The complete Opeth masterworks - Thirteen years of sleazy riffs

[stefan86]

Not funny at all. I'm just being honest.

I second that. 5/10 at best. Needs more insulting, sarcasm or trolling.

 

[DarkGift]

I second that. 5/10 at best. Needs more insulting, sarcasm or trolling.

this.

 

[wankerness]

I actually knew what you were talking about with most of these and went to check those that I didn't. The pelvic thrusts one is actually pretty hilarious, since there some ridiculous upwards/downwards bass slides right there. The Mario is good too, as is the russian cossack. The others are...kind of a stretch but I can see where you're coming from. 9/10 for effort.

Also, I agree about all those riffs sounding sleazy.

 

[Godhead59]

This is a serious candidate for thread of the year
Can't wait to see Mike's response to this

 

[Guitar-Non-Player]

Pelvic thrusts

Do the Mario

The Lotus Eater - 05:48

Be a paisano and take one step (and then again) to perform the Mario

 

[L0bster]

Best thread in ages. Watch and learn fellas! Sleazy riffs own.

 

[Blackwater Demon]

+1

 

[wut wut]

I think this thread is funny.

Listening to "Funeral Portrait" right now. It works!

 

[in_my_time_of_disease]

Mario dominating peach is the highlight of this thread.

 

[Cognitive Intercourse]

Mario dominating peach is the highlight of this thread.

+ 4,785,290,168,459.

 

[anarchy420]

wow, that's the most i've laughed in a while, you guys are insane.