but how can an inanmate thing like a shoe lie..... It has no concious state of mind therefore can neither be gay. The real question is, is the person whom is wearing the shoe gay?
you wanna test your shoe's manhood? (or rather maleshoehood) alright here's what you do: have a sandal walk by in a very sexy way and see how he reacts...
Thats true..
But its fun to talk to your shoes.. Try it, you have to love it!!
Try ask them where they want to go and then follow them..
I'll promise that youll find yourself from some shit-smelling junkyard or something..