NdX> here warrel, karmic did this, you should get a kick out of it
<Seiber> ooohh, warrel....renee said......something......whatever....err....something
<NdX> http://www.geocities.com/nicodemix/sanct4.gif
* Seiber looks funny
<Mah> i know someone named Desiree...matter of fact, i havent heard from her in forever
<Seiber> oh god
<Seiber> HAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Seiber> not that
<Seiber> THIS IS MY BONER!
<NdX> hahahahahaha
<NdX> i had to do that
<Seiber> hahahaha
<Seiber> damn it
* Retrieving #nevermore info...
<sentient6> wtf?
<Seiber> when am I going to ping out
<Seiber> why do we diss on Jim?
<NdX> sorry
<Seiber> well..actually, that's not a diss
<sentient6> captain who?
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Seiber> that's a compliment
<Seiber> I mean...look at that thing
<Mah> i dont diss on Jim...
<Seiber> it's huge
<Seiber> HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<NdX> http://www.geocities.com/nicodemix/sanct4.gif
<Mah> ummm..what the hell..i never saw that before
<sentient6> what are u ppl looking at?
<Seiber> hahaha
<NdX> http://www.geocities.com/nicodemix/sanct4.gif
<Seiber> karmic just made it
<Seiber> ...
<NdX> http://www.geocities.com/nicodemix/sanct4.gif
<NdX> http://www.geocities.com/nicodemix/sanct4.gif
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<Seiber> ^
<GroundXer> apparantly, it's jims boner. ewwwwwwwwwwwww
<Seiber> that warrel...get it together man
<sentient6> oh god get over it
<Seiber> woo!
<Mah> stop that now dude
<Seiber> about time
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
* Seiber is now known as Phasom
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> do you know what's funny
<Phasom> I clicked the link the first time you pasted it in here
<Phasom> and it's still loading
<Phasom> that's how slow my internet it
<NdX> hahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha
<Phasom> *is
<GroundXer> Hey Warrel, did you know Stan wore a Nevermore shirt on south park a couple of weeks back?
<NdX> im laughing really hard right now
<GroundXer> hehe
<sentient6> yes
<GroundXer> haha, yeeeahhh
<NdX> and i'm starting to get a headache from it
<Phasom> I was the first to announce that
<Phasom> thank you
<GroundXer> shut it
<Phasom> I was like "OH MY GOD!"
<Phasom> *heartattack*
<Phasom> "omg! THAT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVAH! OMAG!F>AJ!"
<GroundXer> i thought when you said "Poe" i thought you meant politics of extacy
<Phasom> I was so like a groupie
<Mah> you are a groupie..: p
<Phasom> then my dad also noticed it, and yelled to me "LOOK AT HIS SHIRT"
<GroundXer> lol
<Mah> hahaha
<bwnymph> fanboys
<Phasom> and I was so totally "OH MY GOD! I KNOW!"
<NdX> your dad is a metalhead?
<Phasom> no
<Phasom> but he knows the name
<Phasom> because I love Nevermore
<Frinya> my dad is a poseur cowboy
<Frinya> it's sad
<NdX> hahahahaha
<bwnymph> haha how does that work?
<Phasom> my mom likes some of Nevermore
<GroundXer> lol, gettin er done.
<Phasom> she told me to put SoS on a cd that I burned for her
<NdX> suck my sevenstring
<Phasom> I knew she wouldn't like it, but I did it anyway
<Phasom> yeah, she didn't like it
<Frinya> he dresses up in cowboy costume
<Frinya> and plays bluegrass
<Phasom> :'(
<Mah> omg, destroy him Isabel
<Frinya> hahaha
<Phasom> bluegrass isn't that bad
<sentient6> yer mom likes the sensitive love songs
<Phasom> yeah
<Mah> hehe..
<Phasom> like...she loves Tomorrow Turned into Yesterday
<Phasom> and Believe in Nothing
<Phasom> ; )
<bwnymph> so sorry isabel
<Phasom> so sensitive
<Phasom> ...
<sentient6> does she touch herself
<GroundXer> good shit.
<Frinya> my mom can't stand anything with a guitar solo
<GroundXer> ?!
<Phasom> she touches me
<GroundXer> lol
<sentient6> eww
<Phasom> I mean...I live in Arkansas man
<Mah> LMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Phasom> come on
<Mah> hahahahhahha
<Phasom> that's what we do here
<Phasom> just..big family orgies
<NdX> I played Curse you all men for my mom today
<Phasom> all day long
<Frinya> hahaha
<GroundXer> god damnit lom
<Phasom> : D
<GroundXer> that is sick. so very sick, and hot
<NdX> she looked at me funny
<Mah> ha
<GroundXer> lol
<sentient6> my mom loves black funeral
<bwnymph> I'm in Texas...we keep it to cousin lovin
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> my mom loves....my penis
<Phasom> o_O
<GroundXer> ...
<bwnymph> who wouldnt love the bananarama
<sentient6> she loves the "now hail Satan" part the most
<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<Phasom> HAIL!
<Mah> My mom likes the Eagles
<NdX> haahhahahahahahaahaahhahahahaahhahaha
<Frinya> ugh
<NdX> haahhahahahahahaahaahhahahahaahhahaha
<NdX> haahhahahahahahaahaahhahahahaahhahaha
<Frinya> I hate the Eagles
<Mah> awesome!!
<Phasom> Agalloch!
<GroundXer> no woman can resist a climb up mount Brettmore. except maybe all of them.
<Phasom> np: Agalloch-Kneel to the CROSS!
<Phasom> BLEARGH!
<NdX> welcome to hotel califoria!!!
<sentient6> I saw a porn called life in the fat lane
<GroundXer> eww
<Phasom> hahahahahahahaha
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<Phasom> oh my god
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<bwnymph> no.
<Phasom> HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
<Frinya> hahahahaha
<Frinya> ewww
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<sentient6> not a joke
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<Mah> OMG!!!!
* Phasom changes topic to '<sentient6>where is Will?-WD-email mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net-Will <sentient6> I saw a porn called life in the fat lane'
<Mah> id like to see Viking porn
<sentient6> it's a real porn vid
<Phasom> that so replaces my quote
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Mah> i believe you...since my friend probably has it
<Mah> lol
<Frinya> you can get rid of Will's message
<GroundXer> yeah, my brother has a couple of those fat porns. god that shit is gross
<NdX> holy shit warrel, i can't breathe
<Phasom> LIFE IN THE FAT LANE
<Phasom> OH MY GOD!
<NdX> holy shit warrel, i can't breathe
<Phasom> hahahahaa
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<sentient6> pick a fold any fold
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
* Phasom is crying
<Frinya> ewwwwww
<GroundXer> ndx wants to suck your balls warrel. incase you can't notice.
<Phasom> doesn't everyone?
* NdX cannot breathe at all
<sentient6> trying not to
<Mah> HAHAHAHAHAH thats just sick and wrong
<Phasom> isn't that what Garden of Grey is about
<Phasom> sucking his balls?
<sentient6> no
<Mah> LOL
<Phasom> damn
<GroundXer> ewww
<Phasom> must have read something wrong
<sentient6> oh yes
<bwnymph> ground- that's just not kosher
<sentient6> you did
<Mah> some of your fans are freaks..
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Mah> lol
<sentient6> do shit
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<sentient6> no shit
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
<Frinya> they're just giddy because Warrel's here
<Phasom> so you never say "SUCK MY BALLS"
<Phasom> ?
<Mah> yeah..
<GroundXer> I'm telling ya guys... River Dragon tampons would sell huge!!
<sentient6> are you high?
<Mah> no they are just that way dude
<Phasom> dude...I don't need to be high
<Phasom> I'm like this naturally
<Phasom> I don't do drugs
<NdX> ^^ what he said
<sentient6> not you
<Phasom> in fact...I don't know what would happen if I did
<sentient6> nicky
<Phasom> OOOHH
<Phasom> yeah, he probably is
<GroundXer> yeah, nico is being annoying tonight.
<Phasom> and if he says he isn't
<Phasom> he's lying
<GroundXer> posting hahahahah 6 times in a row
<Mah> he does that all the time
<Phasom> oh my god, everyone should so listen to Agalloch
<sentient6> and drop acid first
<NdX> i don't know what I'd be like on drugs
<Phasom> dead?
<Mah> acid makes peoples heads start on fire...o__O
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<Phasom> maybe
<NdX> because im pretty fucked up as it is
<sentient6> are you on acid?
<Phasom> hopefully
<GroundXer> probably a conformist nico
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
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<sentient6> you're on something
<Phasom> hahahaha
<GroundXer> NP: Dream Theater - Train of Thought
<GroundXer> NP: Dream Theater - Train of Thought
<GroundXer> great shit.
<Phasom> Agalloch owns Dream Theater
<Phasom> anyday
<Phasom> :p
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Opus A Satana 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 1m8s 0,1OF4,1 4m17s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 10 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<Phasom> Agalloch also owns Emperor
<sentient6> anyone like Anathema?
<GroundXer> shut it.
<Phasom> yes
<bwnymph> yup - me
<NdX> YES
<GroundXer> Yeah
<GroundXer> anathema rules
<Mah> YEs warrel..yes...
<NdX> OH GOD YES
<Mah> \m/
<GroundXer> depressing shit
<Phasom> but
<sentient6> LoM is WRONG
<Phasom> Agalloch own them also
<Phasom> : p
<GroundXer> especially "one last goodbye"
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> I'm never wrong
<Phasom> :' (
<NdX> you're wrong here
<sentient6> I like new Anathema
<Phasom> you're a fool warrel
* Mah sets mode: +o Frinya
<Phasom> : D
<GroundXer> shut it or i will... argue with you over the internet
* Mah sets mode: +o GroundXer
<Phasom> np: Iced Earth-The Reckoning
* Phasom laughs
<Mah> hey Warrel, like Amon Amarth?
<sentient6> Emperor is unbeatable bitch
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> NO!
<NdX> YES!
<sentient6> yes
<GroundXer> yeah, i heard the new iced earth is pretty bad.
<Phasom> Agalloch owns them!
<Phasom> OWNS!
<GroundXer> is it?
<Mah> hooray...they are one of my faves...
<Phasom> Devin Townsend also owns them
<Phasom> OWNS!
<Frinya> yeah, Amon Amarth owns
<GroundXer> I'm not a fan of black metal that much.
<sentient6> I heard 4 new IE songs
* Mah hasnt heard the new IE
<Frinya> neither have I
<GroundXer> Immortal is alright but other than that. meh
<Phasom> keep it that way maharet
<sentient6> fucking terrible
<GroundXer> how are they warrel?
<Phasom> :D
<Frinya> but everyone says it's shitty
<Phasom> it is
<GroundXer> yeah
<Frinya> and Ripper is nowhere near as good as Barlow
<Phasom> personally, I don't like ripper
<Phasom> BARLOW WAS THE MAN!
<GroundXer> Red Baron/Blue Max is alright though.
* Phasom cries in name of the great Barlow
<bwnymph> its taking me a while to like the new anathema, but eternity was awesome
<sentient6> the vocals are great..but the lyrics are SO bad ...
<Phasom> he will be remembered in memory
<Phasom> the lyrics
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> WHEN THE EAGLE CRRRRIIIIIEEEESSSS!
 
<GroundXer> lol
<sentient6> oh god
<GroundXer> ewww
<Mah> oh dear fucking christ!
<sentient6> have you seen the vid???
<Phasom> no
<GroundXer> parts of it.
<Phasom> my internet is way too slow for it
<sentient6> good fucking god
<Mah> that sounds like the new Lynyrd Skynyrd shit!
<Mah> America Propaganda?
<bwnymph> hahaha
<NdX> you should consider yourself lucky
<Phasom> np: Anathema-Are You There
<GroundXer> pretty much
<NdX> Do NOT watch that video
<Phasom> okay, I won't
<sentient6> good song LoM
<Phasom> yes, I enjoy it
<Phasom> : D
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - The Loss And Curse Of Reverence 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 59s 0,1OF4,1 6m23s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 11 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<Mah> i really hate america propaganda..i told my dad that its evil...
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> *cough*
<Phasom> Agalloch owns Emperor
<Phasom> *cough*
<Phasom> hhmmm
<Phasom> excuse me
<sentient6> they will use that vid in the coming years at poison control centers to induce vomiting
<Mah> hahahah
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<NdX> lol
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
<Frinya> hahaha
<Mah> thanks for the warning
<NdX> lol
<GroundXer> I just bought "Damage Done" by Dark Tranquillity. what does everyone think of this album?
<Phasom> no, I believe they already have St. Anger for that
<bwnymph> curiosity makes me want to download it
<GroundXer> HAHA!!!!!!
<Phasom> no video is needed with that piece of shit
<GroundXer> I just bought "Damage Done" by Dark Tranquillity. what does everyone think of this album?
<Phasom> don't have the album
<GroundXer> bad or good?
<NdX> owns
<Phasom> but I think it's great
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> :)
<sentient6> good
<sentient6> I love projector
<GroundXer> i didn't know you were a fan of Dark Tranquillity warrel.
<GroundXer> cool
<Mah> Hey warrel, are you stoked about the upcoming Opeth tour? with Moonspell no less
<sentient6> sure I love Opeth
<Phasom> and with Devildriver
<NdX> I get no Moonspell :(
<Phasom> hahahha
<Phasom> they get a hard time
<sentient6> but Devildriver????
<Phasom> do they suck as much as people say they do?
<NdX> just opeth with Devildrive
<Mah> No Moonspell...fuck!
<GroundXer> i know samantha is stoked.
<bwnymph> three opeth shows for samantha!!!!!!!!
<bwnymph> MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
<bwnymph> sorry.
<bwnymph> :p
<GroundXer> haha
<Phasom> .....
<NdX> I'm going to get up front and give them the finger for their whole set
<Phasom> I would like to see a show
<Phasom> any show
<Frinya> awwwww
<sentient6> new Exodus is awesome btw
<Mah> i dont even know what the fuck DevilDriver is and i think i want it to remain that way until i see them..
<Phasom> any freaking concert
<Mah> that way i wont be all pissed off
<Phasom> it doesn't matter
<Phasom> wait...the new exodus is out?
<sentient6> well I have it
<Phasom> oh
<Phasom> okay
<Phasom> hahaha
<GroundXer> yeah, nothing says "you guys kick ass" like a beer bottle to the head in the middle of a song.
<NdX> warrel's an insider remember
<Phasom> I'll get it when it comes out
<NdX> which comes to question
<sentient6> oohhhh
<Phasom> maybe....
<NdX> have you heard the new in flames?
<sentient6> yes
<bwnymph> I'm there for opeth, and I like moonspell, I'll keep my mouth shut for devildriver as to not let loose a string of bad words
<Phasom> hahaha
<Mah> i know Karmic has
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAHA
<bwnymph> nope
<Phasom> oh my god
<Phasom> hahahaha
<NdX> is it good?
<Phasom> F(r)iend
<sentient6> yes
<GroundXer> is the new inflames good or bad warrel?
<GroundXer> haha
<sentient6> better than the last one
<Phasom> <sentient6> yes
<Mah> id like to hear it but alas dialup is a curse
<Phasom> it better be
<Phasom> : D
<GroundXer> better than R2R?
<Phasom> OOHHHHH MAAAAAAJJEEEESSSSTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!
<Mah> ohh good!! R2R and Trigger werent my style
<NdX> is it more like clayman?
<Phasom> I hope so
* Phasom crosses fingers
<Frinya> I'll be back in a minute
<sentient6> different
<Phasom> oh
<Frinya> need to take contacts out
<Phasom> different
* Phasom ponders
<Mah> like...scary different or.."hey that rules!" different
<Phasom> more electronica...ambience.......more guitars?
<Phasom> tell us more, oh majesty
<Phasom> OOOHHHHH MAAAAJJEESSSTTYYY
<Phasom> YOUR KINGDOM IS LOST!
<sentient6> like "better than R2R" different
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Mah> yay
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> good enough for me
<NdX> i think we're milking him for information too hard
<sentient6> hahaha
<GroundXer> the backlash against In Flames for R2R was HUGE
<Phasom> I'm not milking him
<Phasom> definitely not
* sentient6 has quit IRC (EOF of client)
<Phasom> I wouldn't do that without his permission
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> his irc sucks ass
<Phasom> big time
<bwnymph> argh
<Mah> dammit..it happened again
<Phasom> yeah
<Frinya> back
<GroundXer> he'll be back
<Phasom> it's like every 30 minutes
<Frinya> I think he has the same problem I do
<Phasom> it cuts off
<Phasom> like isabel's
<Phasom> maybe he's on a mac
<GroundXer> he isn't going to leave his biggest fans in the dust.
<GroundXer> unless he's pissed.
<Phasom> no
<Phasom> he's having a good time
<NdX> hahaha
<NdX> he thinks im high
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> everyone does
<Phasom> nico
<Phasom> everyone does
<Mah> yeah...if he didnt wanna be here, he wouldnt have stayed so long
<Phasom> he likes me
<Phasom> my life is now complete
<Phasom> I can die in peace
<GroundXer> he despises you LOM.
<GroundXer> lol
* Phasom flutters into darkness
<Mah> lol
<GroundXer> lol
<Frinya> Jeremy, you're such a kissass
<Phasom> oh no...he does....
<Phasom> okay, fine
<GroundXer> really. isabel said it
<Phasom> would you like me to be a jackass to him instead?
<Phasom> okay, fine
<Phasom> time to own his wigger ass
<GroundXer> no just don't lick his ass
* Phasom puts on his gloves
<Phasom> well, I mean
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> he is god
<Phasom> so...
* Phasom shrugs
<GroundXer> he is putting on his "sucking it hardcore
<GroundXer> geat
<GroundXer> gear
<Phasom> dumbass
<GroundXer> god i ruined that.
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> yes
<Phasom> you did
<Phasom> moron
<GroundXer> shut it
<Phasom> hahaha, I have to totally go to bed
<GroundXer> ...
<Phasom> but I'm so not
<GroundXer> :(
* Phasom waits for his hero
<GroundXer> good for you. fight the system
<Phasom> oohhh, I have a question that I do want to ask warrel though
<GroundXer> what is it?
<Phasom> it's been bothering me for awhile
<GroundXer> what is it?
<Phasom> Do you use a thesaurus?
<GroundXer> ...
<NdX> hahahahahahaha
<Phasom> : D
<Mah> oh shit! i need to ask him if he comes back
<NdX> thats a funny one
<Mah> What Would Warrel Do?
<Phasom> hahahahaahahahahaha
<NdX> hahahahahahaha
<Phasom> he would use a thesaurus
<Phasom> : D
<NdX> hahahahahahaha
<Mah> i..hope he comes back...cuz if not, im going to bed...
<bwnymph> me too
<Phasom> np: Distorted Mind-Pull the Plug/Raining Blood
<Phasom> oh my god
<Phasom> this is like......so good
<Phasom> seriously, will deserves a cookie for this cover
<Phasom> song
* Phasom plays it again
<Mah> Will isnt half bad....
<Phasom> a cookie I say
<Mah> really
<Phasom> will's the man
<Phasom> I worship him also
<GroundXer> i don't care for his vocals though.
<Mah> he has huge potential...he needs to pursue it..if he doesnt ill kill him
<Phasom> : )
<Phasom> I'm totally going to pursue my dreams
<Mah> i like his vocals..they are growly but hes only 16 for shits sake..or 17 something liek that
<Phasom> though........I dont' think I could ever freaking write a novel
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<GroundXer> meh
<Phasom> warrel
<Mah> wb Warrel
<Phasom> I have a question
<sentient6> I hate prison.net
<Phasom> <Phasom> Do you use a thesaurus?
<bwnymph> wb wd
* NdX sets mode: +o sentient6
<sentient6> I have one
<Phasom> do you ever use it?
<sentient6> not very often
<Phasom> yeah, I didn't think so
<Phasom> your lyrics have more of a natural rhythm
<Phasom> but I was wondering
<Phasom> ...
<Mah> i bet Agalloch uses one..:|
<Phasom> NO!
<Phasom> they repeat too many words to use one
<Phasom> : D
<Phasom> though Haughm is a pretty good poet
<Mah> lol
<Phasom> he can't reach my standards though
<Phasom> : D
* Phasom is so over himself
<Mah> i thought i heard that they were touring
<Phasom> they are
<Phasom> with The Gathering
<sentient6> who is Agalloch touring with?
<Phasom> I wish I could see them
<bwnymph> to what 5 cities
<Phasom> ^
<sentient6> aha
<Phasom> probably
<Phasom> they don't like touring
<Mah> i thought Seattle was on the list since they are from Oregon
<sentient6> gathering got weird
<bwnymph> I'd like to see them too
<bwnymph> yes they did
<bwnymph> pre mandylion was good...after that, downhill
<Mah> yes...they really really did get weird...
<Mah> but..theres always NightWish:|
<GroundXer> Lacuna owns all.
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> nightwish
<Phasom> is okay
<Phasom> though her vocals aren't very expressive
<sentient6> christina is a godddddddddddess
<Mah> i liek Tarjas vocals...
<GroundXer> I heard that christina scabbia sang with you in italy warrel. tell me, is she as hot in person as in the pics?
<Phasom> yes.....
<Phasom> totally hot
<bwnymph> and me and jamie's future band, dammit!
<NdX> lol
<sentient6> yes she di
<Mah> LOL
<sentient6> she sang DNB
<Phasom> np: BozzFest2-LitToR-fun.mpg
<Mah> Christina rules...more chicks in metal need to be like her
<Mah> \m/
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<GroundXer> you should of got her number warrel. so you could of got your freak on.
<Phasom> LOOK AT WILL'S DANCE!
<Phasom> OH MY GOD!
<Phasom> HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<sentient6> she has a boyfriend
<Frinya> hahaha
<GroundXer> oh
<Mah> i figured she would...girls like that are never unattached
<GroundXer> ok then
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<sentient6> yeah and he's in her band
<Phasom> their new video is pretty cool
<GroundXer> he is? who is he?
<bwnymph> yeah its whats his name with the braided hair right
<Phasom> she throws the ninja star at him
<Phasom> DODGE!
<bwnymph> sorry thats the best I could do
<sentient6> "sewing lips shut"
<Phasom> it's matrixy
* Mah never watches music videos
<Phasom> but nothing can beat Dimmu's video
<Mah> : (
<Phasom> that thing is freaking awesome
<GroundXer> oh. Well if I kill the whole band the boyfriend will be dead.
<NdX> YES
<Phasom> everyone should see it
<sentient6> did you guys like Return of the King?
<Phasom> YES!
<bwnymph> oh yeah
<Mah> YES
<GroundXer> haven't seen it.
<Frinya> yes
<NdX> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
<Frinya> 3 times
<Phasom> SAW IT TWICE!
<NdX> not seen
<Mah> fucking awesome movie man
<Phasom> I SAW IT TODAY!
<Frinya> I saw it a week before it came out
<Mah> only saw it once though
<Phasom> WITH MY BROTHER!
<Phasom> WE KISSED!
<Phasom> err...
<bwnymph> ...
<Phasom> WE ENJOYED THE MOVIE!
<NdX> ...
<Phasom> ....
<GroundXer> ...
<NdX> you're gay
<Mah> i loved it all the way through
* Phasom hopes no one noticed that
<Frinya> and last week I saw it and the power went out at the very end
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Frinya> so we only missed a little
<Frinya> but they gave us readmission tickets
<Frinya> !!
<sentient6> the end was too long
<Phasom> people started leaving before the end
<Mah> yeah it was faking me out too
<Phasom> idiots
<Phasom> yeah, the ending just keeps going
<Mah> brb
<Phasom> they could've cut some of that
<Frinya> yeah
<NdX> could you please not talk about this
<Phasom> it's just on and on for another 30 minutes
<Frinya> they needed the Mouth of Sauron
<Frinya> I was so pissed that he wasn't in it
<sentient6> so Peter Jackson wants to make a film of The Hobbit now
<Phasom> it should have just been another 10 minutes or something
<Phasom> YES!
<GroundXer> the movie needed more cowbell.
<Phasom> if he does
<Phasom> that will own
* Phasom has never read the hobbit
<Frinya> yeah
<sentient6> wut????
* Phasom but saw the cartoon
<Phasom> : D
<Frinya> eww
<Frinya> I hate that cartoon
<NdX> Blind Guardian should have done the music for LotR
<GroundXer> obviously no one got my joke.
<Mah> Warrell are you a fellow Tolkien nerd?
<sentient6> not really
<Phasom> I'm not a big reader
<Phasom> I'd rather write
<sentient6> but I love the books
<Frinya> yeah they own
* Mah is a huge Tolkien nerd
<Frinya> woo!
<Mah> yes..very much so..i read them when i was 8
<Phasom> I downloaded them
<sentient6> liv tyler was so not in the last one enough!!!!!
<Phasom> but haven't gotten around to reading it
<Frinya> ugh
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Frinya> I think Liv Tyler in it too much
<Phasom> I'm so much of a loser
<Mah> yeah...very little Arwen...
<sentient6> are you nuts??
<Frinya> Arwen doesn't do anything in the books
<Mah> hahaha
<Phasom> she's a whore
<Frinya> and Liv Tyler is a terrible actress
<Phasom> WHORE!
<GroundXer> shes a goddess
<Mah> I always liked Arwen...
<Frinya> and not very pretty either
<Phasom> and a WHORE!
<bwnymph> uh....she had what, 8 minutes in the last movie
<Phasom> actually, she isn't very hot
<sentient6> yes she is a goddess
<Mah> lies Isabel...lies...i really like Liv Tyler
<Frinya> blech
<GroundXer> damn right liv tyler is a goddess.
<sentient6> she is very hot
<GroundXer> *drools*
<Mah> fine be that way :p
<sentient6> uber hot
<Phasom> personally, I think the LotR movies could have been a lot better
<Mah> shes beautiful
<NdX> <sentient6> she is very hot
<bwnymph> I like her cos shes different looking that most hollywood hos
<NdX> agrees
<GroundXer> she is cute as hell
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<NdX> heyheyhey
<Mah> yes Sammy i agree
<sentient6> well at least the last movie was the best one
<Mah> yeah..
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<NdX> has anyone noticed this following phenomena:
<Mah> im just glad they didnt fuck up the destruction of the ring
<Phasom> yeah, it was
<NdX> all elves have blond hair
<GroundXer> that girl on that show "everwood" is cute as hell as well.
<NdX> EXCEPT for elrond and arwen
<Phasom> the elves are so hot though
<Frinya> they shouldn't have put the cliffthing in at the end
<Phasom> and poor Gimli
<Frinya> Matt
<sentient6> liv didn't have blond hair
<Phasom> I mean.........he has to be around Legolas all of the time
<Frinya> Arwen and Elrond aren't woodelves
<Phasom> you know he wanted to screw him
* Mah sets mode: +o Frinya
<Frinya> the woodelves have blonde hair
<sentient6> ohhhhh
<Phasom> I mean
<Phasom> dwarf women are so ugly
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> yeah
<Phasom> and then he has to be around this hot guy elf
<Frinya> when I saw it the first time I yelled "sexy" when Gimli came out
<Frinya> : D
<Phasom> that doesn't have a beard
<sentient6> hobbit chicks have sexy feet
<Phasom> hahaha
<Frinya> haha
<Phasom> oh my god
<Mah> Not all of them had blond hair...in the scenes where they are traveling to the docks to set off for the Undying lands there was many darkhaired elves
<GroundXer> hahaha
<GroundXer> ewwww
<Phasom> that hobbit orgy on the bed
<Phasom> that was just wrong
<Frinya> hahaha
<sentient6> gay
<Frinya> http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
<Phasom> totally
<Frinya> if you haven't read those
<Mah> Gandalf sleeps with his eyes open....
<Frinya> do so now
<Phasom> and pepin singing.....
<Phasom> was that really him?
<Frinya> I think so
<Frinya> he had the accent
<Phasom> dude, warrel, you need him to sing on the next Nevermore album
<Mah> yes i believe so
<sentient6> oh yes
<Phasom> awesome pipes
<Phasom> I was like...goddamn
<Phasom> now he can sing
<Mah> that was ripper...i was like ":O shnikies!"
<Phasom> you could just write the lyrics and let him sing them
<Phasom> less for you to do
<GroundXer> into video games that much warrel?
<sentient6> no
<GroundXer> wahhhh
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Mah> man fucking man, my throat hurts
<sentient6> brain rot
<GroundXer> your missing out.
<GroundXer> well if you play them all the time yeah
<Mah> dude..i love games...well mostly Nintendo
<Phasom> pacman
<Mah> i dont own a PS2 and i never will
<Phasom> and dig dug
<GroundXer> but every once in a while(a couple of hours a day) isn't bad.
<Phasom> awesomeness
<GroundXer> lol
<Frinya> I have no consoles
<bwnymph> whats wrong with a ps2?
<GroundXer> I own all three systems.
<Mah> no way its all about Zelda
<Phasom> I have an X-Box
<sentient6> my cat is trying to type
<GroundXer> ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Phasom> hahahahaahahaha
<GroundXer> awwww
<Phasom> HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Frinya> hehe
<GroundXer> that is cute
<Phasom> that's so cute
<Mah> i dont like Sony that much at all, Sammy
<Frinya> that's so cute
<Frinya> hahaha
<Phasom> hahahaha
<NdX> I used to play computer games
<bwnymph> ah, gotcha
<Mah> im a fucking Nintendo fangirl
<Phasom> glad we all agree
<bwnymph> one day I will be a nerd too
<Mah> ahah kitty
<sentient6> she hates it when I get online
<Mah> whats the kitty's name?
<Phasom> my dog has gas
<NdX> but now that I quit my creativity has gone through the roof
<Phasom> bad gas
<Frinya> my cat used to attack me when I was typing
<sentient6> Josie
<Phasom> really really bad gas
<Mah> awww...
<Frinya> and digging his nails into my legs
<bwnymph> proper name for a pussycat
<Phasom> I'm talking old person farts here
<GroundXer> my kitty's name is Shadow. he is a hellspawn.
<NdX> now if I could only get over my ULtimatemetal.com addiction
<Frinya> my cat is named Toby
<Phasom> and she sleeps in my lap all day
<Phasom> so that's all I smell
<Phasom> farts
<sentient6> Jeff has a cat named Shadow
<Phasom> all day
<bwnymph> dude - animal gas is not cool
<Frinya> my friends have a cat named Shadow
<GroundXer> yyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!
<Frinya> wow
<Mah> i have no kitty..i just have my big smelly hound dog and my little ancient weiner dog
<GroundXer> haha
<Phasom> <bwnymph> dude - animal gas is not cool
<bwnymph> I have a cat...she is spreading fur on my bed as we speak
<Mah> yeah..i heard about Jeffs kitty..very cute
<Phasom> no, it's not
<Phasom> it's so disgusting
<sentient6> he has 3 cats
<Phasom> and she does it everytime before she goes to sleep
<Phasom> and she sleeps...all of the time
<Mah> dude my dog farts constantly and its horrid
<Phasom> yes
<Phasom> but the ironic thing is
<Phasom> my dog is named Blossom
<Mah> i yell at him all the time..
<Mah> LOL!!
<GroundXer> lol
<sentient6> i had a flatulent dog as a child
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Frinya> I'm allergic to dogs
<sentient6> named Toby
<Mah> mine is Trusty..
<Frinya> wow
<Phasom> !
<GroundXer> i can't imagine you as a child warrel.
<GroundXer> lol
<Mah> haha..
<sentient6> I have photos to prove it
<bwnymph> next time I see nevermore live I'm going to think "I've discussed pet farts with that man"
<Frinya> haha
<Phasom> my dog before this one was named Toby Girl
<sentient6> hahahahaha
<NdX> hahahahahahaha
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> she had to be the best dog ever
<Mah> HAHAHAH!
<Frinya> 3 people with pets named Toby
<Frinya> crazy
<Mah> good job Sammy
<bwnymph> lol
<Phasom> and the dog before her was just named Toby
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<GroundXer> my dogs name is Rex. he is a giant lap dog and is retarted.
<NdX> my dog is a little yappy thing the size of a rat
<Phasom> why does my mom keep getting viagra e-mails?
<sentient6> ohhhh
<Phasom> she doesn't need it, people
<GroundXer> Once, rex knocked over his waterbowl and started licking the carpet.
<NdX> well actually dog is an ill appropriate term for her
<Mah> my other dog Indy is old and has arthritis and stuff...
<sentient6> because you look at porn on her computer
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<NdX> she should be considered a sub-dog
<Phasom> ah...don't know what you are talking about....warrel
<bwnymph> so if you're in Dallas, warrel, and some girl mentions pets and wind to you - its me, I'm samantha
<Phasom> and anyway
<Mah> my third dog Lady died in November
<Phasom> I saw that picture of you
<Phasom> and your naughty mag
<sentient6> ok
<Phasom> so silence, child
<GroundXer> aww, sorry about your dog mah
<Phasom> I will hear no more of this porn
<sentient6> the milk maiden?
<Mah> haha well doesnt every man love porn?
<sentient6> yes
<NdX> you can't deny it phasom
<GroundXer> yes
<Phasom> of course
<Phasom> we're walking boners
<GroundXer> porn is great, porn is good, porn is everything to get wood.
<Mah> ok then...im not too fond of it but i think Hentai is fun
<sentient6> life in the fat lane!!!
<Phasom> HENTAI!
<Mah> HAHAH!!
<NdX> you're the one who told us about www.porn-view.com
<GroundXer> ewww
<Phasom> oh my god!
<Frinya> hahahaha
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> I know
<Phasom> I did
<Phasom> GO PORN-VIEW!
<Phasom> : D
<Phasom> oohhh
<Phasom> also...
<Phasom> sleazydream.com
<Phasom> I believe
<Phasom> www.sleazydream.com
<bwnymph> christ you people are random
<GroundXer> lol
<Mah> so...What Would Warrel Do?
<GroundXer> watch porn
<Phasom> download porn
<Phasom> hahahaha
<sentient6> spank you
<Phasom> :D
<Frinya> haha
<Mah> :O
<GroundXer> ?!
<Mah> HAHAHAHHAAH!
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> spank me?
<GroundXer> no me
<sentient6> not you
<Mah> Ummm...ehhehehe
<Phasom> damn
<NdX> warrel, you are my idol
<Phasom> my ass is sexy
<Phasom> and hairy
<sentient6> your ass is hairy and disgusting
<GroundXer> OWNED
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> you would know
<Frinya> hahahaha
<NdX> I will emulate your lifestyle since it is the epitome of awesomeness
<Mah> haha
<Phasom> yeah, say something now
<Phasom> bitch
<bwnymph> lets not even talk about your taint
<sentient6> just a wild guess
<Phasom> hahahaaha
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<Mah> dammit..
<GroundXer> lol
<Frinya> fuck
<bwnymph> awwwwwwwwww
<Frinya> haha
<Phasom> and yet again
<bwnymph> the taint scared him
<GroundXer> his cat told him to get off
<Frinya> he'll be back
<Phasom> just when it was getting good
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> he wants me
<Phasom> oh yeah
<Phasom> he's bi curious
<Mah> oh be quiet
<GroundXer> ...
<GroundXer> No
<Phasom> he's looking at the porn site I gave him
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> maybe
<Phasom> probably
<Phasom> he's beating it in front of the cat
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> ewww
<Mah> dude...
<Frinya> icky
<Mah> no
<Mah> just no
<Phasom> the cat just clawed his balls off
<Phasom> well, no children named jesus, hey! zeus, or great for him
<Phasom> wouldn't it be hilarious if he named his child Great though
<Phasom> I think so
<Mah> hey how do you copy text on here guys?
<GroundXer> or Pewter
<Phasom> hilight it
<Phasom> then press ctrl and c
<GroundXer> it won't highlight.
<Phasom> yes
<Phasom> it will
<Phasom> click near my name (not on it) with your mouse and then drag
<GroundXer> nope, nothing
<Mah> it works
<GroundXer> YOU FAILED
<GroundXer> oh
<Mah> you have to HOLD it DOWN and push ctl c
<GroundXer> are you gonna post it in the forum?
<GroundXer> so Will can read it?
<GroundXer> and get pissed off that he missed it?
<NdX> ive got logs of the whole channel so don;t bother
<Mah> well im putting something in my sig
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> oh god
<Mah> oh i hope he comes back
<GroundXer> cool, when it is all said and done, post it in the forum.
<GroundXer> i think he will.
<Phasom> calm down people
<GroundXer> he usually says bye before he goes.
<Phasom> he'll be back
<bwnymph> and to think I was going to read tonight and learn...stuff
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> what
<GroundXer> stupid book
<Phasom> you didn't learn anything from this conversation?
<Mah> too bad Cara missed it
<bwnymph> yeah damn pet farts and such
<Phasom> yeah
<Phasom> this has been great
<Phasom> I've enjoyed it much
<bwnymph> and I
<NdX> two hours
<NdX> almost
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Mah> ive never been witness to warrel in chat...it was a treat
<Phasom> I was planning on going to bed early tonight
<Phasom> like around 2
<Phasom> and now it's almost three
<Mah> its almost 1 here
<Phasom> hahahaha
<bwnymph> yeah its 3 here
<GroundXer> 2:51am here
<bwnymph> and my butt hurts
<Phasom> damn...I need to live in san fran
<Mah> Warrel and I are in the same time zone..:)
<Frinya> yeah
<Frinya> it rocks here
<Mah> Isabel is in the same time zone
<Phasom> so...how about something to read to pass the time?
<Frinya> but don't call it san fran
<Phasom> Towering above the rest of humanity, I stand on the callous rooftop, one hundred feet in the grim atmosphere. With vacillating eyes, I glance down in astigmatic view at a cold, apathetic reality I left behind ages ago. This pale panorama obviates from my memories as my eyelids close into oblivion. As the ground below my feet turns into air, my body palpitates at the realization that what lies ahead is a dearth of atonement. My lungs release a gr
<Mah> yeah..id like to move there but alas it cost so fucking much
<Frinya> true
<Mah> sounds kinda like Impaler lyrics
<Phasom> like....who?
<Phasom> whoa...it didn't finish pasting
<Mah> nevermind
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<Phasom> drops my jar of existence onto the hard wooden floor of bereavement.
<GroundXer> haha
<Phasom> hahahaha
<bwnymph> he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
<Phasom> told you he'd be back
<NdX> <Frinya> he'll be back
<NdX> <Phasom> just when it was getting good
<NdX> <Phasom> hahahaha
<NdX> <Phasom> he wants me
<NdX> <Phasom> oh yeah
<NdX> <Phasom> he's bi curious
<Phasom> TOLD YOU
<Phasom> oh god...
<Mah> wb Warrel
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> ; )
<Frinya> hahahaha
<GroundXer> it takes you longer and longer to get back.
<Mah> why..why did you do that Nico
<Phasom> just to let warrel know how I feel
* Mah sets mode: +o sentient6
<NdX> Satan instructed me
<Phasom> and that I know his secret thoughts
<Phasom> about me
<Phasom> and the garden of grey
<sentient6> oh you ppl are so misguided
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> you know it
<NdX> hahahahahaha
<Mah> they are...
<GroundXer> and the sanity assassin is coming down.... to fuck your mother. hehe
<Mah> i dont understand
<Mah> : |
<Phasom> hahahahhahahahaha
<Phasom> HAHAHAAH!
<Phasom> \m/
<Mah> its ok, Warrel, some of us arent crazy
<sentient6> I know
<GroundXer> just kidding
<Phasom> I'm not crazy
<bwnymph> some of us are, but some of us take our meds.
<Mah> : )
<Phasom> I'm just smarter than you
<Phasom> :p
<Phasom> I'M NOT INSANE I'M NOT INSANE
<Phasom> !
<GroundXer> Im on meds as well. Straterra and effoxor
<Frinya> I can be crazy
<Frinya> but I'm not tonight
<sentient6> if I was Satan's lapdog would you pet me?
<bwnymph> my meds are cooler than yours
<Phasom> actually, I'm just acting like this
<Phasom> I'm a calm person in real life
<bwnymph> that is a leading question
<Phasom> if you were in my lap I'd pet you
<Mah> same here Isabel but...
<Mah> LOL!!!!
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> o_O
<Mah> Phasom> if you were in my lap I'd pet you
<Mah> haha
<Phasom> so, best cd of 2003
<Phasom> what is it?
<sentient6> yup, you folks are strange
<GroundXer> St Anger!!!!!!!!!!1 hahahahahahahahaha
<Phasom> hahahahahahahaahhaha
<bwnymph> well if you birdys are going to be dirty...*joins in*
<Phasom> oh god no
<Mah> i think he wants to make sweet to you...scary thought really
<Mah> o_O
<NdX> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
<Mah> ummm...dude Sammy dont...:p
<Phasom> so, best cd of 2003!
<Phasom> what is it?!
<sentient6> Dimmu
<bwnymph> lol
<GroundXer> ehh
<Phasom> I should get the new Dimmu then
<NdX> YAY
<GroundXer> Dream Theater for me. wow
<Phasom> for me
 
<Phasom> I don't know
<GroundXer> either that or EoR.
<bwnymph> difficult question
<Mah> i dont mean to be a kissup but i will have to say that Enemies Of Reality gets my vote along with COB Hatecrew Deathroll..
<sentient6> dimmu
<Mah> Death Cult was pretty tight to
<NdX> Sorry, but the Dimmu does kick ToT
<Phasom> it's between EoR, Blind Guardian-Live, Devin Townsend-AE
<GroundXer> im not into black metal so I can't vote.
<Frinya> Mah, same
<Phasom> and Opeth-Damnation
<NdX> ^^^
<NdX> YES
<Frinya> EoR and Hatecrew kick ass
<NdX> THAT TOO
<Phasom> I love Damnation
<bwnymph> damnation, amon amarth - vs the world or finntroll - visor om slutet
<Phasom> I don't care what anyone says
<Phasom> it works my socks
<sentient6> cob will tour with IE
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> err...
<GroundXer> LIVE KREATION I heard was cool
<Phasom> rocks my socks
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<Phasom> o_O
<Phasom> god I need sleep
<Phasom> works my socks? what the hell?
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<Phasom> someone shoot me
<Mah> oh shit VS the world owned!
<Mah> i forgot about that
<GroundXer> *Shoots LOM*
<bwnymph> RAWR!
<Mah> also i agree with Damnation
<NdX> wasn't that 2002?
<NdX> vs. the world?
<Phasom> <Mah> oh shit VS the world owned!
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> OH SHIT VS. THE WORLD!
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Mah> haha shut up
<Phasom> I think oh shit has that won
<Phasom> easily
<sentient6> amy lee owns the world!
<Phasom> whoa
<GroundXer> DCA, Live Kreation, EoR, Damnation,
<sentient6> j/k
<GroundXer> Amy Lee?
<GroundXer> good
<bwnymph> amy lee?
<Mah> ok..i was gonna have to hurt you
<Phasom> Evanescence
<Mah> : p
<GroundXer> I don't care for Evenessance
<Phasom> come on people
<NdX> lol
<Mah> Evanescense is fucking evil
<bwnymph> WARREL!
<Phasom> you should know this stuff
<Phasom> they are from Arkansas
<sentient6> hahaha
<Mah> just as bad
<Phasom> which is a place that Nevermore should tour
<Phasom> ; )
<NdX> I am from the Black Metal forests of Canada
<NdX> THE NWT
<Phasom> whoa!
<bwnymph> you should come to dallas to see nevermore
<sentient6> no ...I've seen wrong turn
<Phasom> metalreviews.com gave the new Exodus 99/100
<Mah> oh..that brings me to a question...Warrel, are you returning to San Fran in 2004?
<NdX> I AM FREEZING IN THE COLD NORTH WINDS
<Phasom> whoa!
<bwnymph> you can stay with me, but you cant bring your cousins
<Phasom> awesome
<Phasom> yeah, I'm getting that one
<Phasom> : D
<sentient6> new Exodus is KILLER
<Phasom> apparently so
<sentient6> scar spangled banner will hurt you
<Mah> lol
<NdX> whoa
<Phasom> has anyone here heard While Heaven Wept
<Phasom> ?
<GroundXer> All I want in metal is great guitars with vocals you can understand. Is That too much????
<GroundXer> All I want in metal is great guitars with vocals you can understand. Is That too much????
<NdX> yes
<sentient6> apparently so
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> hahaha
<sentient6> listen harder
<GroundXer> Nevermore isn't that way.
<Mah> oh..that brings me to a question...Warrel, are you returning to San Fran in 2004?
<sentient6> maybe
<Phasom> or taking a wrong turn and coming to Arkansasa
<GroundXer> listen harder? maybe
<GroundXer> lol
<Frinya> you must!
<Mah> : )
<NdX> of course, jim plays a boner and van plays drums
<Phasom> or maybe you will come to Arkansas instead of Arkansasa
<sentient6> hahaha
<Phasom> yes, Arkansas would be better
<Mah> i would be most ectatic if you did return..:)
<sentient6> clinton country
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Mah> HAHAHAH
<Phasom> yes
<Mah> eeeehheeewwww...
<Phasom> Hope, Arkansas exploits it to
<Mah> i pity you Jeremy
<bwnymph> and if you do warrel, I'm going to SF to meet up with maharet :)
<NdX> I need you to come to edmonton alberta canada
<Phasom> there are signs everywhere declaring that Clinton is from there
<bwnymph> among others
<sentient6> hillary scares me
<Phasom> excuse me
<Phasom> Cliton
<Phasom> : D
<Mah> yes...
<NdX> but I talked to promoters and they seemed to say that there was a bad turnout or something for your last show there
<Phasom> as george carlin (god) would say
<GroundXer> Carlin!1
<GroundXer> yeah
* Phasom bows
<sentient6> probably
<Phasom> stupid canadad
<Phasom> goddamn it
<Phasom> what is up with these typos
<sentient6> exactly
<Phasom> BLAME CANADA!
<sentient6> celine dion rules!
<GroundXer> ???...
<NdX> the best export of canada is: *drumroll*
<Mah> hahahahahahahahhahahahahah
<Phasom> hahahahahahahahahhaha
<sentient6> bryan adams rules!
<Phasom> Devin
<NdX> DEVY METAL
<Phasom> !
<Phasom> YES!
<Mah> dude...lmao
<Phasom> \m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/
<Mah> Michael Bolton
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Mah> and dont forget Rush!
<sentient6> shania twain rules!!
<Phasom> he threatened to kill Conan
<Phasom> oh god
<Phasom> I should kick you for that
<Phasom> KICK
<Phasom> YOU
<Mah> haha
<Phasom> but since you are warrel
<NdX> Woods of Ypres are a good second
<Phasom> I will not
<Phasom> but if you weren't warrel
<Phasom> I would
<Phasom> fear the boot
<sentient6> hahahaha
<GroundXer> BILL BRASKY IS A SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
<sentient6> hahahaha
<bwnymph> haha
<Mah> for all that is lovely i certainly hope you are joking
<Mah> LOL
<GroundXer> He uses a live rattlesnake as a condom
<sentient6> ewww
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> what?
<Phasom> okay, I'm lost
<GroundXer> He once ate the bible while watersking
<GroundXer> SNL sketch
<Phasom> hahaha
<NdX> have you ever considered adding death growls to your songs Warrel?
<sentient6> my cat can eat a whole watermelon
<GroundXer> noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<bwnymph> eh?
<Phasom> there are some slight death growls in Seed Awakening
<GroundXer> No death growls
<Phasom> SLIGHT though
<Phasom> they're not really death growls
<sentient6> yes there are
<Mah> ahaha
<sentient6> slight
<Phasom> yeah
<Phasom> exactly
<Mah> i noticed them
<Phasom> at the very end
<Phasom> and I love it
<Phasom> need more
<Phasom> : D
<sentient6> well they are all over POE
<Mah> wit..ness..seed...awake...en..ing..:)
<Phasom> yeah
<Phasom> they are
<Phasom> god warrel
<Mah> yep especially the song POE
<Phasom> you know so much about Nevermore's vocals
<Phasom> why is this?
* NdX slaps Phasom around a bit with a large trout
* Phasom sets mode: +o Frinya
<Phasom> : P
<Phasom> he's done his homework apparently
<sentient6> hahahaha
<Phasom> I wonder if he's ever seen them live
<Phasom> : )
<NdX> if you're playing guitar...
<NdX> and your fingers are bleeding...
<NdX> should I stop?
<Phasom> stop playing guitar
<Phasom> ^
<Mah> uhhh yeah
<Frinya> I wonder.....
<Frinya> dumbass
<Phasom> hahahaha
<bwnymph> good idea
<sentient6> bloody boner
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Mah> ive done that once but that was way back during my teenage sad years
<GroundXer> Bill Brasky once had sex with a cigarette machine.
<Mah> lmao@Warrel
<Phasom> no, I don't think he's playing with his wanker, warrel
<Phasom> at least, I hope not
<NdX> but you see:
<Phasom> if he is, he should stop
<NdX> I can't stop playing
<sentient6> who the hell is bill brasky
<bwnymph> haha @ bill brasky
<Phasom> but...also, if he is, he's talented
<Mah> i dont know who Bill Brasky is
<GroundXer> snl sketch. a bunch of drunk guys were sitting around talking about bill brasky.
<sentient6> hmmmmm
<Phasom> it's kind of like if you are singing
<Phasom> and stop coughing up blood
<Phasom> you should probably stop
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<Phasom> err...start
<Phasom> dear god
<Phasom> AGAIN!
<Mah> um...damn
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Frinya> aww
<Phasom> I'm never going to go to bed because of this
<Phasom> never
<bwnymph> dammit
<GroundXer> Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews!
<Phasom> 3:16
<GroundXer> More brasky jokes...
<bwnymph> "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"
<Frinya> I have to sign off in 20 minutes
<Phasom> no
<Frinya> : (
<Phasom> please
<Phasom> no more
<GroundXer> Brasky used to walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly and taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes....Brasky had to shoot the maid.
<Phasom> I said no
<Phasom> asshole
<GroundXer> your jokes are more stupid.
<GroundXer> talking about making out with your brother. ewww
<Phasom> at least they can be understood
<GroundXer> sometimes
<Phasom> and don't fly over most people's heads
<Phasom> jackass
<Mah> oh man..im beat but i dont wanna go to bed yet
<GroundXer> hey, thats good comedy.
<Phasom> and..you laugh
<Phasom> so shut up
<Phasom> no...
<GroundXer> or what? you'll argue with me over the internet?
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> Bill Hicks is good comedy
<GroundXer> yes
<GroundXer> bill hicks rules
<Phasom> :' (
<Phasom> R.I.P.
<GroundXer> too bad he had to die. of cancer, no less
<Phasom> yeah
<Phasom> from smoking
<Phasom> no less
<GroundXer> he always did that onstage
<Phasom> the very thing he knew he would die of
<Phasom> yeah
<GroundXer> with a glass of some drink
<Phasom> he was a genius though
<GroundXer> yeah, i'll agree with that
<Phasom> but...
<Phasom> still not quite Carlin
<Phasom> no one can touch Carlin
<GroundXer> I was just about to say the same thing.
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> I mean
<Phasom> Carlin is just as quick now as he was when he began
<Phasom> and that says something
<GroundXer> George Carlin is the single greatest comedian to ever walk the planet
<Phasom> yes
<Phasom> pure and utter genius
<GroundXer> where did everyone go?
<Frinya> dunno
<Phasom> maybe they got lost in our conversation
<Phasom> or maybe they went to sleep
<Phasom> let me test it
<Phasom> wait
<NdX> im playing with anus until warrel gets back
<Mah> im waiting for warrel to come back..then im gonna go
<Phasom> "A lot of christians wear crosses around their necks
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<NdX> errrrr....
<NdX> im playing with GUITAR until warrel gets back
<Phasom> do you think when jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross"
<Phasom> who?
<Phasom> ...
<GroundXer> i dunno
<GroundXer> who?
<Phasom> how?
<Phasom> where?
<Phasom> why?
<Phasom> Nick: Shaithys
<Phasom> Name: Sean Hass
<Phasom> Address: The@user-2ivfobq.dialup.mindspring.com
<Phasom> Channels: #nevermore
<Phasom> Idle time: None
<Phasom> Away info: None
<Phasom> Server: irc.choopa.net You can't always get what you want
<Phasom> Status: Normal user
<Mah> Shaithys is Sean...THC
* NdX sets mode: +o Shaithys
<Phasom> "are there actually women in the world who don't like to give blowjobs?"
<NdX> hello mr Heart collector
<bwnymph> hello!
<Phasom> "I see there are a lot of dates who have their fingers crossed"
<Shaithys> Hey Nico
<Frinya> yo
<Phasom> HEY!
<NdX> im sure you want to kill me now
<Phasom> HEART COLLECTOR!
<Mah> hes been trying to get on since like i told him Warrel was here
<Shaithys> Yes...I am THC!
<Mah> and now Warrel pinged out...
<Frinya> hehehe
<Phasom> Is bes L to the O to the M
<Phasom> yo
<Mah> he has to come back
<Shaithys> Gollum!
<Phasom> YES!
<Phasom> :D
<bwnymph> awwwwwww.....well he needs to get back here NOW then....yeah, cos my butt hurts and I'm sleepy...from the sleeping pills and stuff
<Mah> i dont wanna be Gimli
<Phasom> PPRRREEECCCCIIIOOOUUUSSSSS
<Phasom> I'll help ease your butt pains
<Phasom> ; )
<bwnymph> uh
<Mah> lol
<Phasom> ....
<GroundXer> o.o
<Phasom> or make them worse
<bwnymph> come to butthead
<Shaithys> I have something really sharp to sit on if that helps?
<Phasom> I don't know
<Phasom> but
<Mah> hahahahhahaha
<Phasom> there's only one way to find out
<Phasom> ; )
<bwnymph> I have heard of your witchking sword, but thanks sean
<NdX> don't listen to him, i have a better sharp object
<Mah> i need to find a screenshot of the original Zelda when you get a secret to everybody
<Phasom> bill hicks talking about blowjobs: "actually, one woman yelled out one night 'yeah, you ever tried it?'.......................................I said....yeah...almost broke my back"
<Phasom> hahahhahahahahaha
<Shaithys> Who said I had the witch king blade!?
<Phasom> that's the best joke ever
<Phasom> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha
<Mah> i never said that
<bwnymph> I thought jamie said you had one
<bwnymph> well, it could have been that crack I smoked earlier
<Shaithys> Oh that one.....
<Phasom> I have a banana
<NdX> I have a boner
<Phasom> ahahahahahahaaha
<NdX> like jim;s
<Phasom> *cough*
<Mah> ahhahahahaa
<Phasom> when is he getting back?
<NdX> er
<GroundXer> boners are cool ass people
<NdX> I mean
<Mah> i have a raging volcano
<NdX> a boner like JEFF'S
* Phasom decides to repeat the bill hicks joke
<bwnymph> eeeeek
<GroundXer> eww
<Phasom> bill hicks talking about blowjobs: "actually, one woman yelled out one night 'yeah, you ever tried it?'.......................................I said....yeah...almost broke my back"
<Phasom> ^it's just too good not to repeat
<Shaithys> Thank you for that information!
<Phasom> come on
<Phasom> that's freaking hilarious
<bwnymph> "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
<GroundXer> HAHA
<GroundXer> YYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
<Mah> what the hell is that shit?
<bwnymph> *to bill brasky!*
<GroundXer> Brasky IS A SNL SKETCH
<Mah> i dont watch SNL
<bwnymph> they had one or two on a couple of weeks ago on the best of will farrel pt 2
<Phasom> I quit watching snl
<Phasom> because it sucks now
<Shaithys> SAVAGE!
<Mah> and i think im going to go...
<bwnymph> awwwwwwww
<NdX> 4,1WinAmp isn't PLAYING... but Emperor - The Loss And Curse Of Reverence @ 1408kbps - 6m23s (11/11) is in the playlist!
<Mah> im really tired and my throat is fucking killing me
<Phasom> :'(
<NdX> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Phasom> warrel will be back
<bwnymph> feel better jamie ;-(
<Phasom> I promise you
<Frinya> bye
<Shaithys> What a mood killer...
<GroundXer> Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
<Mah> ill wait a little while longer and ill see if he returns
<bwnymph> good!
<NdX> woo!
<Phasom> yay!
<NdX> henceforth, all guitars are to be called BONERS
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Mah> but but..does that mean i have a boner?
<Phasom> *cough
<bwnymph> can I play your boner?
<bwnymph> uh, no
<Phasom> ahhahahaa
<bwnymph> thats not kosher
<NdX> so, I am playing with my boner right now
<Phasom> you can play my acoustic boner
<Shaithys> Sure looks like it now.
<Mah> dear lawd its awll ovah
<Phasom> because I suck at playing my boner
<bwnymph> I can't tune my boner
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<Phasom> told you he'd be back
<NdX> who wants to hear some vai on my boner?
<Phasom> okay, warrel
<bwnymph> wb wd
<Phasom> now we are talking about boners
<Phasom> can you play a boner?
<Mah> ohhh good..you came back
<NdX> but the word boner = guitar
<Mah> i was just gonna leave but now...i will not...
<Phasom> ssshhh
<Mah> :)
<Phasom> you weren't supposed to tell him yet
<Phasom> fool
* Phasom sets mode: +o sentient6
<NdX> so Mah, what kind of boner do you play with?
<sentient6> go to www.skinflute.tk HOT Swedish chicks
<Mah> HAHAHAHAHA
* Phasom doesn't trust warrel
<NdX> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsa
<Mah> hey Sean, follow the link
<Mah> i will not
<bwnymph> no thanks
<Shaithys> I'm on it
* NdX follows the link
<Phasom> someone be the ginny pig
<Mah> hehehe
<GroundXer> Hey warrel, Tee says she is sorry she sent you that message.
<sentient6> what msg?
* Frinya has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
<Phasom> anyone know about iris?
<Phasom> warrel?
<NdX> hey, he wasn't lying!
<GroundXer> did she send you a PM over AIM?
* Frinya has joined #nevermore
<Phasom> someone?
<Mah> i dont know Iris..really
* Phasom sets mode: +o Frinya
<Phasom> haven't talked to her in so long now
<NdX> Iris Van Goorstrat
<Phasom> :' (
<NdX> or was that Goorstat?
<sentient6> last time I talked to her on AIM I got disconnected
<Frinya> yeah, whatever happened to her?
<NdX> something like that
<NdX> she moved
<Mah> you have AIM Warrel?
<GroundXer> well tee said she sent you a message
<Phasom> yeah, I know she moved
<GroundXer> just now
<Phasom> she told me she was moving
<NdX> Warrel probobly doesn't want to talk to us on AIM
<NdX> we'd drive him nuts
<GroundXer> that wouldn't be fair to warrel
<Frinya> hey, I'm not crazy like the rest of you
<Mah> haha yeah because you scare him
<NdX> sure you are
<NdX> Frinya the witch
<Phasom> "did you pack your bags yourself"
<Mah> agreed Isabel
<Phasom> "no, carrot top packed my bags"
<Phasom> hahahahahahaha
<GroundXer> yeah, im gonna say that warrel doesn't have to give out his aim name unless he wants to because that isn't fair.
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> it's really not
<GroundXer> not fair to warrel.
<Phasom> but...just so you know
<Phasom> my aim name is Desolate Mortal
<GroundXer> mine is GroundXero3k
<Frinya> yeah, I'm ImmolationMaiden
<Frinya> feel free to talk to me
<Phasom> add me if you wish
<Mah> i am SuperMaharet
<GroundXer> me too
<Phasom> that goes to everyone
<Phasom> I need friends
<Phasom> I'm lonely
<NdX> since this is a festive namedropping:
<NdX> I am CharredSacrifice
<Mah> and no...i wont spam anyone unless they want some lovin LMAO
<bwnymph> StNoChase - who loves me?
<Phasom> I love you
<NdX> I love you
<Frinya> alrighty, I've got to get going
<Mah> i love you on MSN Sammy
<Phasom> I loved her first
<Shaithys> hey hey hey
<Mah> Later isabel
<GroundXer> i love you as well.
<NdX> shutup phasom
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> goodbye isabel
<Phasom> you shut up first
<bwnymph> bye bye isabel
<Frinya> I love you all
<Phasom> pothead
<Mah> :)
<NdX> I will challenge you to a duel over Samantha
<Frinya> goodbye
* Frinya has left #nevermore
* You were kicked by Phasom (I win)
Session Close: Mon Dec 29 02:33:59 2003

Session Start: Mon Dec 29 02:34:03 2003
Session Ident: #nevermore
* Now talking in #nevermore
* Topic is '<sentient6>where is Will?-WD-email mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net-Will <sentient6> I saw a porn called life in the fat lane'
* Set by Phasom!Phasom@ppp33mag.magnolia-net.com on Mon Dec 29 00:56:00
<NdX> fucker
<Phasom> alright, sammy
<Phasom> you're mine
<Phasom> : D
<Phasom> come to papa
<NdX> I meant with swords
<Mah> i win really..right Sammy? :p
<bwnymph> get yer cousin out of the bed and we're on
<Mah> ha
<Phasom> .....
<Phasom> my cousin is a guy
<Phasom> ......
* Phasom pushes him off the bed
<Shaithys> ...
<Phasom> his cock is too small anyway
<GroundXer> I will defeat you in a dual nico. You are canadian, canadians are weak.
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> ; )
<Mah> hey Sean
<Mah> hot swedish chicks?
<bwnymph> yep jamie was first, we shall pillage in our viking forest whilst you peasants watch
<Mah> are they there?
<Phasom> so....who followed that link
<NdX> dude:
<bwnymph> ummmmm
<NdX> you have obviously never heard of vimy ridge
<bwnymph> how do you know about your cousins thingy?
<Mah> i must know! about the hot swedish chicks
<Phasom> and is warrel lost in this conversation?
* Pyrus has joined #nevermore
<GroundXer> nope
<Phasom> PYRUS!
<Mah> :O REUBEN
<Phasom> OH MY GOD!
<Pyrus> eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<Phasom> JEWFRO!
<NdX> ahh fuck its him
<GroundXer> No, warrel is talking to tee
<Phasom> HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!
<Mah> hey Warrel, the Jewfro hath cometh
<Shaithys> No hot swedish chicks
<bwnymph> hello!
<Pyrus> *does fonzthing*
<Shaithys> Hey Pyrus.
<Pyrus> hey everyone
<Mah> dammit...he lies
<Phasom> JEWFR0!
<Phasom> JEWFR0!
* Mah sets mode: +o Pyrus
<Phasom> it's been so long
* Pyrus is now known as Jewfro
<Shaithys> He all had you going though
<Phasom> you big haired bastard
<Jewfro> it's getting bigger
<Mah> yay
<Phasom> that didn't sound right
<Phasom> but okay
* Phasom nods
<sentient6> talking to Tee .....brb
<Jewfro> the fucking humidity in Maui turnd my hair into...like
<Jewfro> ...I don't know what
<GroundXer> please don't tell me your proud of your hair pyrus. that is beyond weird.
<NdX> its swelling
<Jewfro> why wouldn't I be proud of my hair?
<Jewfro> it's my heritage
<NdX> to one big massive fro
<Mah> lol
<Mah> when Jewfros attack
<GroundXer> alrighty then
<NdX> lol
<GroundXer> part 5
<Jewfro> three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy koufax to the Jewfro
<Phasom> so
<Phasom> who needs to get a life?
<Mah> hahaha
<Phasom> I know I do
* Jewfro raises hand
<Phasom> it's almost 4 am
<Mah> i need to get to bed...
<bwnymph> me too
<Phasom> and I'm staying up to talk to some vocalist that hardly anyone knows
<Phasom> :p
<GroundXer> you wussies.
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> goodnight
<Jewfro> bah
<Mah> Well Warrel, it was lovely talking with you! :) i hope they dont eat your soul after i leave....
<Jewfro> if you were a TR00 fan, you'd stay up till sunrise
<Mah> and Sean will stay i hope...
<Phasom> I don't want to eat his soul
* NdX eats your soul
<bwnymph> byeeeeeeeeeeeee jamie!
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> ....
<Mah> ha
<NdX> PLAAAAAAAAAAYYYY THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD
<GroundXer> Warrel is still busy talking to tee.
<Phasom> obviously
<Jewfro> later Jamie
<NdX> OR ILL EAT YOUR SOUL!
<Jewfro> peace out
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> THE D!
<Phasom> THE D!
<Phasom> TENACIOUS D!
<Mah> yes well, tell him Vi Ses and Hej Hej, bye bye, and whatever
<GroundXer> I just bought the tenacious d dvd
<GroundXer> great shit
<Jewfro> Jeremy, are you losing your mind?
<Mah> :)
<Phasom> I want that
<Shaithys> Later sweets
<Mah> bye guys
<Phasom> bye
<NdX> so, sean,
<Phasom> : D
<GroundXer> bye
<Shaithys> Yes?
<Phasom> .....
<NdX> do you want to kill me for being the magister? :p
<Jewfro> oh hey, Sean, I didn't even know that was you
* Phasom hopes nico isn't going to ask what he thinks he's going to ask
<Jewfro> what
<Phasom> oh, good
<Jewfro> is up, dude?
<Phasom> he didn't
* Mah has quit IRC (Quit: <Mah> so..What Would Warrel Do? <sentient6> spank you)
<Shaithys> Not after i found out who you were.
<Phasom> hahaha
<NdX> oh, cool
<NdX> hahaha
<GroundXer> so, how about that NFL?
<GroundXer> NFL owns
<GroundXer> football
<GroundXer> yeah
<Phasom> watch Patriots and Rams go to the superbowl again
<Jewfro> NFL is lame
* Phasom shakes head
<NdX> CFL owns NFL
<GroundXer> so is your fro
<NdX> so there
<GroundXer> hehe
<Jewfro> I don't careabout sports until spring training
<Phasom> bu
<Phasom> t
<Phasom> I'm cheering on the Titans
<Phasom> : D
<Shaithys> Sports suck!
<GroundXer> football owns everything
<Jewfro> thenn I'm obessing over baseball
<bwnymph> HOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
<GroundXer> I'm rooting for the Chiefs
<Phasom> TRACK!
<NdX> but Hockey owns everything
<Phasom> TRACK!
<Phasom> RUNNING!
<bwnymph> HOCKEY.
<Phasom> everyone should run
<NdX> HOCKEY
<Phasom> period
<Jewfro> hockey is the lame compromise between civilization and bloodsport
<Phasom> okay, back to football
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> the cards beat the vikings
<NdX> I do run
<Phasom> in the last 2 seconds
<Jewfro> they shouldjust give up the pretense and beat the fuck out of each other with sticks
<NdX> running is good
<GroundXer> yeah, that game was awesome LOM
<Phasom> now greenbay is in
<Shaithys> Who wants to watch a bunch of guys in tight pants kick the shit out of each other?
<Phasom> I missed the game though
<GroundXer> and the pack beat the broncos!! haha broncos suck
<Phasom> I was at the theater watching RotK
<NdX> yeah, football sucks
<Phasom> and dolphins
<Phasom> they had a good record
<GroundXer> yeah, hockey sucks
<Phasom> but still aren't going
<Phasom> :(
<NdX> Ultimate Fighting Championship
<NdX> thats where its at
<GroundXer> thats cool
<Jewfro> shit, the new Exodus looks really, really good
<Phasom> warrel loves it
<Shaithys> I agree with Nico..UFC.
<Jewfro> sexcellent
<GroundXer> lol
<NdX> you're a homosexual
<Jewfro> and I knew Deadly Embrace was going to fellate thealbum no matter what, but his review looks convincing
<GroundXer> and your canadian which is worse.
<NdX> and I don't care if you have a girlfriend pyrus
<NdX> you're a homosexual
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<GroundXer> oh, for a sec i thought you were talking to me nico.
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> nevermind
* Phasom sets mode: +b *!*@207.189.224.194
<Jewfro> hey
* You were kicked by Phasom (no warrel for you)
Session Close: Mon Dec 29 02:44:23 2003

Session Start: Mon Dec 29 02:44:43 2003
Session Ident: #nevermore
* Now talking in #nevermore
* Topic is '<sentient6>where is Will?-WD-email mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net-Will <sentient6> I saw a porn called life in the fat lane'
* Set by Phasom!Phasom@ppp33mag.magnolia-net.com on Mon Dec 29 00:56:00
<NdX> cunt
<Phasom> hahaha
<GroundXer> so, warrel is quiet
<Phasom> he's talking to tee
<Phasom> remember
<Jewfro> I wasn't done denying your accusations against my heterosexuality
<GroundXer> i know.
<GroundXer> but he can do both
 
<NdX> lol
<Jewfro> I'm so heterosexual I even had sex with your mom
<Phasom> well
<Jewfro> as ugly as she is
<Jewfro> she has a vagina
<Jewfro> so I had sex with her
<Phasom> jewfr0 made sweet love to me last night
<Shaithys> You can have my mom!
<NdX> thats sick dude
<Jewfro> because I'M A MAN
<Phasom> so.....
<GroundXer> that was kind of lame
<bwnymph> well I guess I am going to bed then
<Phasom> he's bi
<Phasom> NO!
<Jewfro> it's two in the fucking morning
<NdX> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Phasom> :'(
<Jewfro> and my brain is on vacation
<Phasom> it's almost 4 here
<NdX> don't leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<bwnymph> its 4 AM here
<Phasom> yeah..it is
<Phasom> stupid central time
<GroundXer> do you have to be up in the morning sam?
<bwnymph> my rear has no feeling
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> you need a better cushion
<Phasom> like me
<Shaithys> Your under twenty years of age, Pyrus, of course your mind is on vacation...I'm 26 and mine has yet to return...
<bwnymph> I have to be at a meeting at 6....PM :)
<Jewfro> heheh
<bwnymph> my ass has plenty of cushion thank you
<Jewfro> yeah, but i'm actually on vacation
<Jewfro> it'swinter break
<Phasom> my mind is not on vacation
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<Jewfro> and I was in maui for a week
<Phasom> hahaha
<NdX> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Jewfro> fuck
<bwnymph> oh bother
<Shaithys> Nice
<GroundXer> Tee says she is sorry she cant make it to the chat
<Phasom> well, it'll be another 30 minutes before he gets back
<Phasom> well
<Phasom> I guess....hmm.....
<bwnymph> oooh its like the teachers gone
<Phasom> maybe I should run and get ready for bed while he is away
<Jewfro> heheheh
<Phasom> real quick
<bwnymph> lets talk dirty
<Jewfro> go for it
<Phasom> ...
<bwnymph> :p
<Phasom> but I might miss him
<Phasom> hmm....
<Jewfro> we'll yell if he comesback
<Phasom> but I need to get my contacts out
<Jewfro> really loud
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> still don't think I'll hear you
<Phasom> and my teeth need brushing
<Phasom> bah...I'm going for it
<bwnymph> hey - family guy finished
<GroundXer> yay
<GroundXer> watch it
<Jewfro> family guy \m/
<Jewfro> that show is fucking sweet
<bwnymph> I'll watch it tomorrow when my contacts aren't crispy and making my eyes bleed
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> ok
<Jewfro> I managed to catch a few episodes on vacation...so awesome
<Shaithys> Bleeding eyes, now there is a sexy sight...
<bwnymph> very \m/
<NdX> woo!
<NdX> take a picture
<Phasom> okay
<Phasom> he's not back
<bwnymph> I have a webcam, I could
<NdX> I'll use it as an album cover
<Phasom> I think I can do this
<Jewfro> whoah
<Jewfro> bleeding eye girl
<Jewfro> daaaamn
<Jewfro> what a visual
<NdX> that would be grim
<Jewfro> I need a cold shower
<bwnymph> indeed
<Phasom> okay
<Phasom> still not back
<Shaithys> I would suck that blood right up...
<Phasom> I think I can do it
<Phasom> my mom distracted me though
<Phasom> I don't think I can make it now
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> hmm...
<bwnymph> lol vampy
* Phasom goes for it
<NdX> I'm an ugly person, so I take pictures of beautiful people
<Jewfro> I don't take pictures...too lazy to develop film
<GroundXer> one hour photo
<bwnymph> I take webcam pics and send them to groundxer to scare him
<Shaithys> Same with me, i let jamie take the pics.
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> that don't scare me.
<bwnymph> I just look mad all the time huh
<GroundXer> except that one with your cat
<NdX> you probobly don't want to send pictures to me actually
<GroundXer> you looked happy
<Jewfro> he'll do something Satanic with them
<NdX> you have no idea what I might do with them
<bwnymph> cos you told me to
<bwnymph> yes you make nice things all 666
<GroundXer> yeah
<NdX> or a mastrubate
<NdX> .....................
<Shaithys> I could use a pic and practice with my Little Bastard Voodoo Kit?
<NdX> ......................
<NdX> right anyway
<bwnymph> haha @ sean
<Jewfro> simpsons reference
<Jewfro> take a drnk
<Shaithys> I could use a drink.
<NdX> hmmmm
<NdX> so could I
<Jewfro> so could I
<Jewfro> ahaha
<Jewfro> I'd feel guilty though
* NdX looks at his vodka bottle
<Jewfro> cause my dad just told me it's okay if I wanna smoke pot in my room (as long as it's not his)
<GroundXer> lol
<NdX> I have to finish this bastard before I go home
<Shaithys> A shot of vodka, a long island iced tea...
<NdX> its got 2/3s left
<Jewfro> long island iced tea...isn't that the one where you just pour a shot of everything into one glass?
<GroundXer> oke pot in my rooShaithys> I could use a drink.
<NdX> and 5 days to finish it
<GroundXer> <NdX> hmmmm
<GroundXer> <NdX> so could I
<GroundXer> <Jewfro> so could I
<GroundXer> <Jewfro> ahaha
<GroundXer> <Jewfro> I'd feel guilty though
<GroundXer> * NdX looks at his vodka bo
<GroundXer> lol
<bwnymph> I am allergic to alcohol, dammit
<GroundXer> so thats how you copy it
<GroundXer> hehe
<GroundXer> so does your face swell up if you drink a beer or something?
<Shaithys> Allergic to alcohol? That's fucking shitty...I would have to risk killing myself just to drink.
<Jewfro> oh man
<Jewfro> that's really horrible
<bwnymph> I turn red/purple and I get really really hot and my face and arms and legs get numb and stiff
<GroundXer> damn
<bwnymph> as I said, its like a penis
<NdX> okay, im at the bottom of the word vodka on the absolut
<GroundXer> that sucks sam
<Shaithys> Poor Sammy...
<Phasom> woo!
<Phasom> he isn't back
<Phasom> maybe he's not coming back....
<Jewfro> wow
<GroundXer> hold on
<Phasom> I'm very fast
<bwnymph> yeah...I tried to cure it by popping pills but now I'm in NA for that, so I'm fucked
<Jewfro> I'm sorry to hear that
<Shaithys> maybe he passed out from all the consumption of booze?
<NdX> Warrel sez:
<NdX> GREY GOOSE IS DA SHIZZLE YO
<bwnymph> cure it = tried to get messed up in lieu of alkyhol
<bwnymph> uh...huh
<Jewfro> hmmmm
<Jewfro> no pills, no booze
<Shaithys> hey sammy, my Brandon thinks your hot.
<Jewfro> I guess there are worse things
<bwnymph> yeah jamie said he wanted to know how fat I was
<Jewfro> hah, Brandon...that dude's crazy
<Shaithys> He's leary but we showed him a picture...he can't shut up about it.
<Shaithys> You hit the nail right on the head there Pyrus
<bwnymph> LOL whats he saying?
<Shaithys> Wanting to know how fast i could arrange to get you here with all my preternatural vampiric power he thinks I have..
<bwnymph> smoke much crack does he?
<NdX> hahahaha
<bwnymph> lol
<Shaithys> Maybe
<bwnymph> what picture did you show him?? you musta photoshopped one
<Shaithys> Your avatar
<bwnymph> ah
<Phasom> whoa
<Phasom> it's really hot in my room
* Phasom turns the heater down
<Phasom> burning up
* Phasom strips down to his boxers
<Shaithys> We told him we could slap a wig on his head to give him long hair, since he is incapable of growing it.
<Phasom> whoa...my legs are sweaty
<bwnymph> damn you and your sexy talk jeremy
<Jewfro> he can't grow his hair long? bummer
<Jewfro> what happens when he tries?
<bwnymph> yeah....I like the long hair :-(
<Shaithys> No, it mullets out if he does..
<Phasom> ;)
<bwnymph> hahaha
<bwnymph> mullets out
<bwnymph> hehe
<Jewfro> ahhhhhh
<NdX> hahahahahaha
<Jewfro> hahahaha
<Phasom> my hair.........
<Phasom> sucks ass
<Phasom> it's so curly
<Shaithys> He doesn't have the grace to have long flowing locks of hair like little ole me.
<Phasom> not like your jewfr0 though
<Jewfro> my hair...well, y'all know
<Phasom> not even close
<NdX> hey pyrus, im closing in on your postcount
<NdX> about 200 off
<Phasom> hahahaha
<GroundXer> haha
<Jewfro> oh my god
<bwnymph> have any brothers sean?
<NdX> lol
<Jewfro> what the hell have you been DOING?!
<Phasom> posting
<NdX> uhhh
<Phasom> like a maniac
<NdX> posting
<Shaithys> I have two stepbrothers, all assholes, no hair, and one half brother who is about as sharp as a candybar.
<Phasom> I have a brother
<Jewfro> but, like, do you actually have 3000 posts worth of stuff to say?
<Phasom> but he's a fool
<bwnymph> pfffffffffft
<NdX> hahahaha
<bwnymph> lol
<bwnymph> bald assholes and candybars, gotcha
<Shaithys> I have a sister who is jealous cause my hair is better than hers...
<Phasom> hahahahaaha
<GroundXer> haithys is The@user-2ivfobq.dialup.mindspring.com * Sean Hass
<GroundXer> Shaithys on @#nevermore
<GroundXer> Shaithys using irc.choopa.net You can't always get what you want
<GroundXer> Shaithys End of /WHOIS list.
<GroundXer> HAHA
<Phasom> my dog humps my arm
<bwnymph> pretty sean!
<GroundXer> fucking around with this thing
<Phasom> all of the time
<Shaithys> Yes, I am...the Brat Prince!
<Phasom> and she starts biting me while she's humping
<Phasom> violent whore
<bwnymph> samantha has a date for her birthday! *checks paper to see if hell froze over*
<GroundXer> this MIRC thing is really adequated compared to other chat programs
<Jewfro> dogs are violent
<Shaithys> Hey there is nothign wrong with biting!
<Phasom> silence, vamp
<Jewfro> saywhat now, sam?
<Shaithys> Back to your corner Gollum!
<Phasom> hell did freeze over
<Phasom> I mean
<bwnymph> a date! with a male! with long hair!
<Phasom> do you not remember arnold?
<bwnymph> same guy I went to nevermore with
<Jewfro> congrats
<Phasom> becoming governor
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> DEMON!
<Phasom> DEMON OF THE FALL!
<Phasom> DEMON!
<Phasom> DEMON OF THE FALL!
<NdX> lol
<Phasom> DEMON!
<Phasom> DEMON OF THE FALL!
<bwnymph> I don't know if its a date though, cos I don't have a desire to see him naked, but hes paying so its all god
<Phasom> DEMON!
<bwnymph> good
<NdX> OPETH
<NdX> OPETH
<Phasom> DEMON OF THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHLLLLL!
<NdX> Opeth Roadtrip 2004 is in 3wks 1day 12hrs 52mins 46secs
<Phasom> ....
<Jewfro> ENOUH WITH THE FUCKING OPETH?
<Shaithys> That bad without clothes, eh Sammy?
<Jewfro> er, that's a "!"
<Phasom> why do you have to have a desire to see him naked for it to be a date?
<Jewfro> Opeth roadtrip? dear god in heaven
<NdX> hahahaha
<NdX> yes
<bwnymph> actually he's really nice looking, I showed jamie a picture ..just hung up on my ex or something
<NdX> an OPETH roadtrip
<bwnymph> I have an OPETH roadtrip too
<Shaithys> Now she didn't tell me that...
<Phasom> I don't understand why you let carnal lust dictate your life
<bwnymph> Three days, three days
<Phasom> :p
<NdX> my carnal lust...
<NdX> for OPETH
<NdX> dictates my life
<Phasom> hahahahahahaaha
<NdX> :p
<Phasom> RUN AWAAAAAYYYYY!
<Phasom> RUN AWAAAAAYYYYY!
<Phasom> RUN AWAAAAAYYYYY!
<bwnymph> I just showed it to her to see if he was ugly for real or if it was just me, she said he was celtic looking is all, lol
<Phasom> RUN AWAAAAAYYYYY!
<Phasom> RUN AWAAAAAYYYYY!
<NdX> mikael and peter sure are sexy
<Phasom> RUN AWAAAAAYYYYY!
<Phasom> just one second
<Phasom> and I was left with nothing
<Phasom> !
<Phasom> \m/
<Shaithys> Yes, i have spoiled her, thoroughly.
* Phasom lights a....lighter....
<bwnymph> uh oh
<bwnymph> that's good
<bwnymph> I suppose
<bwnymph> hehe
<NdX> her fragnace wafts away
<Jewfro> damnit
<Phasom> I'm totally hot
<NdX> that day came to an end
<bwnymph> there is no better than mikael
<NdX> and she had loooooostt in meeeeeee
<Shaithys> Haven't had any complaints yet..
<NdX> her crreeeedddeeeennneccceeeeeee
<Phasom> CCCRREEEEEEDDDDEEEEENNNCCEEE!
<bwnymph> course not, you walk with the night ;-)
<Jewfro> CREEDCEN CLEARWATER REVIVAVL!!
<Jewfro> pardon he typos
<Phasom> woo
<Phasom> whoa
<Jewfro> I can't see what I'm tying
<NdX> I think Pyrus hates me now
<Shaithys> That i do...the perfect Lestat clone!
<Phasom> wow
<GroundXer> NP: Metal Church - Metal Church
<Jewfro> for reasons that are very confusing
<GroundXer> NP: Metal Church - Metal Church
<GroundXer> yeeahh
<Jewfro> Metal Church \m/
<GroundXer> haha
<Jewfro> I was just listening to hthat an hour aor so ago
<Phasom> so...warrel's not coming back I take it
<GroundXer> fuck yeah
<Phasom> I hurried for no reason
<GroundXer> that song or album?
<Phasom> :(
<bwnymph> yup you two are so cute, makes me sick
<bwnymph> haha
<Shaithys> Warrel! Come back, come back!
<Phasom> I could've taken my time in the bathroom
<Jewfro> album
<Phasom> and masturbated
<Phasom> and stuff
<Shaithys> Makes her blush.
<Jewfro> Gods of Wrath fucking owns
<GroundXer> i was thinking of getting that album. Do all the songs rule?
<Jewfro> welll...
<Jewfro> Beyond the Black & Gods or Wrath are genius (along w./ title track)
<Jewfro> and then there's generally a bunch of rocking stuff
<NdX> 4,1WinAmp isn't PLAYING... but Emperor - The Loss And Curse Of Reverence @ 1408kbps - 6m23s (11/11) is in the playlist!
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Alsvartr (The Oath) 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 4s 0,1OF4,1 4m18s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 1 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<Phasom> isn't gods of wrath the title track?
<Jewfro> oh, and Battallions, which is basically every song Hammerfall's ever done with slightly less annoying vox
<Phasom> if it's called gods of wrath
<Jewfro> no, it's called Metal Church
<Phasom> oh goddamn it
<Phasom> sorry
<Phasom> it's late
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> I'm sure you understand
<Jewfro> no worries
<Jewfro> I wish I has drunk or high or something
<Shaithys> After a hundred pages, Warrel hasn't come back...dammit!
<GroundXer> ok pyrus. if you had to rate Metal Church's self titled out of 10. what would you give it?
<Phasom> okay, I'm going to post our conversation with warrel now
<Phasom> since it seems like he isn't coming back
<GroundXer> he is still online though
<GroundXer> talking to tee
<bwnymph> my butt no longer hurts, I cant feel it
<NdX> think that its wrong that I don't have ops
<Phasom> no
<Phasom> well, I'll go ahead and post it
<Phasom> then wait
<Phasom> more can be pasted
<Jewfro> uh....lemme think
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> ok
<Jewfro> eight
<Jewfro> I gues
<Phasom> OH CRAP!
<bwnymph> how come youre up so late sean?
<GroundXer> not too bad
<Phasom> I don't have the beginning
<Phasom> shit
<Phasom> because my internet disconnected
<Phasom> damn it
<Shaithys> late? It's only twenty after two...
<Phasom> okay, nico
<Phasom> you post it
<Shaithys> Its still night outside.
<Jewfro> worth it just for those three songs
<Phasom> everyone needs to see this
<bwnymph> hmmmm....stupid cst
<NdX> 0,1I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO4,1 Emperor - Alsvartr (The Oath) 0,1AT THE FUCKING BITRATE OF4,1 1408kbps 0,1THE FUCKING SONG IS AT4,1 3m1s 0,1OF4,1 4m18s 0,1THIS IS FUCKING SONG NUMBER4,1 1 0,1OF FUCKING4,1 11 0,1IN MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. 
<Jewfro> oh,and ther'es a sweer cover of highway star
<Jewfro> I mean, everyone knows Deep Purple rocks, right?
<NdX> Highwaystar!
<Phasom> PERFECT STRANGERS!
<Jewfro> CHcild in time \m/
<NdX> Deep Purple rocks...
<Shaithys> What are you doing up so late, Sammy?
<bwnymph> ....perfect strangers?
<NdX> Manowar KILLS
<Phasom> smoke on the water.....
<NdX> :p
<Phasom> hahahahahahaaha
* You were kicked by Phasom (NdX)
Session Close: Mon Dec 29 03:16:06 2003

Session Start: Mon Dec 29 03:16:09 2003
Session Ident: #nevermore
* Now talking in #nevermore
* Topic is '<sentient6>where is Will?-WD-email mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net-Will <sentient6> I saw a porn called life in the fat lane'
* Set by Phasom!Phasom@ppp33mag.magnolia-net.com on Mon Dec 29 00:56:00
<Phasom> :p
<GroundXer> I TOLD TEE TO TELL WARREL TO GET HIS ASS IN HERE.
<NdX> fuck thats annoying
<Phasom> you had to be kicked for that
<bwnymph> bored, lonely....and the cat wont move without biting me :-(
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> there's only so much I can take
<bwnymph> shes on the bed
<Phasom> I'll bite her
<Phasom> I can bite your cat...right?
<Jewfro> I'm watching my cat
<Phasom> ...
<bwnymph> that sounds .........so wrong
<Jewfro> because last time we went on vacatoin
<Phasom> YOU HAVE A CAT?!
<Shaithys> I haven't learned the cloud gift yet...or I'd come visit, lol...Been reading too much Anne Rice in the past week.
<Jewfro> when we can back he shit in our closets
<Jewfro> yeah
<Phasom> I thought you were a guy?
<Jewfro> he name's Toby (October)
<Jewfro> errrr
<Phasom> ....
<Jewfro> *looks at Jeremy weird*
<Phasom> :D
<Jewfro> the SPCA named him, not us
<Jewfro> he's really fucking paranoid
<Phasom> your cat is paranoid?
<Phasom> of big cocks?
<bwnymph> sean - finished blood canticle?
<Jewfro> of everything
<Shaithys> Yeah, I finished it...then I threw it.
<bwnymph> no good?
<Shaithys> Lestat was a whining bitch.
<bwnymph> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
<bwnymph> how could she?
<Phasom> wow...so late....
<Shaithys> He wanted to be coanonized as a Saint, he let Rowan escape him,kicked himself for allowing her to leave after asking him to make her a vampire...though he did finger her, and then he left, the book ended...SHIT!
<Phasom> yet..I'm not sleepy
<Jewfro> it happens
<Jewfro> energy surges and shit
<Jewfro> i'll wear off
<Jewfro> it'll*
<Phasom> yeah
<Jewfro> and then you'll fall face-down on your keybaord
<Phasom> it's from warrel's........
<Phasom> amazing..........................
<Phasom> ..............................................
<Phasom> "job" tonight
<Phasom> o_O
<Phasom> why do I always do that?
<Phasom> god, I'm getting sick of my homosexual jokes
<bwnymph> eh? wot? well crap...I was re-reading both series since it had been so long, I'm waaaaaaaaaay at the beginning now....well, bother!
<Phasom> they're just retarded
<GroundXer> TEE SAYS THAT WARREL KEEPS TRYING TO CONNECT TO MIRC BUT HE CAN'T
<Shaithys> I started reading Blood and Gold, cause Marius isn't a little whining arrogant prick.
<Jewfro> grrr
<Jewfro> stupid MIRC
<Jewfro> keeping us away from Warel
<Phasom> hahahahaa
<GroundXer> So i told tee to tell warrel to restart his comp
<Phasom> no
<Phasom> he just needs to find the right server
<GroundXer> shut it
<GroundXer> hehe
<Phasom> tell her
<Phasom> to tell him
<Phasom> to use this
<GroundXer> well thats what i do if i can't connect.
<Phasom> .../server efnet.xs4all.nl
<GroundXer> I restart and then it works.
<Phasom> ^that server will work
<Phasom> he doesn't need to restart his computer
<GroundXer> told her
<GroundXer> keep in mind that tee is at work and trying to talk to warrel so im kind of on the backburner
<Phasom> alrighty
* Phasom keeps that in mind
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> good job
<Shaithys> She just wants warrel all for herself...
<GroundXer> lol
<bwnymph> grrrrrrrrr
<bwnymph> I want warrel too
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> she must die
<bwnymph> :p
<Phasom> SHE MUST BE TAKEN DOWN!
<Shaithys> Where's my pitchfork and torch!
<Phasom> HER REIGN MUST END!
<GroundXer> lol
* Phasom grabs a cow
<Phasom> .....oops
<bwnymph> I ate an entire jar of green olives in an hour. *vomits*
<GroundXer> a good old fasioned southern riot
* Phasom puts the cow down and grabs a chicken
<Phasom> damn it....
<GroundXer> ewww
<Jewfro> I'll smother her with my jewfro
<Shaithys> Ewwwwwwww
* Phasom puts down the chicken and grabs a moose
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> DAMN IT!
<bwnymph> I love green olives
<bwnymph> but....ew
* Phasom puts down the moose and grabs his penis
<GroundXer> i know
<Shaithys> Least they weren't pickles...
<GroundXer> ewww
<Jewfro> huuuurk
<Jewfro> that's pretty foul
<Phasom> ooohhh
<bwnymph> tummy.....aching
<Phasom> ...not..that's still not right though
<bwnymph> oooh I love pickles too!
<GroundXer> i like pickles on my hamburger
* Phasom puts down his penis..........grabs penis.....puts it down....grabs penis....puts it down.....grabs penis
<Phasom> OOOHHH GODD
<Shaithys> I LOATHE pickles...my ex would drink the juice fromt he jar and then try to kiss me...NO WAY IN HELL!
<bwnymph> hahaha
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> OOOOOHHHH!!!
<Phasom> *orgasm*
<Phasom> alrighty...
* Phasom grabs pitchfork
<Phasom> let's kill her
<GroundXer> ...
<Phasom> :D
<Jewfro> uh
<Jewfro> I kinda lost track of the goal
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<bwnymph> when my ex was younger he worked at a pizza place and said he put green olives on pizzas in the ovens to cover up the smell of his pot smoke
<Phasom> kill...tee
<Phasom> so we can have warrel
<Jewfro> oh
<Jewfro> hey wait
<Jewfro> I don't wanna kill tee
<Jewfro> tee's cool
<Shaithys> KILL TEE!
<Phasom> of course...then I'm going to have to kill the rest of you
<Jewfro> how about if we just kidnap her?
<Phasom> so I can have him for myself
<Jewfro> then Warrel will follow
<Shaithys> Lock her in the basement?
<bwnymph> chloroform?
<Shaithys> Charge five bucks a head?
<NdX> chloroform is good
<Phasom> yes....
<Phasom> o_O
<Phasom> 4:32
<Jewfro> chlorform...hmmm...
<Phasom> my mom just came in and fussed at me for staying up
<Phasom> "I'm going to wake you up when I do"
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> :)
<bwnymph> my dad will be up in 30 minutes and wonder what the hell I'm doing...no he wont Im always up
<Phasom> she doesn't understand that I lust for warrel
<Shaithys> That's when you put your foot down and say, " Mom go to hell, I'm waiting for God to come back."
<bwnymph> I understand sweetie
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> I would never tell her to go to hell
<Phasom> I love my mommie
<Phasom> mommy
<Phasom> momma
<bwnymph> btw am watching family guy
<Phasom> mother
<Shaithys> lol we all love mommies.
<Jewfro> FAMILY GUY
<Phasom> mummie
<GroundXer> do you like it Sam?
<bwnymph> so far, so good
<GroundXer> told you
<GroundXer> told you
<bwnymph> mmm doritos
<Shaithys> Doritos?
<bwnymph> no no no, tummyache!
<bwnymph> I dunno, the dude has doritos
<Shaithys> Doesn't anyone eat twinkies anymore?
<bwnymph> oooooh!
<bwnymph> tempting
<Phasom> warrel obviously does
<Phasom> look at his cheeks
<bwnymph> lol
<Phasom> he's so puffy
<Phasom> aww
<Phasom> so cute
<Jewfro> I hate twinkies, man
<Jewfro> I hate pseudofood
<Phasom> how about
<bwnymph> ever seen deep fried twinkies?
<Phasom> SUSHI!
<GroundXer> hey pyrus. I have a recommendation for you. what do you think of Annihilator?
<Phasom> deep fried
<Phasom> no one
<bwnymph> yessum
<Phasom> I live in the south
<Shaithys> hey when the world goes by nuclear holocaust, only twinkies and cockroaches will survive!
<Phasom> yet even I have not seen that
<NdX> hahahaha
<Jewfro> Annihilator...
<bwnymph> saw em at the new mexico state fair
<Phasom> aren't twinkies bad enough for you already?
<Jewfro> I have Carnivl Diablos
<Jewfro> it's pretty badass
<bwnymph> yeah like they wont kill you as they are
<Phasom> do you really need to deep fry them?
<NdX> I should sleep
<GroundXer> that is the album i was going to recommend.
<GroundXer> lol
<NdX> for for some reason I wont
<Jewfro> heheh
<NdX> lets have a good group wanking
 
<Jewfro> errr
<bwnymph> what if we have nothing to wank?
<GroundXer> did you get carnival diablos online or at a store?
<Jewfro> store
<GroundXer> really? what store?
<NdX> I could help you with that ;D
<Jewfro> Amoeba Music
<Jewfro> used CD store here in SF
<Phasom> sammy
<Jewfro> great place
<Jewfro> got it for like 8 bucks
<Phasom> I think my penis can reach you from here
<Phasom> just open up your window
<NdX> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Phasom> I'll slide it through
<GroundXer> nice
<GroundXer> brb
<NdX> mine can reach there too
<Phasom> (it's because I'm right outside her window)
<bwnymph> yeah I AM southwest from you....just about the right angle for your banana wang
<NdX> we'll have to have a cockfight
<Phasom> I'm looking at her cat right now
<Phasom> so furry
<bwnymph> what color is it?
<Shaithys> Sammy, there is an ugly Gollum outside your window!
<Phasom> aww
<Phasom> she's petting it
<Phasom> I don't know
<Phasom> it's too dark
<bwnymph> haha loser
<bwnymph> I have the brightest damn lights in here
<bwnymph> hurts the eyes
<Phasom> wait...what is that she's sticking in its bum?
<bwnymph> a cheese it
<Phasom> oh god.....that's so hot
* Phasom videotapes
<Phasom> she's sticking a cheese it in her pussy bum
<Phasom> that takes talent
<bwnymph> then you're going to eat it
<Phasom> mad skills, yo
<Phasom> OMG!!#@)!@3!
<Phasom> YES!
<Shaithys> Whoa!
<Phasom> I'm up for tuna
<Jewfro> wow
<Jewfro> kinky
<Phasom> UP!
<Phasom> FOR TUNA!
<NdX> kadsjf;asdkjfa;sidsoaidhdfasdkfjsa
<NdX> I am semi concious
<NdX> this is cool
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> holy crap
<Phasom> it's almost 5 in the morning
<NdX> hahahahahahaha
<bwnymph> sure is
<Phasom> jesus
<GroundXer> yup
<bwnymph> you twisted screwball
<Phasom> poor us in central time
<NdX> no sleep till bedtime!
<Phasom> !
<Phasom> SYL!
<Shaithys> Almost three am...
<Phasom> ROAR!
<GroundXer> 4:38
<Phasom> funny
<Phasom> I have 4:42
<Phasom> :p
<bwnymph> its almost like an orgy
<Phasom> my computer clock is like a minute off though
<Phasom> yeah
<Phasom> an orgy without the sex
<bwnymph> can we say we've been to an orgy? please? I so want to be cool
<Jewfro> ahahahah
<Jewfro> "an orgy without the sex"
<Jewfro> dunno why, but that's funny
<Phasom> :D
<Shaithys> Can't have an orgy without the sex!
<Phasom> it's because I said it
<Phasom> I'm a genius
<Phasom> :)
<NdX> well lets see
<NdX> sammy is the only girl here
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> you're wrong
<NdX> so if we have an orgy
<Phasom> ct is here
<Phasom> in spirit
<Jewfro> hmmmm
<NdX> ,,,,
<NdX> hmmmm
<bwnymph> that makes me pretty damn lucky
<Jewfro> yeah, but derrick would kill us
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> we're screwing ct in her sleep
<Shaithys> And pretty damn sore...
<NdX> I call the anus!
<bwnymph> no wonder my butt hurts
<bwnymph> fuckers.
<Shaithys> lmao
<Phasom> eww
<Phasom> poo
<Phasom> stay away from the pooper
<NdX> :p
<bwnymph> that's what enemas are for, fool
<Phasom> exactly
<GroundXer> back
<Phasom> go for the cranberry sauce instead
<bwnymph> pick a fold, any fold
<Phasom> hahahahahahahaa
<Phasom> <sentient6> I saw a porn called life in the fat lane
<Phasom> holy crap
<Phasom> that was so funny
<Jewfro> my frineds saw this pron recently
<Phasom> nico
<Phasom> post the chat
<Jewfro> that was like midget pron
<GroundXer> ewww
<Jewfro> and had a midget doing pullups on a guy's penis attatchment
<Shaithys> Now if a certain someone was feeling better...illnesses suck...
<Phasom> hahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahhahaha
<GroundXer> O.O
<bwnymph> ehhhh...
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> attachment?
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> o_O
<Jewfro> yeah
<Phasom> ....
<Jewfro> it was like a big covering thingy
<Jewfro> or something
<Jewfro> I dunno
<Phasom> .........
<Jewfro> I'lll be back in a bit
<Phasom> o_O
<Shaithys> o_O
<bwnymph> I miss warrel
<bwnymph> dammit
<Phasom> I know
<Phasom> ...
<Shaithys> We want Warrel!
<Phasom> him and I were getting along so well
<Phasom> :'(
<Phasom> I think we were hitting it off
<bwnymph> I talk to a guy here, just cos he has long blonde hair down to his ass....is that wrong of me?
<Phasom> ;)
<bwnymph> :p
<Phasom> yes
<GroundXer> Tee says that warrel seems to be getting tired.
<Phasom> do you hate me because my hair isn't long?
<Shaithys> No...Jamie wants mine to be that long...
<bwnymph> I hate you cos you don't live in dallas
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> :(
<bwnymph> do you want to grow your hair that long?
<Phasom> that's not nice
<Shaithys> I was in Dallas in 2000
<bwnymph> I'm kidding, I've known this guy way before I knew of nevermore
<Phasom> I've never been to dallas
<bwnymph> for what?
<Phasom> in fact...I've never been to Texas
<Phasom> well...I take that back
<Shaithys> The first time i was on my way to the Military and the second time was on my way back home.
<Phasom> I've been to Texarkana many times
<bwnymph> military! bah!
<bwnymph> what branch?
<NdX> military?
<Shaithys> It sucked, they broke my knee
<Phasom> my brother was in the navy
<Phasom> until he was released
<Phasom> for some reason that no one knows of
<Phasom> except for him
<Phasom> and he won't say
<Shaithys> I was regular Army, going into Sniper training.
<bwnymph> dont ask, don't tell....
<Phasom> we went to Chicago to see him at his base
<Phasom> god
<Phasom> their pizza was awesome
<Phasom> and that was so long ago...I was in third grade
<bwnymph> good thing you got out
<Phasom> but the plane ride was awesome
<bwnymph> sorry bout your knee though, that blows
<bwnymph> howd it break?
<bwnymph> mmmmmmmmm pizaa
<bwnymph> pizza
<bwnymph> even
<Shaithys> Yeah, can't toss Jamie around like i should.
<bwnymph> eeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Shaithys> Someone cracked me in the leg with a rifle.
<Phasom> and before we left, my parents gave me this pill....and I couldn't swallow it, so I let it melt in my mouth
<Phasom> god that was horrible
<bwnymph> *covers ears* didnt hear that sean
<Phasom> ouch
<Shaithys> Yes you did!
<bwnymph> okay then
<Shaithys> M16's hurt like a son of a bitch!
<bwnymph> one time I got jizz in my ear and it took me two days to get it all out.
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> o_O
<Phasom> someone has bad aim
<bwnymph> indeed.
<Phasom> you don't have to worry about my blowing a load in your face...it'll fly off to the side
<bwnymph> banana wang
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> :D
<Shaithys> And hit your right back in the face?
<Phasom> no...I don't think cum does that
<Phasom> it's not a frisbee, man
<bwnymph> boomerang
<Phasom> yes
<Shaithys> Never can tell, it is known to do some weird aerodynamic shit.
<Phasom> boomerang
<Phasom> would make more sense
<Phasom> hahaha
<bwnymph> I didn't live in australia and learn nothin!
<Phasom> whoa...
<bwnymph> hit yourself in the face?
<Phasom> I didn't know that thread about EoR was still alive
<Phasom> dude....what the hell?
<Phasom> My favorite song by Nevermore by the way is: Lucust
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> Lucust?
<Phasom> that's not even a word
<Phasom> let alone a nevermore song
<Phasom> jesus
<bwnymph> uh...yeah
<Phasom> (I don't remember how to spell it, but very interesting lyrics asking God why this is happening)
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> this guy should be shot
* Phasom reads on
<Shaithys> I want whatever Phasom is smoking...
<NdX> warrel thought I was on weed earlier
<bwnymph> you and me, buddy
<NdX> that was funny
<Phasom> <Shaithys> I want whatever Phasom is smoking...
<Phasom> what are you talking about?
<Shaithys> What are you talking about?
<Phasom> I'm pointing out this devilmanozzy's ignorance
<bwnymph> theres another jar of olives in the fridge.
<Shaithys> No more olives!
<Phasom> it's the "Yes I guess my post is a flame but..." thread
<bwnymph> yes sir.
<NdX> I'm talking about det som engang var! a black metal masterpiece by BURZUM
<bwnymph> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! YES!
<bwnymph> good song
<Phasom> Lucust?
<Phasom> I think you be meaning "The Lotus Eaters"
<Phasom> how can someone get the spelling THAT wrong?
<Phasom> YES! KARMIC@
<Phasom> GO KARMIC!
<NdX> so...
<bwnymph> I got a burzum cd for christmas...I dont know why
<Phasom> so...this guy is not a fake account...is he?
<Phasom> unbelievable
<Shaithys> lol
<NdX> has anyone heard the CD: "The Tenth Sublevel Of Suicide" by Leviathan
<bwnymph> nope
<NdX> its awesome
<GroundXer> No.
<NdX> Bay Area Black Metal :p
<bwnymph> how come warrel isnt being shared
<bwnymph> dammit
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> he's probably asleep now
<Phasom> like I should be
<GroundXer> no he isnt
<bwnymph> I'm a girl too *flashes*
<Shaithys> Cause Tee wants all of HIM!
<NdX> i should.... WOAH
<NdX> *catches the flash*
<NdX> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
<bwnymph> haha right
<GroundXer> boobtacular
<bwnymph> I've flashed one guy on um, and well he caught the live show, so...
<bwnymph> :p
<Phasom> you aren't supposed to catch a flash
<Phasom> you're supposed to gently caress
<Shaithys> Wow...
<NdX> you don't understand
<NdX> I see
<NdX> I like
<NdX> I feel
<NdX> :D
<Phasom> hahaahahaha
<Phasom> so that's why you grabbed my crotch
<NdX> yes
<bwnymph> queers
<GroundXer> tee says hi. lol
<bwnymph> warrel hog
<NdX> :(
<Shaithys> Tell her to give him back!
<bwnymph> *stomps foot* oink
<GroundXer> I told tee to tell warrel to get his ass in here.
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> well, it didn't work
<Shaithys> But but but?
<GroundXer> huh huh huh?
<bwnymph> what if we all get on our webcams and cry?
<GroundXer> no, how about you send me a pic on your webcam? :D
<Shaithys> Somehow that may work...But if you got on a webcam and were to flash for Warrel he might come back?
<bwnymph> you already have some, mister
<GroundXer> i know.
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> busted
<Phasom> ...
<Phasom> I don't...have a webcam
<GroundXer> hahahahahaha'
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> give me his address
* Jewfro has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
<bwnymph> I think I would just blind him with the whiteness of my skin and then he'd be stevie wonder warrel
<Phasom> and I'll go flash him real quick
<Shaithys> lol
<Phasom> or just...
<GroundXer> Wonder Warrel. thats funny
<Phasom> Wonder Dane
<Shaithys> I would have jamie do it, but then i would have to take his eyes.
* Pyrus has joined #nevermore
<bwnymph> lol
<bwnymph> possessive
* Phasom sets mode: +o Pyrus
<NdX> ...
<Pyrus> okay, I'm back
<Shaithys> Guilty
<bwnymph> I am but never been with a guy that is
<Pyrus> I will now join the queue waiting for Warrel's return
<NdX> suck my dong
<bwnymph> suck my dogs dick
<Phasom> dude...I so have to go to bed
<NdX> so do i
<Phasom> I'm never going to wake up if I don't
<Shaithys> She gets worshipped, so she should be happy.
<bwnymph> but but...wesley willis
<bwnymph> I would be
<bwnymph> so she should be
<Phasom> if I had someone....
<Phasom> she would never NOT see me
<Phasom> but I wouldn't be possessive
<Pyrus> you';d just stalk her?
<Phasom> I would probably be more like a puppy
<Shaithys> And slobber?
<bwnymph> and...nibble?
<Pyrus> I don't know if I have someone...it's all fucking up in theair right now
<Pyrus> I hate this not knowng
<Phasom> mmmm
<Phasom> nibble
<Pyrus> this endless wait
<NdX> so you'd need a woman that wants sexual relations with her pets?
<Phasom> .....
<Shaithys> Poor Pyrus...your too young!
<NdX> <Phasom> I would probably be more like a puppy
<bwnymph> and does sexy things with cheese its?
<Pyrus> and I HATE leaving decisions up to other people
<Shaithys> I can do things with whipped cream and roses...
<Pyrus> I'm seventeen, man, not THAT young
<Phasom> yes
<Phasom> it is THAT young
<GroundXer> and im 18
<bwnymph> woohoo! whipped cream!
<Phasom> I'm 17
<Phasom> :p
<NdX> you're 18?
<bwnymph> jamie doesn't like whipped cream, lol
<Shaithys> No, not yet
<bwnymph> I'm 21 and gonna be an old maid
<GroundXer> yes, i am 18
<Shaithys> But she liked the roses
<NdX> i thought you were younger gx
<NdX> hahaha
<bwnymph> they are purdy
<GroundXer> WARREL is trying to connect again
<NdX> fuck
<Shaithys> That and what i can do with just one.
<NdX> there goes my plans of leaving now
<bwnymph> *covers ears*
<Pyrus> hah
<Shaithys> Secretly Sammy is taking notes...
<bwnymph> I'll have you know I have been around the block and back
<GroundXer> damnit, he says he can't connect again
<bwnymph> um, no
<bwnymph> that makes me sound bad
<bwnymph> um
<bwnymph> nevermind
<GroundXer> damnit, he says he can't connect again
<Shaithys> We're all a little bad inside.
<Pyrus> fuckberrries
<Pyrus> did he try the new server?
<bwnymph> tell him to put his balls together and get his ass on here
<NdX> well, if i can't get a girlfriend by the time i finish university, im going to go stalk sammy
<GroundXer> what new server?
<Shaithys> Ooooooo, you heard the lady!
<Pyrus> heh
<Pyrus> uh...that one
<GroundXer> ...
<Pyrus> somebody gave a new sever number or something
<Pyrus> I dunno
<GroundXer> well that was a long time ago
<bwnymph> that's me, last resort girl :)
<Shaithys> Its not working.
<NdX> distance is factor preventing me from stalking you already
<Pyrus> I'm sure you're underrating yourself
<bwnymph> you just need some taco bell, nico
<NdX> taco bell... will transport me....
<Pyrus> it's because you listen to OPeth
<Pyrus> you can't get dates because you listen to Opeth
<NdX> ,,,,,,,
<bwnymph> taco bueno is better, but I don't know if you have those up there
<Shaithys> He needs to think outside the bun.
<NdX> fuck you pyrus
<NdX> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<bwnymph> I wouldn't date anyone that detested them.
<bwnymph> hahaha @ sean
<bwnymph> *DING*
<GroundXer> Im gonna download a song from Violent Revolution. I already have Recon the throne, violent revolution, mind on fire, second awakening, and ghetto war. Got any suggestions?
<Pyrus> see, I decided to hate OPeth, and I went on a great date....
<Pyrus> and then I fucked it all up
<Shaithys> How can you hate them?
<Pyrus> GO ME
<Pyrus> ahem
<Pyrus> uh...well, you've got the best three
<Pyrus> get the long one, what's it called
<Pyrus> Replicas of Life
<NdX> we've gone though this many times
<Pyrus> I posted in Will' "who hates Opeth" thread
<NdX> pyrus refuses to listen to them
<Pyrus> no such thing
<Pyrus> I listened to them
<NdX> well
<NdX> ...
<Pyrus> my friend burned my Blackwater Park and Delivrance, and I listened to My Arms
<Pyrus> AND THEY BLEW
<NdX> he loves to hate them
<NdX> he's a thrash nerd
<Phasom> loser
<Phasom> did you listen to Demon of the Fall?
<Phasom> I mean...seriously
<Pyrus> don't remember
<GroundXer> nothing wrong with thrash nico
<NdX> of course not
<Phasom> or...what about the riff in Amen Corner
<Shaithys> I didn't get that option it was by order, that i have to love Opeth if I love jamie...damn she is strict!
<NdX> hahahahaha
<bwnymph> haha you are whipped
<bwnymph> lol
<Pyrus> thrash fuckin rapes you
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Pyrus> ahahah
<Pyrus> wow
<Phasom> I raped you
<Pyrus> that's harsh, Sean
<Phasom> and your momma
<NdX> i want a girl who dictates that to me
<Pyrus> but I suppose it's worth it
<Phasom> yes, so do I
<Phasom> I will listen to whatever you want me to, babe
<Pyrus> and for the record, I listen to plenty of stuff besides thrash
<Phasom> yeah...like..........power thrash
<Shaithys> Its that or the alternative..
<NdX> and...
<GroundXer> lol
<NdX> death thrash
<Pyrus> like Queensrÿche, TSO, WASP, Amon Amarth, Candlemass, just to name some random ones
<NdX> and...
<NdX> euro thrash
<Phasom> hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
<GroundXer> lol
<Phasom> euro trash
<bwnymph> ...........so sleepy
<Phasom> EURO TRASH
<NdX> that is how they would spell it
<Phasom> U R TRASH
<Shaithys> Go to bed Sammy...
<NdX> hahahahahahahaha
<Phasom> ...
<Pyrus> ahahah
<Pyrus> eurotrash
<Pyrus> black turtlenecks and cigarettes and stupid accents
<Phasom> sounds like......
<Phasom> a jew
<bwnymph> but....warrel might come..*snore*
<Pyrus> er...what?
<NdX> ugh
<Pyrus> did someone say...JEW?!
<NdX> fuck it
<Phasom> JEW!
<NdX> JEW
* Pyrus 's hair begins to stir
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<NdX> JEWBOY
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> a jew
<Phasom> a jew
<Phasom> a jew
<Phasom> JEW!
<Pyrus> the Jewfro is coming to life!
<Phasom> a jew
<Phasom> JEW!
<NdX> JEWY JEWISON!
<Phasom> a jew
<Phasom> JEW!
<Phasom> a jew
<Phasom> JEW!
<bwnymph> a jew? where?
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
* Pyrus is now known as Jewfro
<Phasom> his jewfro is his penis
<Jewfro> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<NdX> JEWY KIKESTEIN!
* Jewfro swallows Nico alive
<Shaithys> Okay how about if you go to bed, i will send the Sandman your way with dreams filled with Warrel, naked, in a forest?
<Phasom> hahaha
<Jewfro> and eats him
<Phasom> his penis ate you
<GroundXer> TEE SAID THAT WARREL WENT TO BED.
<GroundXer> TEE SAID THAT WARREL WENT TO BED.
<GroundXer> TEE SAID THAT WARREL WENT TO BED.
<bwnymph> bring mikael along and you got a deal.
<Phasom> good
<Phasom> I'm gone
<Phasom> goodnight
<Jewfro> crud
<Phasom> ...
<GroundXer> lol
<bwnymph> bye bye
<Phasom> I SAID GOODNIGHT!
<Shaithys> Okay, him to, so Jamie can't have him...
<GroundXer> cya
<Phasom> thank you
<NdX> merry satan's day to all
* Phasom has quit IRC
<NdX> and to all a good night
<Jewfro> later
<Jewfro> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
<Jewfro> RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
<bwnymph> hehe
* Jewfro is now known as Pyrus
<Pyrus> okay
<Pyrus> I think we're safe
<GroundXer> alrighty
<Shaithys> No we're not...
<bwnymph> mmmm...sounds good to me! long as they keep their thingies away from my elf ears
<Shaithys> Oh no, they love elf ears...
<bwnymph> oh dear
<Shaithys> There is something about smooth elf ears that drives them insane.
<bwnymph> what else do they love?
<Shaithys> Ummmm, smooth skin, legs, etc...
<bwnymph> good thing I am a bumpy paraplegic
<Pyrus> urgh
<Pyrus> hel with it
<Shaithys> Wait, i think that was on my list...
<Pyrus> I'm gonna go read my book
<Pyrus> I'll see all you guys later
<bwnymph> alrighty, bye!
<Pyrus> night
<Shaithys> Later Pyrus!
<GroundXer> you got off aim sam
<Pyrus> and I still hate Opeth
<GroundXer> wahh
<Pyrus> later
* Pyrus has left #nevermore
<Shaithys> NOOOOOOOOOOOO my ears
<bwnymph> haha stupid jew
<bwnymph> :p
<Shaithys> Great now i am bleeding from my ears...damn him!
<bwnymph> I am bleeding from my eyes still'
<GroundXer> you got off AIM sam
<GroundXer> wahh
<bwnymph> tis a vampyre feast
<bwnymph> well we are talking in here
<bwnymph> goofy
<GroundXer> what did you think of family guy?
<Shaithys> I wonder how long it would take me to get to dallas if i left now, and if they will still be bleeding?
<bwnymph> I didn't finish it
<GroundXer> lol
<bwnymph> cos I don't wanna flip back and forth and not pay proper attention
<bwnymph> hrm....oh they'll still be bleeding...if not you can make me cry or something and they'll start back up
<Shaithys> I'm jealous i want bleeding eyes!
<GroundXer> ?
<bwnymph> just like jesus
<Shaithys> I could scare everyone with them!
<bwnymph> bleeding eyes and elf ears!
<GroundXer> so where do you live sha?
<bwnymph> no wonder I am single, hmm...
<Shaithys> Should go walking around a neighborhood screaming you have the Plague!
<GroundXer> so am i
<bwnymph> or wringing my hands screaming "I AM THE BLOODY EARTH!!!" (my dying bride)
<Shaithys> That coudl work
<bwnymph> do you live in the same city as jamie?
<Shaithys> I live five minutes down the road from her.
<GroundXer> i thought of going to best buy on chrismas eve and screaming at everyone "Your all a bunch of sinners!"
<GroundXer> who is jamie?
<bwnymph> how...convinient *wink wink*
<bwnymph> maharet
<bwnymph> his wooooman
<Shaithys> Course I live in the same city...how else do I get laid?
<GroundXer> oh, ok
<bwnymph> well I dunno, here where I live the next city is 2 minutes away
<bwnymph> and the next is like 10 minutes away
<bwnymph> theres like 6 cities within 15 minutes
<Shaithys> 45 mintues is the next city away from us.
<bwnymph> haha
<Shaithys> I cannot fucking soell!
<bwnymph> silly california
<Shaithys> See!
<Shaithys> California sucks.
<bwnymph> I'm sorry you can't smell, probably good what with the pet farts and all.
<Shaithys> Yrah my cat stinks
<bwnymph> hehe
<bwnymph> whats your cats name?
<Shaithys> Mini me
<bwnymph> pfffffffft
<bwnymph> hahaha
<bwnymph> mines clancy
<Shaithys> Yurned out to be an eightteen pound cat, had i known it then I would have named him Fat bastard
<bwnymph> does his neck look like a vagina?
<Shaithys> No, his ass is huge.
<bwnymph> so's mine but I still go by samantha
<Shaithys> He looks like a fat tiger
<Shaithys> Eats like one too.
<bwnymph> awwww...my cat is bulimic
<Shaithys> And he barks like a dog.
<bwnymph> ...confused pussy
<Shaithys> Yeah, thinks he's a dog since he was raised around one.
<Shaithys> And the dog thinks its a cat.
<bwnymph> uh huh
<Shaithys> backwards animals
<bwnymph> I have two cats and two dogs...really one of the cats is mine I dont pay much mind to the other two
<bwnymph> my cat is almost 14
<Shaithys> The cat is mine, the dog is my mother's.
<bwnymph> you're awful quiet, G
<GroundXer> yeah
<Shaithys> Everyone is awfully quiet...amkes you wonder what they are actually doing.
<bwnymph> whatcha doooooooooooooooooin?
<bwnymph> yeah, pull your hands outta your pants and talk
<GroundXer> nothing really. kind of tired.
<bwnymph> me too
<Shaithys> Me three
<bwnymph> lets all go to bed...together
<bwnymph> haha
<GroundXer> bbblllleeeeeeaaaa
<GroundXer> lol
<Shaithys> Sounds good...Jamie might not approve for leaving her out, but oh well you snooze you lose.
<bwnymph> yeah you snooze you lose out on...the ...sleep. yeah
<bwnymph> hehe
<Shaithys> I'll sleep when I'm dead!
<bwnymph> aren't you.....undead?
<Shaithys> Wait...they already think I'm dead when i sleep, i make no noise, and jamie has woken me up int he middle of the night before to make sure i was still breathing.
<bwnymph> well thats not me, I am a very light sleeper...until the doc gave me sleeping pills and boy oh boy! are those the neatest things! I sleep like...well, you
<GroundXer> im like that sometimes, other times i snore. One time my brother woke me up worried that i was choking when i was just snoring. LOL
<bwnymph> I fall asleep and wake up 6 hours later, in the same position
<bwnymph> its so cool
<Shaithys> I sleep very light at times...how else do i here what she says in her sleep...
<bwnymph> lol
<bwnymph> "ohhh mikael...hehehe warrel stop!"
<bwnymph> lol, you don't have sleep apnea do you?
<GroundXer> lol
<Shaithys> She makes funny little noises...its so cute.
<GroundXer> who me sam?
<bwnymph> yup
<GroundXer> i hope not
<bwnymph> I've been told I moan like a ghost and giggle in my sleep...hmmmph I think not
<Shaithys> lol
<GroundXer> although i do wake up a lot during the night
<bwnymph> I do too, without the sleeping pills
<bwnymph> which I took right before warrel came on
<bwnymph> but I fought em off
<Shaithys> I took sleeping pills once, and i was trying to climb the wall in my sleep.
<bwnymph> um....yeah, not a good thing
<GroundXer> agreed
<Shaithys> i was in such a deep sleep i thought i was awake.
<bwnymph> weird
<Shaithys> I fell asleep standing up once, perfectly straight waiting for a cab.
<GroundXer> i put my bed on the ground a couple of days ago. good for my back
<bwnymph> someone took the dosage of sleeping pills I take by accident and started seeing spiders crawling up the wall and freaked out...weirdo
<Shaithys> Cool!
<bwnymph> hehe
<GroundXer> lol
<bwnymph> sleeping standing up?....freaky
<bwnymph> my beds on the floor now too
<Shaithys> It was weird.
<bwnymph> I have a 1200 dollar bed and I took it apart piece by piece a couple of months ago and put my bed on the floor
<GroundXer> ha ha!! yes
<bwnymph> it is a ghetto bed now
<GroundXer> you rule sam
<GroundXer> haha
<GroundXer> so is mine.
<bwnymph> but if you fall off getting freaky, you dont get hurt
<bwnymph> not that I get freaky
<bwnymph> but whatever
<GroundXer> lol
<Shaithys> I think all this talk about bed is making me sleepy.
<bwnymph> yessum my eyes are mad at me
<GroundXer> wahhh
<bwnymph> and my rear
<GroundXer> lol
<GroundXer> my ass was made for sitting
<bwnymph> hehe
<bwnymph> better than having an ass made for poundings, is it not?
<Shaithys> Must sleep to dream of my next chapter to write.
<GroundXer> ewww
<bwnymph> oooh chapter?
<bwnymph> book?
<Shaithys> Yeah
<GroundXer> ham?
<bwnymph> HAM?
<bwnymph> turkey?
<GroundXer> HAM?
<Shaithys> NO ham...lots of bacon though.
<bwnymph> ....
<Shaithys> Lots of blood and death too.
<bwnymph> blood! death! now you need fire!
<Shaithys> I'm sure fire will be in there somewhere.
<bwnymph> well now you have a good bathory album
<GroundXer> do you like mad tv sam?
<bwnymph> eh...not especially
<bwnymph> I like snl much better
<Shaithys> Just haven't gotten that far, still in the process of telling about her days of being alive.
<GroundXer> oh ok
<bwnymph> ohhhh...well keep at it, don't be a slacker like me
<bwnymph> let us go to bed
<GroundXer> you two really want to go to bed?
<bwnymph> yeah I'm so sleepy
<Shaithys> Why does that sound so.....that's i am going to bed now!
<bwnymph> .....
<GroundXer> ok, im gonna head out as well.
<GroundXer> good night you two
<Shaithys> Night
<bwnymph> night B, night sean
<Shaithys> Night Sammy
<GroundXer> night s
<bwnymph> lol
<GroundXer> hehe
* Shaithys has left #nevermore
<bwnymph> bye
<GroundXer> cya
* GroundXer has quit IRC
* bwnymph has quit IRC
* GroundXer has joined #nevermore
<GroundXer> you still here nico?
* GroundXer has left #nevermore
 
No Will...that response wasn't for you:

<sentient6> where the hell is Will?
<Phasom> I don't know
<FretsAfla> i dunno
<NdX> sleeping
<Phasom> he hasn't been here all day
<sentient6> lame
<GroundXer> Will is probably sleeping
<Phasom> :'(
<FretsAfla> did he say he would be here?
<Phasom> e-mail him
<sentient6> no
<Mah> you know, you keep missing him...i havent seen him on all day so..
<NdX> and his computer got diseased or something
<Phasom> as the topic says
<FretsAfla> i should be sleeping, but i have to keep an eye on my damn truck
<FretsAfla> fucking kids...
<Mah> the topic has his email address, Warrel
<Mah> :)
<sentient6> oki doki

Oki doki would be directed toward e-mailing you, Will. Chill man, it's okay; Warrel loves you.
 
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