the "when i say this, i really mean this" thread

[Baliset]

for example:

when i say: "Carrie, I am closing the door to my office to begin working on Stafford Loan reconciliation."

i really mean: "Carrie, I am closing the door to my office so that I might crank up the new Iron Maiden and not be distracted."

 

[lizard]

awesome. loan reconciliation metal guy with his own office!

 

[xfer]

When I say

"I don't care, go out and have fun!"

I mean

"If you go out, I will cut you off and make your life miserable and actively conceal and mislead you as to the reason why I am being so mean."

 

[xfer]

ohh wait i was possessed by a woman for a second there! sorry.

 

[kleo706]

When I say
"My fist smells like vagina."
I really mean
"My fist smells like vagina."

xoxoxo
-k-