The best of the Tiger Woods bitches thread.

[El Stormo]

Last one has a forehead like a fucking coffee table.

 

[rebirth]

hide in your house dude - cause we know now you stick your end in the sewer of las vegas

 

[Sentient 6]

Last one has a forehead like a fucking coffee table.

Her forehead isn't that big, she's just fugly as hell, now, Nicole Kidman, that's a fucking forehead, it's the size of a giant flat screen tv and so botoxed it's not funny

 

[Dead_Lioness]

her outdated 80's hair style bothers me more than her forehead.

 

[derek]

I think the fact she's actually a walking skeleton bothers me more.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

She looks soooo much like she'd be a Perkins waitress

 

[SteveMCsteve]

They all look like skanks
His wife is gorgeous.

 

[El Stormo]

Her forehead isn't that big, she's just fugly as hell, now, Nicole Kidman, that's a fucking forehead, it's the size of a giant flat screen tv and so botoxed it's not funny

True, true, but then, the same could kinda be said for Rihanna...

 

[derek]

You can bang some of these chicks for $600 per hour I was just reading.

Filthy whores.

 

[El Stormo]

Filthy, and far too expensive for what they're worth.

 

[derek]

I know. There is obviously a market for them.

I do wonder, though, if my disposable income was large enough to cover such things would I get involved?

Maybe. I'm not sure. Having millions of dollars to spend would make you get creative. House? Check. Fleet of Cars? Check. Ummmm...whores? Why not? Check.

 

[Shpongled]

add to that the fact that he did NOTHING but be ugly and sexless and play golf until adulthood and he was probably left with a very curious and unfulfilled mind by the time he was rich.

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah he definitely didn't get laid in high school. Years of repressed adolescent lust does lots of damage.

Sure his wife may be gorgeous, but maybe she doesn't fuck him. At that point, he's in the clear and has a green light to fuck whomever he chooses. Also, being rich and famous...why WOULDN'T you prefer whores to the regular girl you meet in a bar or something? Whores usually keep their mouths shut, don't try and stalk you, and don't get greedy. He's a married man, so he's not looking for a soulmate...he just wants to get laid.

Discretion can be a huge factor.

 

[derek]

Hard to justify this, though. As men we can all empathise with the quest for pussy, to put not too fine a point on it, but this whole thing could destroy his entire life.

 

[azal]

getting married before getting his fuck on correctly was his biggest mistake.

especially in these "pussy-less youth coming into money" deals.

Ugly dorky guys who can all of a sudden fuck any broad they want need to keep skeeting on those girls until they are at least 50.

Bill Mahr is a good example on how it should be done.

Dude looks like cartoon hero Doug meets the blobfish with a side of anteater and he stays getting playboy muff.

 

[derek]

Exactly.