The new song from MussuM!

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Hello everyone, im here to present another small part of the great epic saga of the Frostbitten Dickless yetti!

http://www.theweb.com.br/stupidity/archives/mamma_coming_home.mp3

It's his moment of lamentation, after being thrown out of the pack for having no dick.

And this time, it has lyrics with it! Incredible huh?!

take a look (btw, the parts in the parenthesis are the backing vocals, i added them so you can experience a full lyric uhh... experience )

Scenes From a Dickless Yetti:
Part 3 - Outcast

UUUURGH! (aaeeehhh!)
Balerghuh Muurgh (eeh!)
Bulurghargh Bulhrarghu
Bularh Ghurlee (eeh!)
Bularhwoo bahwoo

but WHYYYY!? (URRGH!)
but WHYYYY!? (URRGH!)

Teelll mee
WHYYYYY!??! (meeeh)
but WHYYYY!? (mee?!)

Go down beatch ass now yeah

"Oh lord! Why did they have to do that to me?
Just because i am a yetti.... with no dick?!
Ooooooh what am i going to do now?
Since i was attacked by frostbite, no one wants to talk to me
and that makes me ANGRY!

But i know what i will do!!!
I will do a keyboard solo!!!

WAARRRMEN STYLE! YESS!! HAAAAAAHAAAAAhaaaaaaahhh!"

[keyboard solo, warmen style]

BEERGH!

 

[Mahawkk]

I hadn't listened to MussuM's first songs, but this really is fucking huge epic shit!

BEERGH!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Oh my fucking god! You are such a fucking crackhead!! That was so fucking hilarious!!!

EHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BodomiC]

Yanko you crazy motherfucker!!!!! This is ridiculous.... human yetti with no dick, hahahaha this is so stupid!!!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

it's not a HUMAN yetti... its a pure breed yetti

does that make me less idiotic ?!

 

[BodomiC]

yes, defenetly

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

you're fucked, dude

 

[A Fire Inside]

Sorry, Tut, after listening to your deeply emotional song I have to confess that...





































... I stole the yetti's dick

 

[Kuvasz]

Mussums! Negãos Du Cacets!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Sorry, Tut, after listening to your deeply emotional song I have to confess that...





































... I stole the yetti's dick

@afi: dude, the yetti's was corrosed by snow!
you can't have stolen it!

besides, it's MY epic, god damnit

 

[BodomiC]

omg

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

anyway, doesn't the solo sound like a janne warman solo?!

 

[BodomiC]

even better wanker

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

ooooooooooh wait till he sees that

 

[A Fire Inside]

@afi: dude, the yetti's was corrosed by snow!
you can't have stolen it!

besides, it's MY epic, god damnit

No, no, no. I'll tell you:

The yetti was walking up and down the frostbitten mountains where I live. I don't know how the hell had he found them, but... never mind. I felt his presence, so I walked towards him and punished him for walking my mountains, and I cut his dick because I needed two yetti's dicks to make one of my necro-grim-frostbitten-trve evil spells. Then, he started to cry like a baby, so I casted level 666 "mute yetti and erase his most recent memory", and I dissapeared by the time he opened his eyes, but before that I teleported him to his cradle.

When his mother came to home, he discovered that he had no dick! so he had to invent an excuse if he didn't want his mother to shout at him for losing the only dick he had!!! He finally thought that he could say his dick was corrosed by snow.

Remember, little Tut, I AM GOD, I know everything.

 

[BodomiC]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Yanko, this sounds like it was made using GP3 or GP4.

If it was dude, gimme the GP file so I can rerecord it using guitar. Yeah.......

 

[BodomiC]

That would kill Do that Stev0...

 

[Raistlin1980]

I have no words. There's so much feeling in it.
A masterpiece

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Yanko, this sounds like it was made using GP3 or GP4.

If it was dude, gimme the GP file so I can rerecord it using guitar. Yeah.......

actually i wrote that all in a program called Noteworthy, and sampled it on Sonar
but i can send you the midi anytime

@afi: awww what the fuck, shut up