The Chicken Song

[Pilchard shredder]

I think COB should do a cover of this:

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deck chair up your nose
Fly a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
And extract your wisdom teeth
Join a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin your self alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an Eskimo
Ride a red nose boar
And poke salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel your self with spears

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

 

[Nashira]

I think someone round here has already the bird-flu...

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

you know you're right

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Haha its the bird flu alert thread loooooooooooooool

 

[vikk]

you know you're right

dude... thats a NIrvana song

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Nirvana? noooo more like Guns n fuckin Roses man

 

[Nashira]

I suggest no anti-virus for that dude!

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

I want COB doing that song at my mums wedding! That would be so funny lol

 

[Nashira]

Is it going to be a chicken-wedding?

 

[vikk]

i want to see he doing the "old macdonald" huasuha

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

No normal wedding but I was planning on Alexi and the band gatecrashing it so they might as well make arses of themselves while they do it

 

[Nashira]

i want to see he doing the "old macdonald" huasuha

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

That absolutely RAWKS!
Year, let´s make some "snorts" and "moo-moo"´s everybody!
We aren´t gay enough yet.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Im not dead yet