The Lunch Thread

[lizard]

Man, today I've got to go to a going-away luncheon...this stuff looks like coronary-on-a-stick!

Our ribs, pork shoulder, chicken wings, and whole chickens are all purchased fresh, never frozen, and smoked to perfection for hours over apple wood in our smokers. We specially season all of our meats by hand using our own blend of herbs and spices. All of our famous side dishes are made fresh from scratch daily in our kitchens, our BBQ sauce is homemade using 12 secret ingredients, and our piglicious desserts are all baked fresh for you by our in-house baker. We even pull our own pork!​

 

[J.]

Dude, that's looks good! Just make sure to take some Tums or Pepto Bismol.

I had half of a rotisserie chicken yesterday. Today will probably be a chopped beef BBQ sandwich and mashed potatoes.

Enjoy your lunch!

 

[lizard]

I see those onion rings...man I love onion rings.

but tums/rolaids.....yes.

 

[lizard]

all I had for breakfast was 1 1/2 egg rolls leftover from yesterday.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I had tuna sandwiches for lunch... I hate you, lizard.

 

[NAD]

BAAAAAAAAARRRRRBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEZZZZZUEZUEZUE

Shit looks good. I had a Pepsi Holiday Spice for breakfast. Well, most of it. Dropped it on the floor and my pants near the end. Damn carpet took my breakfast. Bitch.

 

[lizard]

I had tuna sandwiches for lunch... I hate you, lizard.

Here's what I had: Wild Cajun Chicken sandwich - a cajun chicken breast with onions, green peppers, homemade salsa and provalone, with onion rings. $11.05

But get this menu item:
THE HOGGY CHALLENGE!
Upon consuming a half slab of ribs, BBQ 1/2 chicken, pulled pork sandwich, two side dishes and cornbread all by yourself, you will receive a FREE t-shirt!!!
$23.99

I don't think the afteraffects would be worth it.

 

[lizard]

oh...plus my buddy's car was all dirty so while he was paying his bill we drew a large penis on the passenger side and drove all ten miles home on the highway getting strange looks.

 

[NAD]

hahahaha best. lunch. ever.

My favorite lunch was going to the local brew pub with coworkers at 11am, starting to leave at 2pm by everyone piling into a company truck, then we all got out and went back to the bar to drink more beer. Got back to the office at 4:30, I tried to accomplish work but couldn't even see my monitor, so I went home.

That night got better, as a friend picked me up at 5pm and we went to the bar with me already hosed. That was one of those woke-up-the-next-day-with-little-recollection nights.

 

[lizard]

most wednesdays the guys in our IT division (incl me) go out to chipotle's or Grinders (a sub place)....two weeks ago I took a pic of our sysadmin:

and printed up flyers with his face and the text "LOST BOY! Answers to the name Spanky. Call xxx-xxxx." We taped them up all over the restaraunt, including over the urinal.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Anyone ever been to roscoe's chicken and waffles? I'm going for the first time next friday for my bud's birthday. Talk about a coronary.

 

[lizard]

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Dude, he looks like the Swingline stapler guy in Office Space.

I want Lizard's lunch. What a sweet lunch. I'm gonna eat mediocre Commons food...probably a tuna sandwich, maybe some sorta steak/pork/chicken dish if they have it. But jesus fuckin christ, that looks good.

 

[NAD]

Vespa!

I'm going to lunch now, I don't know what I'm going to get. I had a taco and a burrito yesterday so I'll probably go for a nice healthy turkey sammitch.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I'm glad I'm hungover right now... no appetite, I don't have to be jealous anymore.

 

[lizard]

I got home and made the mistake of eating a cheddar/bacon baked potato and two chimichongas (sp)...added to whatever I had for lunch it was complete carb overload and I felt like shit until I quaffed some beer and then I felt much better

then my wife drank some berry zinger tea and barfed, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it was an evening of gastric distress.

 

[NAD]

Dude she got zinged! That sucks.

I'm glad I'm hungover right now.

Never have such words been uttered! *shudders*

 

[lizard]

today, two mini fish sandwiches and a small bag of the Food of the Gods, Doritos.

 

[KILL TULLY]

hahahahaha Lizard your under-the-name quote thingy rules all. INCONCEIVABLE!!! (sp?)


oh, and good BBQ

 

[MFJ]

I made myself a really big and heavy breakfast at like 10AM, so I'll probably end up eating something small and lame at 2PM. Damn you, breakfast.