The golden rules of online gaming

[mutantllama]

http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-online-gaming-64474.phtml


So true


*edit* I know it's old, I just found it in my bookmarks though.

 

[Dak]

Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap.

 

[mutantllama]

That article is chop full of awesome quotes.

Good luck pwning, my fellow online warriors. May noobs fall at your feet and your sword cut through the mists of lag forevermore.

 

[arg]

jesus. all of that is true. though i found i already live and breathe those rules subconsciously, it is enlightening to have them put into words so perfectly.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

snipers... grow a pair and stop being such pussies.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Leeroy Jenkins-ing with a combat shotgun is more manly and...suicidal.

 

[Dak]

tbh shotguns are fucking deadly on "indoor" levels.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

quite fun too

 

[JontRevolting]

Leeroy Jenkins-ing with a combat shotgun is more manly and...suicidal.

lol i have'nt heard that name in a fairly long time,well since i last played world of borecraft,got sick of it pretty quickly,it is a good game imo but all the fuckwits turned me off,i actually got told the story of Leeroy Jenkins by a mate of mine who probably still plays WOW,that dude is famous

 

[Dak]

Everquest 1 back in the day > WoW

 

[Black Friday]

Real men use the Desert Eagle.

 

[mutantllama]

lol i have'nt heard that name in a fairly long time,well since i last played world of borecraft,got sick of it pretty quickly,it is a good game imo but all the fuckwits turned me off,i actually got told the story of Leeroy Jenkins by a mate of mine who probably still plays WOW,that dude is famous

Everyone has heard of him. Even if they don't play WoW.

 

[just metal]

But the internet in my country is shite and I always lag

 

[False Joe]

Real men use the Desert Eagle.

I'm going to make two points. One being that down the side of your gun it reads "replica", and the other, that down the side of my gun is Desert Eagle point five oh.

 

[Vimana]

Don't join a group as a fucking healer if you're not going to fucking heal.

 

[Black Friday]

Don't join a group as a fucking healer if you're not going to fucking heal.

*Summons demon, but forgets to use Protection From Evil*
Oops, I think I killed you.