The GAY Poll

[MajestikMøøse]

"WE LOOK STOOPID BUT IT GETS US TEH CHICX0RZ SO ITS ALL GOOD,, uh... the way you're looking over my shoulder is making me nervous..."

I like screaming to the TRENDIES at OZZFEST about our "PURE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL! TO PROVE HOW EVIL AND SATANIC WE ARE HERE IS A PICTURE OF VORTEX SODOMIZING MEEEEE!!!!"

"WE'RE ALL PRETTY UGLY AND/OR HAVE SKULLETS! America R00LZ!!!"

"Jesper says: We released one of the best melodeath albums evar but Anders caught Bjorn and I in a passionate one-night-stand of manlove so he's blackmailing us into our current musical path..."

"i should have listened to fairy godmother and told the truth..."

 

[Krilons Resa]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I take it that you are not amused.

 

[Demilich]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

That guy doesn't seem to know fuck all about black metal, but the pics are funny as hell!

 

[Black Winter Day]

Erik does the caption thing better. But then again he is the master at the art form.

But seriously... Mortiis. Look at the guy(?) second from left. Keep looking. Bet you give up after 10 seconds. Either that, or you will be strangely mesmerized.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I take it that you are not amused.

...of course I am amused ya nimwit.

I tried searching for photos but all I got was that dumb link.

 

[NAD]

Well obviously I must vote "my name is NAD" because, well, you know.

EDIT: WTF I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO VOTED FOR THAT ANOTHER INSTURUDER ;( :uber-pissed: :shart:

 

[Krilons Resa]

Oh, fuck. He just sharted.

 

[NAD]

 

[IOfTheStorm]

a gay poll that lacks glam/sleaze bands is not gay

 

[MajestikMøøse]

my apologies:

Feast Away!

 

[neal]

dude, you totally forgot:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hellhammer is wearing too much eyeshadow

 

[NAD]

THIRSTING
WAITING
I DRANK A SULPHUR FEAST
THEN SILENTLY
IN AN INSTANT
YOUR FLESH BECAME ME
AND I
. . . . . . WAS
. . . . . . . . . . . FORLORN

 

[lurch70]

ratt and motley crue were the shiznit ... you are all gay !!!!!!!!!

( and i am d xe drunik_

 

[Ayeka]

Fuck me Mick Mars is ugly...

 

[mousewings]

You forgot John Mayer and the Backstreet Boys.

Haha, @ the In Flames description. Jesper and Bjorn together... *drools* Now that'd make an interesting story; oh, and Guy Berryman (of Coldplay) tries to steal Bjorn away from Jesper. Oh, the drama!

 

[Demonspell]

Worst of the metal ones: Dimmu for the gratuitous spikes and submissive position
Worst of the glam: Ratt for the exposed chest and unabashed manlove

 

[NAD]

If I was a rockstar, I would dress ridiculous. The real gay bands are the ones that take themselves seriously, if they're having fun it's cool.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Nicodemix those captions were God awful.