The Daily Camera/ Mirror picture

[Shpongled]

I've never imagined a cargo elevator could look so good <3

 

[Anvil]

Would you two just fuck already?!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[derek]

+1

 

[Shpongled]

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but somehow I always knew, deep down, that it would.

The truth of the matter is that yes, Karen and I have considered the act you doth speak of in private facilities past.Upon engagement of such conversation, Zeus himself struck forth down from the sky and beckoned "the acts upon which you two conceive are too powerful and incomprehensible for the likes of any man to fathom. Upon completion of said deed, the entire universe shall crumble upon itself in a destructive mass of confusion and desolation! Your own party of gratification will come at the price of existence for any being, known, or unknown, senient or otherwise, from this point forward through all eternity!"

And Zeus proclaimed this creed with such furor and intention that the entire universe itself rumbled like a restless volcano as a symbol of the slumbering terror nearly awakened to wreck havoc upon all living things.

So long story short, it's you guys we're concerned about. We don't want the rest of you to perish at the cost of our selfish feelings. We're doing this for you, Tyler.


That, and we're still trying to figure out how to make money from the photographs.

 

[Captain Beard]

Did Zeus happen to appear from behind a couch?

 

[Shpongled]

He came from everywhere, man. Even behind the couch.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, the mere act there was a couch and he came from behind it... the ninjas slipped me this special drink one night... and I think I appeared to random sets of male/female and instead of watching them screw, foretold damning prophecies instead. Wearing flowing white robes, a beard, and some awesome special effects.

Wait, no, no, I showed up as MOSES though. Ok, that wasn't me then. Carry on.

 

[derek]

Speaking for all of creation, just get on with it. We'll understand.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I can't believe everyone just ignored that gas station in PA just like that!!!

 

[derek]

Every gas station here is purple with cuddly bears sitting on the seats. I'm jaded.

 

[Anvil]

Hey now, don't put us above what passions may erupt from the two of you getting down and doing the nasty. Two hot people together deserve to got of on each other, common now. Derek, back me up.

 

[El Stormo]

Hey now, don't put us above what passions may erupt from the two of you getting down and doing the nasty. Two hot people together deserve to got of on each other, common now. Derek, back me up.

I'll back you up too, as long as I get to see the video.

 

[derek]

Hey now, don't put us above what passions may erupt from the two of you getting down and doing the nasty. Two hot people together deserve to got of on each other, common now. Derek, back me up.

Sure, why not?

The people have spoken - get to it, you two!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

at horrorfind

at the walters' art gallery

at the card store looking at halloween stuff

 

[derek]

I support the wearing of glasses and the carrying of folders.

 

[DarkNoise]

naughty teachers/librarians ... yum yum

 

[derek]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

 

[Super Mahrio]

Laura blinds me with library science! <3