dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
fuck you for pointing out how bad i suck at noticing shit.Penis in the Bud Light can. It sucks when it gets stuck though, cuts up my junk and shit.
but yeah, i can't imagine it's a very good masturbatory device. must be a winner when you try it out near a drunk chick, though
I usually just asphyxiate myself while masterbating. Usually makes the trannies come out, though. They just pop out of nowhere, usually from my closet or from under my bed. That is how I met Will.