The Daily Camera/ Mirror picture

You know that no 2 boobs are exactly the same size

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Yeah, it's not the first time people told me that. I once got on a Continental plane to disarm some U.S. Marshalls, trying to be discrete about it, and one of the stewardesses, a fat black woman, shouted out, "OH MY GOD you look just like Leonardo DiCaprio!" I don't know what drew more attention, her voice or my face turning beet-red.

I suppose it's a compliment, and there must be some truth in it if people keep telling me, and we do have similar facial features and proportions. I'm just nowhere near as big a girl magnet as he is :D

Plus, I will never turn my back on my Tobeyness! *high fives Cara*

el stormo is pretty fucking studly, not gonna lie
We should all do a cardigan shoot!

:kick ass:
Aww, thanks, but I don't have near the ass-kicking hotness that you girls possess ^_^
 
and one of the stewardesses, a fat black woman, shouted out, "OH MY GOD you look just like Leonardo DiCaprio!" I don't know what drew more attention, her voice or my face turning beet-red.

You shouldda punched her in the face Batman style while saying "I AM Leonardo DiCaprio!"