The board is about to get a little more dead...

minxnim is the enforcer.

Mindspell did you at least every jizz on her face?

Because after a break up, you can always come up to a new boyfriend and tell him how you jizzed on her face once, and you can reminder her of the fact everytime you see her in public with friends.

Stuff like that.
 
I didn't jizz on her face, I should have. I actually gave her all kinds of shit this morning and I kind of regret it now. She then proceeded to explain some of her experiences with men (about fucking time!) shrinks and the whole shlebang that proceeded; and I feel really bad. She is still pissed but talking to me, so now I am going to try to sort-of patch things up a bit.

Thanks for the proposal Minx, I appreciate the support.

BTW I only saw two pairs of silicon jobs, WTF? A bunch of natural looking ladies there, this is not normal for a respected tittie bar....
 
when i was a freshman in college, my iowan roommate (who used to take pictures of his drunk friends puking! what a tie-in!) and i went to a couple strip clubs. one was really nice and had an actual Penthouse Pet of the Month performing. the other was super seedy and had NASTY wimmens. neither had "natural" looking women, unless the latter's coke-i-fied harlots would be considered "natural". the headliner at the seedy one was named Candy Cantaloupes if that means anything.

also:
Candy Cantaloupes threw out some free posters of herself, and i happened to catch one (much to the delight of my roommate). that poster remained in my car for some reason, which ended up crapping out on me and got sold to someone my dad knew. when they cleaned out the car, all the stuff was put in a box and apparently gone through. my dad proceeded to make up a story in which they took a box of my stuff (poster included) to a local church. he said a nun opened said poster and fainted.

REAL NICE.
sorry, got a bit nostalgic there. you can call me Old Man Burnley like the Polish Buds do.
 
The girls were quite nice there, I just expected a lot of plastic and didn't get much.

Worst/funniest time at a tittie bar. We go there because we have a new coworker and we make a huge story as to what we have planned for him that evening, booze, hookers and more. In any case we start at this tittie bar and the headliner that night is Tangerine Dream (known porn star around here). So when she begins her act, she asks for a volunteer to come on stage, so we emphatically propose our new coworker, and she does choose him, and another guy from the group doesn't miss the opportunity to tell her to go no-holds barred because he can take it.

So she begin by handcuffing him to a chair, start undressing him to his underwear while dancing. Then she switchs position lay him on the floor and attaches a strap-on to his forehead. Impaling ensued. So after a good session of forehead f**king she straps another strap-on to his crotch to only to impale her "other" hole. After much fake moaning and the obvious tent of the coworker kind of dies down, she takes out the whipped cream. Then the double strap-on. Then the whip, nipple pinches and spanking pad. Then she pissed on the guy.

The poor dude had it rough a little and we didn't even plan it.
 
That story is fucking true? Holy crap man I don't even like strip clubs that much but I would pay stupid lots of money to see that happen to one of my friends.

As for me... the strip clubs we would go to were in West VA (I lived in Northern VA) cause in VA they were just topless and West VA was all nude. It would be about... 4 really good looking girls.... 10 average ones... and 4 that were 40-50 years plus or pregnant or cracked out and haggard as shit.

Hah memories... went first semester of senior year of HS.... so young.

Brandon