The girls were quite nice there, I just expected a lot of plastic and didn't get much.
Worst/funniest time at a tittie bar. We go there because we have a new coworker and we make a huge story as to what we have planned for him that evening, booze, hookers and more. In any case we start at this tittie bar and the headliner that night is Tangerine Dream (known porn star around here). So when she begins her act, she asks for a volunteer to come on stage, so we emphatically propose our new coworker, and she does choose him, and another guy from the group doesn't miss the opportunity to tell her to go no-holds barred because he can take it.
So she begin by handcuffing him to a chair, start undressing him to his underwear while dancing. Then she switchs position lay him on the floor and attaches a strap-on to his forehead. Impaling ensued. So after a good session of forehead f**king she straps another strap-on to his crotch to only to impale her "other" hole. After much fake moaning and the obvious tent of the coworker kind of dies down, she takes out the whipped cream. Then the double strap-on. Then the whip, nipple pinches and spanking pad. Then she pissed on the guy.
The poor dude had it rough a little and we didn't even plan it.