the newest *blank* promotes terrorism commercial I've seen.

[The Dope]

I do fucking hate cell phones. I will never own one, and I only use them when I have no other option.

 

[xfer]

A van doesn't do the off-road thing, though. If I ever got an SUV, I'd buy it because I want to drive it as my regular car, but I also want to be able to carry my family in it, go skiing with it, go camping with it, etc. No other car fulfills those criteria.

'Course, hopefully I'll never need a car. Nasty exhaust-spewing things.

 

[minxnim]

being that like, my parents live in the woods on a freakin mountain in the berkshires and you almost have to scale a fucking cliff to get to it, ... my mom doesnt even have an SUV!! she has a tiny 4 wheel drive subaru and it fits MY TALL ASS FATHER into it and they are fine.

my dad only has trucks because he owns a masonry business and has to carry like, huge boulders around and shit. but like, they attest to the fact that SUV's especially the giant ones, are just not freakin necessary. and my grandfather, who lives next door, drives a fucking ESCORT with tire chains.

touche mr. suv

 

[minxnim]

oh, and also, when i lived with then, i drove a jetta with j in it. and he's like 6'5" and jared, who is 6'9"! not a problem!

 

[The Dope]

Comfortably though?

 

[minxnim]

yea, actually, funnily, jared got a jetta b/c he liked the fit of mine so much. the seats go like, way way back. and my grandma is 6'2"! and she's all cruising around in her escort and shit, high on valium, blind as a fucking bat, but comfortably no less!

 

[The Dope]

I just hate small cars in general. The only benefits I can see for them is if you live in a city or an area with absurd gas prices. Since none of these apply to me, I can enjoy the benefits of a larger vehicle with few drawbacks.

 

[xfer]

well, im sure people could make do with SmartCars, too, but there are simply some situations to which an SUV is ideal.

 

[avi]

except TERRORISM!

 

[The Dope]

Osama drives an Explorer.

 

[xfer]

What would Jesus drive, Dope?

 

[minxnim]

SUV's are just so polluting. like, i wouldnt care except that like, well, everyone is dead meat because of it. eventually.
but i could give a shit in the end what people drive.
you're all gonna die. it'll be funny.

 

[The Dope]

Originally posted by xfer
What would Jesus drive, Dope?

Odd that you should mention this. A friend and I once had a discussion on this subject and we decided he needed a car shaped like a cross that he could drive around and show up whenever people needed to be healed or have a lesson taught to them.

 

[xfer]

dude, jesus would totally drive a POS or a minivan.

 

[avi]

 

[The Dope]

Who would have guessed that he'd have a vanity plate?

 

[The Dope]

 

[minxnim]

i think jesus would drive a magic bus totally.

 

[xfer]

i agree wholly with preppy (for once).

 

[The Dope]

Why was this returned in my search for "magic bus"?