The Daily Camera/ Mirror picture

Booty Shorts under?

Seriously, we need a booty shorts picture of you IN them, and ONLY them.

This, all men would approve of.

The ninja council had a meeting, they agree and approve of you in booty shorts.

The Independent States of El Stormo also concur with this statement.

The Peoples Republic of Just Show Us the Ass concurs.

I hate to break it to you fine dignitaries, but I don't own a pair of booty shorts and doubt I ever shall.