Terror Alert

[xfer]

Do you know how many lives I likely saved by posting this TERROR ALERT?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

holy crap! CODE AMBER! CODE AMBER!

 

[minxnim]

TANGERINES ARE GONNA FLY OUT OF THE SKY AT US!

 

[deadair]

psst, josh... dood... that's orange...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh, so were TOTALLY fucked?

 

[deadair]

mmmm... well, you guys are... i'm in the midwest. i think i'm pretty safe.

 

[minxnim]

well, that is unless they want to get the major industrialized areas and halt machinery production for a few months that is....

 

[deadair]

but i'm in friggin iowa... trust me... i'm safe

 

[deadair]

...unless they are going after insurance co. and corn seed produces... then i'm fucked.

 

[minxnim]

who knows what the government is doing out there!

 

[FrostGiant]

We gots lots of Nuke plants in the Midwest though. I'm personally living about 30 miles from one and 40 miles from another. Iowa might be alright though. Unless the terrorists want to cut off our corn supply. That would suck.

 

[deadair]

actually... i think des moines (where i live) is like third on the nuke list... because I-35 and I-80 meet here. so, if they want to cut off movement on the ground... this is the place to hit.

 

[xfer]

If I were a foreign government and I had three nukes and my mustachioed advisors put ANYWHERE in Iowa on my short list, I would line them up against a wall and shoot until the air was heavy with brickdust and bone chips.

"OK, we've got DC and NYC...LA, or Iowa? WRONG ANSWER, ABDULLAH!"

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
If I were a foreign government and I had three nukes and my mustachioed advisors put ANYWHERE in Iowa on my short list, I would line them up against a wall and shoot until the air was heavy with brickdust and bone chips.

"OK, we've got DC and NYC...LA, or Iowa? WRONG ANSWER, ABDULLAH!"

true

 

[FrostGiant]

But just think, you could destroy all that corn. All that corn! My GOD, imagine how much the cost of Corn Flakes would skyrocket. Not to mention creamed corn.

 

[deadair]

mmmmm cornflakes....


we have soy beans too!

 

[FrostGiant]

They can have the soy beans.

 

[chupe666]

Green Giant stock would SOAR. I'm gonna go buy some now.

 

[deadair]

soy nuts rule...

 

[xfer]

Our corn is so GMed, I bet it would survive the holocaust.