The forum member poll

[Malergion]

http://photos1.flickr.com/28176_add5f1d12c.jpg
The object in this picture is purported to be the penis of Grigori Rasputin.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i suppose its possible ...though i voted not anyway

 

[Malergion]

i suppose its possible ...though i voted not anyway

I'm still unsure. I find it doubtful though.

 

[Tee]

a very unsatisfying form of a penis. (looks like a mummified dolly from the 19th century )

I went with yes.... why not?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It looks like a carrot

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Disgusting...I put yes

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

That's some sort of a Vegetable, and Rasputin would have got action from weirdo wannabe vampire chicks back in the day if he had that thing.
I'll go with it's not a penis.

 

[Bacchante]

Rasputin was quite the ladies man.

Too bad the poisoning/multiple gunshot wounds/ being stuffed in ice ended his fun.
....that guy is my hero

 

[DEADHEART]

nope, I don't think it is.

 

[Malergion]

Rasputin was quite the ladies man.

Too bad the poisoning/multiple gunshot wounds/ being stuffed in ice ended his fun.
....that guy is my hero

Apparently there was a rumor that he kept locks from the hair of the virgins he slept with, and about 20 or 30 years ago, when they tore down his house, they unearthed boxes full of human hair.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

hmmm. what the hell i'll say yes, and might i add where does one find such an old and well preserved schlong?

 

[Malergion]

hmmm. what the hell i'll say yes, and might i add where does one find such an old and well preserved schlong?

I only know that it's kept in Russia's "First museum of erotica"

However, I learned that America has the penis of Napoleon Bonaparte.

I wonder if there's an international penis trading circle.
"Whew, I'll give you Marlon Brando's penis for Groucho Marx's!"

 

[Bacchante]

^

Apparently there was a rumor that he kept locks from the hair of the virgins he slept with, and about 20 or 30 years ago, when they tore down his house, they unearthed boxes full of human hair.

wow...I really wouldn't be surprised if that was true

 

[Lillitu]

Hey, I've got piece of the one true cross I could sell you to go with that.

 

[Malergion]

Hey, I've got piece of the one true cross I could sell you to go with that.

The One True Cross of whom? Tens of thousands of people have been crucified in the last 5,000 years or so. You'd be better off giving me one of the nails used to tack up the poor schmuck. They were considered to be among the most potent of good luck charms. Mmmmm, Lucky Charms. Now with bloody nails. They're magically delicious!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I can tell you put alot of thought into that reply Glen.

 

[Malergion]

I can tell you put alot of thought into that reply Glen.

Not really, sorry to disappoint, but I put maybe 30 seconds extra work than usual into that post, mostly involving grammar correction.

You thought it was funny, shut up and laugh.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Don't lie to me!

 

[Malergion]

Ok, you thought it was hilarious.

 

[DEADHEART]

It was pretty funny.