The Karate Kid pt 1 vs. The Karate Kid pt 2

[JayKeeley]

Classic classic stuff. Whether we're talking crane kicks, waxing on and off, Elizabeth Shue's mammoth mammaries, or his trip to Okinawa where Myagi must confront his old arch enemy....

Also, try not to let Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" theme song to part 2 influence your decision, as wonderful as it is.

Discuss.

 

[General Zod]

Hillary's rack is truly glorious.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

I enjoyed them so much more as a pre-teen than I do as an adult. I have soft spots for the movies, but they are definitely "guilty" pleasures. I could knock out Ralph Macchio with one punch. Probably could've when those movies were released as well.

 

[EricT]

Theres a 4th one? And it has Hillary Swanks rack?

Why was I not been informed of this?!

 

[JayKeeley]

Hillary's rack is truly glorious.

Zod

It's surprisingly amazing. She actually has a good boob-to-waist ratio, unlike Elizabeth Shue who has great tits but big mid section.

It's all about the boob-to-waist ratio: Courtney Cox, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eliza Dushku. It's just a shame Hilary's got a mouth like Mr Ed.

 

[Dark One]

Theres a 4th one? And it has Hillary Swanks rack?

 

[EricT]

Well then...

Another movie on my "to get" list. Thanks, assholes.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'd eat her pussy with a pitchfork/

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

why are there no pictures of the aforementioned racks?

 

[EricT]

Say, are there any movies she has a full frontal? Or even a partial frontal? I could give a shit less about the back side. Ass is not a factor in my ball-tuggins.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

oh I love ass, son

 

[Reign in Acai]

Mike what the fuck you doing?!?! We should go get wasted!!! Reply if game!

 

[EricT]

When I see an ass, all I can picture is the nasty and crusted excrement that comes from said ass.

Ass is not a viable factor for me.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

should have "hit me up" an hour ago I have a few muscle relaxers running through my system right now

I think my back is broken.

 

[Reign in Acai]

should have "hit me up" an hour ago I have a few muscle relaxers running through my system right now

I think my back is broken.

LOL what the fuck happened?!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I sleep on what equates to jagged rocks.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Maybe that's how I minus 25 hit points on myself thus explaining the streak of blood upon MINE HAND

 

[Reign in Acai]

Bro, I can hook you up with a spic who sells matresses at affordable prices. I'l see if I can get some contact info for ye.

Myrkgrav are amazing!!

 

[EricT]

You know what? I sleep on a concrete floor... Really. My old man decided it'd be fun to take my bed away a long time ago, and I've been sleeping on concrete since.

My back is in so much pain every morning

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I'm too poor right now to shell out money for a mattress.


I'm off to watch Arrested Development