Had to document this before I wash my hair and bring back the curly & frizzy mess that it naturally is. Damn you people with normal hair!
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In the cock arms-race, you pack a .50 cal, Kriggy. I don't compete anymore since I met the guy who has the nuke; seems kind of pointless.



So gorgeous! Is that a mjolnir you're wearing?


They remind me of the knickers I had to wear when I fenced. Those were fuckin awesome though.
I saw a couple pairs of knickers when I was at the store today. I turned around and walked the other way, because I thought they were going to rob me.
How come girls that nice don't live in MY part of Texas, eh? Anyway, very nice. How come girls that nice don't live in MY part of Texas, eh?
We do have some great food, yep.