the handle on my office door keeps generating static electricity when i touch it

[Baliset]

i'm shocked

 

[xfer]

good thread.

 

[lizard]

perhaps it is merely recognizing your ubermetalness.

 

[AndICried]

The Lesson: Rubber gloves may look silly, but we should all wear them.

 

[AndICried]

 

[Baliset]

my first job was at an ornage juice factory but i was fired. they said i couldn't concentrate.

 

[lizard]

argh. after I was so sleepy earlier, I've gotten my 2nd wind. I feel reconstituted.

 

[AndICried]

Ho HO!!! keep the jokes gOING!!!!

 

[Static]

Yes,

I tend to do that to people, matey. Beware. Beware of me.

 

[minxnim]

this little face is totally underused and underrated

 

[azal]

I used to work at an Insane Asylum, but then they fired me, siting that I wasn't committed.

 

[avi]

 

[TheStrugglingStandUp]

I used to go out with this girl who worked at a shoelace factory, but I broke it off because I couldn't see myself getting tied up in a relationship. Plus she often laced my dinner with cocaine.



stop...stop...you're too much.

 

[minxnim]

omg best fake account

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

touch the handle with a key before you touch it with your hand

 

[Baliset]

update: its not shocking me today. but i will see if more puns come to me.

 

[Baliset]

I used to go out with this girl who worked at a shoelace factory, but I broke it off because I couldn't see myself getting tied up in a relationship. Plus she often laced my dinner with cocaine.



stop...stop...you're too much.

be sure to tip your waitress

try the veal!

the 8:30 show is different than the 7:30 show

i'll be here all week!