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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Jun 5, 2002
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It's pretty bad because I was laughing hysterically as I made that first post, even hit my head on the keyboard a few times. I wasn't even the one doing nitrous last night, that was my idiot friend and some 18 year old slut showing her tits!
 
NAD said:
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It's pretty bad because I was laughing hysterically as I made that first post, even hit my head on the keyboard a few times. I wasn't even the one doing nitrous last night, that was my idiot friend and some 18 year old slut showing her tits!
Nitrous? You all sucking off helium balloons or something? You fucking faggots, I've had at least 8 pints tonight and I can still type coherantly without backtracking on myself too much. Fags!
 
8 pints!? You dirty bint, I had 20 beers and was ripping bongs last night!

Oh and yeah, the balloons and shit. Fucking teeny bopper drug man, I got fucking stuck up in some mountains with my idiot friend and a bunch of 18 year olds sucking on balloons. THOSE are the fags, not me. :loco:
 
Yeah, but 20 beers in America is the equivilant of a cup of tea with Rich Tea digestives and a few glasses of orange juice over here :loco: I was on the motherfucking ALE!!!!!

But you're still slightly incoherant :)
 
HAhahaha you know I drink the real shits! Not that American pisswater crap!

Actually I think I was drinking American pisswater last night, don't quite recall. :loco:
 
as shitty as Budweiser is, it is the only fucking beer that gives me a headrush after the first bottle ... must be some fucking marketing thing
 
you've never lived until you've been to a concert where people are tailgating before the show, and the guy parked next to you is calling himself "Cochise" and tries to flip a burger on his hibachi using his HAND.

and Ayeka, you're operating off an old stereotype...true, mass american beer is bland but over the last number of years we've had a total explosion in old fashioned microbreweries that make the real deal.

I truly believe Porter has hallucinogenic properties.
 
Microbrewed stuff rules, like my avatar.

As idiotic as this thread is, I certainly enjoy my choice of pictures used to express my feelings at the time in post #4.