The future of discourse between American metalheads...

[Dead Winter]

Oh man. Oh man.

Read the quotes, and if you can pull yourself up off the floor laughing long enough to see the video, listening to these metalheads wax intellectual about black metal is hilarious.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=92016

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I hate metalheads.

 

[Dead Winter]

Try to count the "like"s in the second interview.

 

[neal]

if you wear corpsepaint to a show that you're not playing you're obviously retarded. teenagers dont know wtf they believe yet, these kids just learned about satan last summer. come on.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

if you wear corpsepaint to a show that you're not playing you're obviously retarded. teenagers dont know wtf they believe yet, these kids just learned about satan last summer. come on.

When Will was down here for Solitude Aeturnus we saw the funniest fucking thing. Some kid who looked about 14 with a full blown afro "thick Mexican hair" and corpse paint. I don't mean a jew fro but a full on afro.

 

[neal]

sweet

 

[Chromatose]

if you wear corpsepaint to a show that you're not playing you're obviously retarded. teenagers dont know wtf they believe yet, these kids just learned about satan last summer. come on.

......

 

[Captain Beard]

You're not teenagers.

 

[neal]

well there are just so many things wrong here

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

You're not teenagers.

i was 19 in that picture!

 

[Captain Beard]

You're a legal adult, so not a teenager technically.

And tell Derick to stop cradle robbing!

 

[Lunar Still]

"They say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave!"

 

[Captain Beard]

He's not that old. I think.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

You're a legal adult, so not a teenager technically.

And tell Derick to stop cradle robbing!

I laughed

doesnt corpse paint, or any kind of paint clog your pores? I like my skin

 

[Psychonaut]

I like your skin too, Krig. The secret? White Castle and mailorder pizzas from Chicago.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

oh god, I want one of those pizzas so bad....ly

 

[Liverslapper]

When Will was down here for Solitude Aeturnus we saw the funniest fucking thing. Some kid who looked about 14 with a full blown afro "thick Mexican hair" and corpse paint. I don't mean a jew fro but a full on afro.

Ha i believe that guy's name is John, i partied with him once. Not a bad guitarplayer at all.

 

[Ms B Haven]

I think corpse paint looks silly no matter who you are.

 

[Lunar Still]

Ms B Haven! I get it!

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Such a bullshit article, I read the entire thing in the paper. They made jaxx out to be a club that pans exclusively to satan worshiping black metal.