Tammy Faye Baker

[Troyanasy]

Is it just me,or is she damn hot

Tammy Faye Baker: I use individual eyelashes that I buy at a beauty supply store. I use medium ones, not long. I sleep in them and replace them when they fall off. Then, to make them look thicker, I use L'Oreal waterproof black mascara.

KH: Do you put other makeup on your eyes? TFB: My eyes are bright blue. They call me "blueberry eyes." My eyeliner and my eyebrows are permanent. They are actually tatoos. I like to give my eyes depth, so I put mauve on my lids and a hint of lilac at the edges.


I wouldn't kick her out of Jim Jones Town
Jim Baker done the right thing

 

[Yetti]

its just you

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Definetly just you.

 

[Kon16ov]

Jim Baker done the right thing

Jessica Hahn?

 

[AjDeath]

I don't know what the hell you are going for here, Tammy Faye Baker? What the FUCK?

 

[Poison God]

Not enough make-up.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah, its just you

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Yeah, she's damn fine.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Just you and penguin, and he's a mentally disabled bird, so he doesn't really count.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I don't count?
Fuck off, you enflamed hemorrhoid.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Eat my anus with salad tongs, you cumguzzling walrus molester.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

YOU HAVE NO ANUS. Dummy.

YOU are a HEMORRHOID.
You are nothing but a big fleshy mass of diluted veins swollen in anal tissue.

And I wouldn't use tongs for that shit, I'd use a fork to get them nice mucus juices flowing, with some syrupy blood....mmmmm

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

The only similarity between me and hemorrhoids is that we both own you in the ass frequently, you putrid avatar of excrement.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

But...it's so fun...

Please don't mention that name. It makes me homicidal.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

DO YOU NOT GET IT?

jeez, YOU ARE HEMORRHOIDS.
There is no similarity!!!!!!!!!!!
It's what you ARE.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

And the only thing that owns my ass is waves of hair.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

What penguin meant to say was that the only thing that owns his ass is ME!!!!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You are the hair on my ass!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yes!!!!!!

 

[neal]

this thread is hilarious.
-neal