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http://www.eathufu.com/home.asp
"Welcome to Eathufu.com. On our HufuBlog we have a special greeting for our guests from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. We are proud to offer the public our product line of human and sea mammal meat substitutes, and we are looking forward to offering you more exciting, exotic and unusual food products in the future. And don't forget to check out our stylish lines of Hufu and Delicious Baby Seal apparel!"
Who actually buys HufuTM?
HufuTM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute, as well as vegetarians and vegans. We also found that HufuTM is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. HufuTM is also a great cannibal convenience food -- no more Friday night hunting raids! Stay at home and enjoy the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative
... Yeah, it's real. Nice and retarded, eh?
"Welcome to Eathufu.com. On our HufuBlog we have a special greeting for our guests from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. We are proud to offer the public our product line of human and sea mammal meat substitutes, and we are looking forward to offering you more exciting, exotic and unusual food products in the future. And don't forget to check out our stylish lines of Hufu and Delicious Baby Seal apparel!"
Who actually buys HufuTM?
HufuTM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute, as well as vegetarians and vegans. We also found that HufuTM is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. HufuTM is also a great cannibal convenience food -- no more Friday night hunting raids! Stay at home and enjoy the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative
... Yeah, it's real. Nice and retarded, eh?
