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A Scotsmans walking about the park naked except for a Doc Martin shoe over his genitals. The park keeper approaches him to enquire what the hell he's playing at to which the Scotsman replied "ah nothin' mate, ah'm just fuckin a boot"...
 
Jockthrax said:
A Scotsmans walking about the park naked except for a Doc Martin shoe over his genitals. The park keeper approaches him to enquire what the hell he's playing at to which the Scotsman replied "ah nothin' mate, ah'm just fuckin a boot"...

:tickled: I LOVE IT!!!
 
A guy's walking along the cliff top when he comes across this little girl crying her eyes out. So he goes up to her and says "oh, little girl, little girl, whatever is the matter?". Between sobs, she replies "we were all driving along in the car and my daddy swerved and the car went over the cliff <sniff> I only just got out in time and now my mommy and daddy are dead! Waaaaaaaaahhh!"

So the guy gets his cock out and says "It's not your lucky day today, is it?"