The cool song titles thread

[WorldObliteration33]

Started by me. Post your own.

Relapsing is cool
Don’t take your meds
Stop threatening suicide and just do it
Correcting people just means that you’re on the spectrum
I wish I was a narcissist
Gays did hurricane harvey
I’m nice to women
One nation under trash
Fake eyebrows = freak overcompensating for being average looking
Why don’t you just stop being homeless?
Mandatory liquidation of junkies spitting in the cafeteria
Alcoholism is the only cool disease
It’s everyone else’s fault

 

[Cronopio]

Sounds like grindcore to me.

 

[Cronopio]

Your Mother Texted Me This Morning: No Cash, No Gash, and Now I'm Feelin' Blue and Not Just in the Balls
ICE ICE, Baby (Feelin' Pretti Good)
The Snare on St. Anger (Larsin' Shit Up)
Trump Is a Chump (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
The Dylan Mulvaney Transdance Terfaganza (ok, so more of a sweet band name)
If Life Hands You Lemon(s), You Better Tell That Ni.g.g.a. to GTF Outta My Church

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Islam is only cool when it’s terroristic
Shut up junkie
Eat that prison food
Downers are for faggots
Treating women with respect and dignity
Commit suicide then, cunt
Where the snuff films
Bathory is the only black metal band that matters
Percs but not fentanyl
Led Zeppelin

 

[Cronopio]

The Things Kid Rock Does To Those High School Pictures Of Your Sister When You're Not Paying Attention
At The End Of The Day, Barack Obama Is Still Black
Jerkin' It To Jesse Jane, Even Tho She's Hella Dead
The Rangers Should Have Filleted Lundqvist So We Wouldn't Have To Watch That Awful Head & Shoulders Commercial Every Goddamn Time We Click On Something On YouTube
The Short Song
The Song That Is Like My Dong, i.e. Long
Go To Sleep Now, Baby, We'll Kill Each Other Later

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Love the second one lol.

 

[Bloopy]

I Clicked the Thread Thinking the Songs Named Would Actually Exist, but There's Still Time
Plantain Disrobement
Thiazidesque Bombilator (The Yellow Note)
We Car Pooled for a Week to Experience What It's Like to be Poor
Setlist-Snatching Scrimmage
Accursed With Maltuned Sousaphones for Orifices

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[Slammed]

Nude Shelia’s On Motorbike Drinking Beer
Fuckwit City
Butchered With A Boomerang
Guns Don't Kill Ducklings (Ducklings Kill Ducklings)
World's Fuckedest Cunt
I Went Out With A Hippy & Now I Love Everyone Except For Her
Johnny Ramone Was In A Fucken Good Band, But He Was A Cunt (Gabba Gabba You Suck)
Fuck You And Your Stupid Band
Mummy Doesn't Know You’re A Nazi

 

[Cronopio]

We Car Pooled for a Week to Experience What It's Like to be Poor

 

[CiG]

Flogging the Cargo