tell me a story

[SteveAwesome]

'bout anything...

 

[OvSeth]

There once was a little red hooded girl, she wanted to get to her grandmother but got eaten by a wolf .

 

[Kochon]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/piepiepie.php

 

[Undefined]

I would but I don't feel like typing. Maybe tomorrow.

 

[KillerGon]

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

 

[MIMA]

^ I can't believe myself, i used to sing that when i was a kid

 

[Deadly]

yesterday, i made myself a friend... he's made of purses and a bra. it's not really a big story... but i had fun

 

[Knarfi]

^ I can't believe myself, i used to sing that when i was a kid

I still do

 

[MIMA]

^ It's okay... you remain cool

 

[Knarfi]

^ Oh come on, its one of the best tvshows ever

 

[lad]

A big, burly man wanders through an empty play park; save for one little blonde & pig-tailed girl, rocking gently by herself on a swing. The man approaches her and asks, "Why hello there little lady, what's your name?" His baritone voice raised a few keys to appear more gently politely; less manly surly.

The wee girl responded in a weak croak, "My name's Daisy."

Touched by her adorable innocence, the man said, "Well, that's a cute name. Why're you called that, do you know?"

"Um," Daisy stuttered, "because when I was born, a daisy fell on my head, so my mummy called me Daisy."

Moved, the man sighed, "Well that's...that's really rather lovely."

So he raped her and threw her in a bush.

 

[Deadly]

^dude, the smilie in the end really scared me

tell us more stories oh scottish lad

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Once there was a Princess Wildchild and she loved a SteveAwesome because she was BROWN and he was AWESOME.
The End <3

 

[The Nerevarine]

Once there was a Princess Wildchild and she loved a SteveAwesome because she was BROWN and he was AWESOME.
The End <3

So lovely, I feel like If I was going to cry

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

I KNOW!
I should become a writer!

 

[Swabs]

what...the....fuck

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

I was just being stupid and hyper.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

once there was a pepper ass and he needed to crab it hard

 

[The Nerevarine]

Free from it all
I&#8217;m not gonna change till I want to
And I&#8217;m free from it all
I&#8217;m not gonna change till I want to

By the way she looked, I should&#8217;ve calmed down
I went too far
Oh, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got to say

By the way she looked, I should&#8217;ve calmed down
I went too far
Oh, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got to say

Free from it all
I&#8217;m not gonna change till I want to
And I&#8217;m free from the world
Where I built too many walls

By the way she looked, I should&#8217;ve calmed down
I went too far
Oh, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got to say

By the way she looked, I should&#8217;ve calmed down
I went too far
Oh, I went too far

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

once there was a pepper ass and he needed to crab it hard

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!