The best of the Tiger Woods bitches thread.

[EricT]

So far I'm leaning towards Joslyn James being the hottest:

But then there's Jaime Jungers, which is a great name:

Worst of the 11 is definitely the perkins waitress Mindy Lawton:

Tiger gettin dem white bitches.

 

[EricT]

 

[EricT]

Hmm... this holly sampson one isn't bad either:

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Is it me, or non of them is really hot... all trashy looking.
His wife is hot.

 

[Lord Foul]

Tiger Woods has poor taste in women, period. Don't know why anyone thought being a great golfer meant he was also a great husband though.

 

[EricT]

And what part of Tiger's behavior would have tipped you off to "Oh yeah, this dude's definitely fucking 11+ women and paying them for sex"?

 

[Lord Foul]

How would anyone know about his behavior outside of his appearance on a golf course? We see such tiny slices of celebrities' lives that to assume anything about their character is ludicrous.

 

[azal]

http://memegenerator.net/Instances/354/Advice-my pals-YO-WHERE-DA--WHITE-WIMMINZ-AT.jpg

 

[neal]

So far I'm leaning towards Joslyn James being the hottest

i would agree. ive seen this classy young lady's artful films, and she is quite talented.

 

[Dead Winter]

All my friends back in the states are telling me that it's getting all this media coverage and people are going nuts over it. I'm kinda out of the loop. The only thing I've heard was that he cheated on his wife.

Please tell me there's more to this story. Please. Please tell me that he has done some evil shit like sacrificing children or something, and that the media isn't giving him all this coverage because he likes pussy.

 

[neal]

so far there's like 10+ named chicks, a few still unnamed, some are pornstars, and he was possibly paying some/all of them for sex. the prostitution part is the 'real' scandal i guess, as sponsors might actually drop him over something like that.

 

[Dead Winter]

Hahaha, niiiiiiiiiice.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

quite funny. dude is a moron

 

[Dead Winter]

I'm a pragmatist. He's a dick if she's a nice person and wife. If she's a cunt then I hope Tiger had fun, gives her a couple of million and kicks her to the curb.

 

[Shpongled]

http://www.holytaco.com/comprehensive-list-tigers-mistresses

 

[azal]

it's cool how he's not losing any sponsors but phelps takes a toke off a joint and it's a really big deal.

 

[derek]

It's a bit of a non-story. It's surprising insomuch has he has cultivated an image pretty much diametrically opposed to the Tiger we're all now seeing.

Apart from that, it's just another seedy story that happens on every street on the planet. (Sans 10+ women and millions of dollars).

 

[EricT]

it's cool how he's not losing any sponsors but phelps takes a toke off a joint and it's a really big deal.

he actually hasn't had any of his commercials played since the shit started coming out. wouldn't be surprised if a bunch were to drop soon. Gatorade already did kinda drop, since they're "discontinuing the Tiger drink" but they're saying this decision was made ages ago.

 

[Sentient 6]

So far I'm leaning towards Joslyn James being the hottest:

But then there's Jaime Jungers, which is a great name:

Worst of the 11 is definitely the perkins waitress Mindy Lawton:

Tiger gettin dem white bitches.

Jeezus that last one is fucking ugly, nobody with that much money has to fuck anyone that ugly... and his wife is uber hot so he clearly has issues...