THE GRIM REAPER

[paul webb]

As we all know the "Grim Reaper" figures massively
in all things Bodom,an iconic figure,mortals have feared
his touch for many a year.
But has anybody ever stopped to think about the man himself?
If you could ask the reaper 5 questions,what would they be?
mine are
1. Who does he actually work for.
2.what does he do in his spare time
3.if he wasnt a reaper,what other job
would he like to do.
4.Is it really"grim" being a reaper
5.and finally,Being the "Face of death"does he get
sponsorship and products to keep him looking ghastly,cos he's worth it

Before you call me crazy/fooked/stooopid or whatever.......Correct.

 

[Works0fheart]

 

[Night Reaper]

1. Who does he actually work for. HIMSELF
2.what does he do in his spare time. TRAVELS, HE LIKE TRAVELING, A LOT, AND PLAYING POKER(ONLINE), READING, GOING TO THE GYM
3.if he wasnt a reaper,what other job would he like to do.PILOT / MECHANIC / DENTIST
4.Is it really"grim" being a reaper. NO, EVERYBODY WAKES UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW ?
5.and finally,Being the "Face of death"does he get sponsorship and products to keep him looking ghastly,cos he's worth it. NO, HE HAS STUFF, LIKE TOOTH PASTE BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SYSTEM, HE FINDS THE SATISFACTION HE GETS IS ENOUGH

the band is based of off 3 kids that went camping next to a lake (if I remember correctly) and got murdered, and they never find out what or who killed them

but i would ask him

1. why the scythe out of every weapon

2. do you like your job

3. do you even like children of bodom

4. should people fear you/him

5. do you have sex with the body once you've killed the victim


feel free to answer

 

[Muffin]

This thread feels like a white person walking down the blackest parts of Detroit

You don came to the wrong place son

 

[TheKid]

^

 

[Crabstick]

In the early hours of June 5, 1960, four teenagers were camping on the shores of Lake Bodom.[1] Between 4AM and 6AM, an unknown person or people murdered three of them with a knife and blunt instrument wounding the fourth. The sole survivor, Nils Wilhelm Gustafsson, led a normal life until 2004, when he became a suspect and was subsequently charged.

Thank you Wikipedia for sharing knowledge.

1: How were you born?
2: Why didn't you kill the fourth kid at Lake Bodom?
3: Have you ever listened to Children Of Bodom?
4: Are you angry that some humans use your murder-story for their band?
5: Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

 

[Night Reaper]

ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME, THE FOURTH KID WAS THE KILLER

THAT'S FUCKED UP

 

[Finpower]

Well Nils is free man.

 

[Crabstick]

ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME, THE FOURTH KID WAS THE KILLER

THAT'S FUCKED UP

I know?! Well, I believe there's some supernatural shit up in this bitch!

Well Nils is free man.

Killer walks free! Then he must be the grimm reaper!
Wasn't Nils attending the Stockholm Knockout Live? He sat in that car on stage or something? I can't quite remember.