Whereas the Ultimate Metal Children of Bodom Off Topic Forum has deliberated for a time of 20 days; therefore let it be established by this tribunal that given the 33 votes counted by Thanatopsis himself, Bodomite shall hereby receive beer from all voters who chose to save his life from AIDS. There is a certain portion of truth that I must now bring to light. Bodomite has AIDS, yes we all know that, but so does the pope, so does the president, and so do many people in positions of authority. His AIDS aid him, they are his assistants and his underlings. He does not need your help, nor is his life in danger, I have simply tapped your generosity in order to get him a large shipment of free beer. We appreciate your kindness and your beer. He will live happily ever after and you have no beer at all.
Thus it is decreed.